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Ever since Willy got Max TV he thinks he's everything. As Willy and Frank were browsing through the T.V. channels Willy stopped on the Sex TV, claiming that he's sure he's not the only one who's been curious. He played the channel while Frank begged him to stop.

"Wanna go write some fan fiction about Willy and piss people off on FicWad?" Frank asked.

"Okay," Willy agreed. Willy logged onto his e-mail account.

"Hey, look, I got an email from Mr. Buchanan," Wilson said.


Dear Willy,
Ya smoking pot?
G2G TXT ON MY BLACKBERRY


They started writing pointless stories on FicWad about someone going to McDonalds, turning into cats, getting fat, getting Max TV, falling in love with Ollie and spaceships crashing into cars.

As Cloudy, Willy's cat, walked by Willy stepped on her tail, while Pop N Fresh was pregnant. Kitty was just a black cat who had no life, except sitting on a bed all day and being a dirty bag. Flower was the lone wolf and Ollie was the alien.

Suddenly Mr. Buchanana came crashing through the ceiling with a rocket launcher. He blasted out rockets at Willy and Frank, while Gerard was eating ice cream.

"1...2...3...!" Willy cried.

"MASHED POTATA'S!!" Willy cried again. And soon they died.

They were dead.

Had died.

"I was cheated by you..." Gerard started.

"And I think you know when," Mr. Buchanan added.

"So I made up my mind," Gerard continued.

"It must come to an end," Mr. Buchanan said.

"Look at me now, will I ever learn?" Gerard asked.

"I dont know how but I suddenly lose control."

"Theres a fire within my soul." Gerard said.

"Just one look and I can hear a bell ring." Mr. Buchanan said.

"One more look and I forget everything," Gerard said.

"Woah," the sang together in perfect harmony.

"Mamma mia, here I go again," the sang together, "My my, how can I resist you? Mamma mia, does it show again? My my, just how much Ive missed you."

Then, Mr. Buchanan rocket launched Gerard.