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“I’m Grace, but you can call me superwoman. I save the world on a daily basis but I don’t like to brag.”

Grace laughed after she spoke this and looked up from the paper she held in her hands. It was a pretty thick pile of paper, bound together in a little flexible binder and it screamed the perfect script. The group all sat in the living room, all holding their own copies of the first version of Ashley and Joe’s so called masterpiece based off of the house. Most of the read was filled with laughter of the memories of the past few months they had all been together. Joe looked to Ali and smiled.

“Enter Ali, also known as Mother Moo, head of the house,”

“Did she just call herself superwoman?” Ali spoke, reading her exact words off the paper. “That’s my line. I’m Ali,”

More laughter erupted from the group and Patrick shook his head at his lines.

“So I came over here for uh, well,” he paused. “Can I borrow a cup of sugar?”

Izzy couldn’t help but look at Ashley, sharing a proud look with her. Ashley gushed and leaned against Joe, smiling to herself as he wrapped an arm around her and rubbing her arm.

“Is your toilet blocked?” Patrick spoke next, not being able to control his laughter as he finished. Pete chuckled loudly at this and leaned forward, extremely amused.

“Did you really say that, Trick?” he questioned. Patrick seemed to flush red before nodding, many of the girls nodding in agreement.

“It’s not as bad as ’12 boxes of tampons and a bottle of tequila’,” Jenn commented. The girls all giggled before Ashley clapped her hands together.

“Ok guys, that’s good for today, why don’t we pick up the next scene tomorrow, ok?” she asked, standing up. They all nodded and handed in their copies before disbanding in random places throughout the house, some of them leaving the house to go to class. Dirty moved to sit where Ashley had been, starting up another game of Mario Kart.

“Joe! Will you play with me?” he asked. Joe laughed and nodded, grabbing his own controller. Ashley sighed at them and shifted uncomfortably.

“Joe, we have to-” she paused and waited for him to look up at her.

“What?” he asked. Ashley shook her head and turned towards the stairs.

“Never mind,” she mumbled and proceeded to disappear from downstairs. Dirty glanced at Joe for a moment.

“What was that all about?” he wondered. Joe skewed his mouth to the side, almost guiltily.

“I’m not really sure,” he mumbled. Andy sighed from his spot on the other couch and Joe looked at him skeptically.

“What?” he questioned. Andy smirked and shook his head.

“Dude, you are clueless,” he spoke. Joe raised an eyebrow curiously, but soon found himself distracted by the game. Andy shook his head at him and leaned back, watching their game wordlessly. It was the silence that annoyed Joe, and after a few minutes, he sighed, pressing pause and standing up. Dirty frowned, instantly pouting.

“Joe?” he called. Joe shook his head and handed it to Andy who nodded knowingly. He then started up the stairs and slowly inched his head around the doorframe of Ashley’s room, finding her back to him as she sat at her desk. He cleared his throat and she quickly whipped her head at him, forcing a smile as he walked in, closing the door behind him.

“You said we had to do something?” he started. Ashley looked at him with a flat smile, her eyes still holding a sad look.

“Yeah,” she breathed. Joe frowned and moved over to her desk, watching as she scooted to make room for him to lean against the piece of furniture.

“Ashley,” he called, lowering his voice to a whisper. “What’s wrong?” he asked. She glanced up at him for a moment before wringing her hands together.

“Joe, I-” she gulped down nervously. “I’ve been thinking about us,” she spoke softly. Joe jolted up and stared down at her, his eyes wide.

“What?” he meekly mumbled. Ashley chewed on her lip lightly and stood up as well, staring at him cautiously.

“I feel like I’m the only one putting effort into this relationship, I mean…” she sighed. “It goes beyond the whole sex thing, you…”

“I’m clueless, huh?” Joe offered. Ashley looked at him and shrugged.

“Well, yeah,” she agreed. Joe let his shoulders hang and instantly felt defeated as she spoke this. “Joe, I think that we should probably break up if this is what the extent of ‘us’ is going to be,”

Joe looked up at her with sad eyes and couldn’t help but notice the uncertainty in her voice. He creased his eyebrows together and felt a sudden surge jolt through his body. He shook his head and Ashley raised an eyebrow as he reached out towards her and grabbed her shoulders, bringing her to him in a quick movement. She writhed against him for a moment but soon relaxed as he pressed his lips to hers, tightly. Ashley smiled into the kiss, tilting her head to the side as he opened her mouth with his tongue. Her arms wrapped around his neck and she sighed as they parted, Joe resting his forehead against hers.

“I don’t think we should,” he spoke, Ashley letting her breath hitch at the seriousness in his voice and the way he locked his eyes with hers. “I’m sorry for being clueless sometimes but Ashley, I just wanted to take things slow so that it would work between us,” he explained. Ashley nodded.

“Why were you so worried?” she breathed. Joe smiled and pecked her lips lightly.

“Because I really liked you,” he gulped and grinned shyly, his face flushing a light shade of red. “And now I think that I might love you,” he whispered. Ashley blinked once at his comment before letting her lips part in amazement. Her heart sped up and instantly, she felt a smile graze her features.

“Joe,” she paused and laughed breezily to herself, feeling at a loss of words. She looked back up to him and instead of finding disappointment from the lack of her response, she found lust glazing his eyes. Her breath hitched again, but Ashley let her eyes close as he pressed another kiss to her lips, it quickly becoming a small make-out session before Joe pushed them back, leading them towards the bed. They quickly crawled up the mattress, Joe laying over her and trailing from her lips towards her neck before pushing back the sleeve of her hoodie to get her shoulder as well. Ashley smiled up at the ceiling and raised her hands to his hair, silently guiding his head as he trailed his kisses down her body, pushing up her cami under the hoodie when he reached her waist. She breathed in sharply, but let him continue, shedding her sweater before sitting up slightly and letting him shed her cami. Before he continued though, Joe glanced towards the door and jumped off the bed.

“I better lock this,” he mentioned.

Ashley giggled a little and took the moment to breathe out, bringing her forearms up to rest next to her head. Joe walked back over and stood next to bed, looking down at her momentarily. He shed his own t-shirt then and took the liberty to unbuckle his belt and dropping his own pants before climbing back over her. Ashley watched as he moved down, unbuttoning her jeans before slowly sliding down her legs and tossing it somewhere else in the room. As he leaned back over her to kiss her once again, she arched up into his form, feeling his arousal through his boxers at her thigh. Joe smirked lightly and wrapped his hands around her sides and then up her back, undoing her bra clasp quickly and throwing it away as well. He then covered his hands over her breasts, earning a soft moan emitting from Ashley’s throat as she tilted her head to the side, obviously turned on. He slid his hands down her curves and paused at her panties, locking eyes with her as he hooked his thumbs into them before moving them off as well. She shuddered a little bit as he leaned back, his eyes glancing over every aspect of her. Joe looked back up at her face and smiled when he saw her looking a little nervous.

“You are beautiful, you know,” he spoke. Ashley blushed and observed him as he discarded his last article of clothing before moving his body over hers again, sliding his hand against one arm as he brought it up above her head. Ashley stared at him as he locked them in the position and breathed out. He looked at her as well.

“You’re still on the pill, right?” he whispered. She nodded once and moved her free hand, wrapping it around his back as he rested his other arm next to her to keep himself propped up. Gently, he pushed himself in and Ashley gasped a little at the feeling, Joe sharing the same look with her as he paused momentarily. They locked eyes again and Joe leaned down, kissing her lightly again as he thrusted out, pushing back in to start his rhythm. Ashley lifted her hips up to meet his thrusts, groaning out once and a while as he met the right spots, and couldn’t resist the urge to loudly moan out his name as he pumped a lot harder and faster as they continued. Feeling himself reach his end, he looked down at Ashley, grabbing the side of her face so that he could press his lips to hers one last time. They shared a tight kiss as they both stopped, holding each other tightly as they shuttered, both meeting euphoria. Joe collapsed next to her, laughing lightly as Ashley continued to stare up at the ceiling, breathless. She giggled lightly, looking over at him before moving to snuggle up next to him. Joe wrapped his arm around her still warm body, moving the sheet beneath them to cover them up from the air of the room. Ashley looked up at him and smiled bashfully.

“Joe,” she waited for him to look down at her as well before continuing. “It’s cheesy to say right now, but,” Ashley gulped nervously, but breathed out again, kissing him lightly. Joe rested his head against her forehead and raised an eyebrow.

“What?” he pushed. Ashley breathed a smile.

“I love you,” she whispered. Joe felt his heart kick up at his chest and instantly knew she was being honest. The two shared a kiss again before embracing, the two soon drifting to sleep with content smiles.

*

“Travi,” Pete yelled over into the lounge as he burst through the door, waltzing into the room with his shopping goods. Pete smiled at the sight of everyone gathered in the front room and pulled a box from behind him.

“I went shopping,” He announced, looking pointedly at Travis. Travis raised an eyebrow and looked back at Pete, confused as to why he being told this information.

“And you’re telling me this, why?” Pete sniggered and turned to the girls in the room who smiled innocently at Travis. Ashley stood and walked over to Pete, grabbing the box in his arms and waving it in front of him. Pete smirked and stood proudly in front of the people in the room.

“I was deemed worthy to fetch the things we needed for your pledge,” He said, and Travi widened his eyes, whining at the girls in the room.

“Oh man,” He muttered, eyeing the box that Ashley now held in her hands.

“What is it?” He asked, and Pete sniggered again.

“Food,” He mumbled, and Travi looked happy for a moment.

“What, have I got to eat so many pieces of something in a set time or something?” The girls nodded, and Grace approached the box that Ashley was holding and sniffed it, cringing at the food inside.

“That’s exactly what you’ve got to do,” She smiled, and Travi looked excited.

“Easy.” He said, and made himself comfortable on the sofa before turning to Pete.

“Mine is going to be over before you know it,” He laughed, looking hungrily at the box. “And you guys are all going to hate me because I got an easy task,” He laughed again, rubbing his hands together.

“Bring on the food,” He smiled wide and Grace and Ashley looked at each other before turning to Travis.

“Travis we don’t think you understand the task,” Ashley giggled, neglecting to tell Travis one small detail about his pledge.

“I understand fine, thanks,” He smiled again and Grace walked up to him, patting his shoulder.

“Oh you poor soul,” She giggled, before sitting next to Gabe on the couch opposite him. Travis looked confused before watching as Ashley slowly opened the box in front of him to reveal chicken wings. Travis tilted his head, frowning.

“This is evil,” He muttered, and Ashley smiled.

“What is?” She asked, and Travis glared.

“I’m vegetarian,” The girls sniggered and Travis glared again, folding his arms. Ashley smiled evilly.

“That is going to be the least of your problems in a minute,” She muttered, turning the box around to reveal its true contents. The words on the back showed where they were bought from, and Travis widened his eyes as he read the description.

“24 suicide chicken wings,” He muttered, and gulped before staring back at Ashley.

“No way,” He leaned back into the sofa and folded his arms again, pouting like a child. “I can’t cope with suicide wings, no way,” Ashley shrugged.

“Then you’re occupying the porch tonight then,” Everyone in the room laughed, and Travi frowned.

“I would, but like I said. I’m vegetarian.” Jenn smiled from across the room and picked up a plate that was down by her feet.

“We thought you might say that,” She mumbled, giving the plate to Ashley, who in turn placed it in front of Travi, making him scrunch his nose up.

“These are our own little creation,” Ashley said, giving the box of chicken wings they had bought at the store back to Pete, and sat opposite Travi. “These ones we made ourselves in the way that suicide wings are made, but they’re Quorn wings instead,” Travis widened his eyes, staring at the plate and gulping.

“Oh,” He muttered, and Ashley smiled happily.

“Now you have no excuse,” She said, and Travis whined as she pushed the plate towards him. He looked to the ceiling and gulped, sighing as he picked up a wing.

“How many do I have to -” Ashley interrupted him, giggling and he closed his eyes.

“All of them,” She replied, and Travi gulped. Taking a bite he chewed for less than five seconds before squealing and closing his eyes.

“Holy fuck,” He hissed, and waved a hand in front of his mouth. Everyone in the room watched in amusement as his face became redder and redder with each mouthful, and by the time he was halfway through the plate of wings his eyes were watering and he was waving his tongue around in midair.

“Get,” He took a deep breath and closed his eyes. “Get me,” He groaned and snapped his eyes open to Pete, who was holding his stomach in laughter sitting on the floor. “GET ME WATER,” He yelled, and Pete was about to obey and fetch the water, when Ashley held a hand out.

“No drinks or soothing beverages,” She smiled and folded her arms. “Finish them,” She said, and Travis groaned before proceeding to shove the rest of them into his mouth, water streaming from his eyes due to the heat of the wings. The room erupted into applause as he finished the last one, and he bolted towards the kitchen to find something to cool his mouth. As the girls giggled at the retching noises coming from the kitchen, and the odd squeals of ‘Where is the fucking milk?’, Pete turned to the room and smiled.

“Six down,” He mumbled, before turning to Joe, who widened his eyes at the look that Pete was sending his way. “One to go,”