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Unwelcome Distractions
2 reviews'How,' thought Calcifer muzzily, 'is it possible to have that many hands. The man must have octopus blood.' Slash. PWP.
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Unwelcome Distractions
(#) Ithilwen 2006-04-02
Heh heh heh! Today's experiment ................................. failed.
Oh, poor Howl. Good thing levelheaded Sophie showed up to give him a good rap on his overdyed noggin. Good thing she gave Calcifer the means to flee when he wanted.
Heh heh! A slash warning usually makes me skip, but you've made the case for it. This was funny.
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