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The adventures of FRERARD and CO.

by xxASUKAxx 8 reviews

funny frerard one shot woooooooo :P ON THE TOUR BUS XD

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2009-06-13 - Updated: 2009-06-14 - 1085 words

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Author's Note: raaaaaaaaaar hey guys :) hope ya liek this one :P i've had it for a while i've just edited it all -__-

anyway lemme know what ya thiiiink pleeaaaseeee :D
rate or review pwease ^^

again this is for the art of holding hands readers cuz i suck at updating =[....there should be an update soon though ^^ woooooooooooooo

and if you havent read my stroy what the hey...enjoy the funny frerardness :P woooo

peace out yo !!!


xoxo Lottie oxox



Gerard : I don't exactly appreciate being spanked and left in total shock

Frank: it was the best spanking of your life

Gerard: I’ll drink to that

(he picks up can of coke zero and takes a large gulp)

Frank: I spanked you good

Gerard: whatever you say

Frank: { raises eyebrow} you disagree

Gerard: I didn't agree nor disagree with anything

( Lottie who is watching raises and eyebrows and looks at the two guys with a what the fuck expression playing on her face)

Lottie: you spanked him?

Frank: {proudly} yup

( Gerard rolls his eyes and Lottie looks at KJ with a questioning look who shrugs)

Frank: Gerard I luff you

Gerard: whatever"

Frank: you don’t luff me {shocked face}

( Gerard rolls his eyes intern making Frank give him a puppy eyed look whilst pouting)

Gerard: chill Frank

(Frank looks at Gerard and now looks close to tears)

Gerard: I love you okay

(Frank jumps up and down clapping his hands excitedly)

Gerard: jeez

(Lottie and KJ exchange looks and shrug at each other while Frank pouts and does his puppy eyes again)

Gerard: what now?

Frank: I want some skittles {puppy dog eyes} Frankie is hungry

Gerard: {sigh} fine

Lottie and KJ: did you say skittles?

Gerard: oh fuck

Frank: yes {punches air}

Lottie and KJ: woooooo

( Lottie and KJ begin to run around in a circle continuing to “woo” every now and then)

Gerard: {sighs} great now I have to calm those two down

(Frankie stares at Lottie and KJ for a minute before grinning widely and joining in, so all three are now running around)

Lottie, KJ and Frank: {singing} skittles, skittles, skittles

Gerard: kill me now

Mikey: {appears from now where} what about jelly beans?

(Lottie, KJ and Frank stare at Mikey blankly for around ten minutes before returning to running around in a circle, while Gerard groans and sits on the floor. Mikey stares at Lottie, KJ and Frank for a moment)

Lottie, KJ and Frank: {singing} skittles and jelly beans

(Mikey stares at Lottie, KJ and Frank for a moment)

Mikey:..........

Mikey:..................

Mikey.........................

Mikey, KJ, Lottie and Frank: skittles and jelly beans

Gerard: WHY GOD WHYYYYYY???

{Ray and Bob appear from nowhere}

Ray and Bob: {they both wave at the same time} hey guys*]

(Lottie, Mikey, KJ and Frank stare at them like they did when Mikey had appeared from nowhere)

KJ, Lottie, Frank and Mikey: {continue singing} skittles and jelly beans, skittles and jelly beans

Gerard: {glares} join them and I go on a killing spree!

Frank: Awww Gerard don’t be party pooper

( Frank grabs Gerard and just hangs of his neck giving him a cheesy smile)

Frank: I love you

Gerard: sure, sure

(Frank gasps in shock then gives Gerard puppy dog eyes)

Gerard: urgh I love you too I’ve already said this

Frank: I like making you say it {grins widely} plus it’s cute when you get all embarrassed

Gerard: {mutters to himself} is there a gun there must be a gun somewhere

Frank: come on I want to make some custard and throw it on gee, gee

Gerard: {still muttering to himself} or a rope maybe if I strangled myself


Frank: awwww gee, gee I’m joking I wouldn't do that to youuu .... {wiggles eyebrows} unless we were alone like last night with the choc-

(Gerard blushes crimson and slams a hand over franks mouth...while Lottie, KJ, Ray, Bob and Mikey stare at them with wide eyes slightly disturbed.)

Lottie KJ ray bob and Mikey:...Oh my god

(Frank licks Gerard’s hand and Gerard lets out a disgusted squeal)

Gerard: Ewwww {wipes it on Lottie’s face}

Lottie: {stares blankly} what just happened

(she looks to KJ who shrugs not really caring)

Frank: you liked it when I used this {waggles tongue} last night

Bob: FRANK PLEASE {horrified expression}

Ray: I think I’m going to faint {puts hand to head}

Lottie KJ and Frankie: nooooo { they all clutch their face in horror}

KJ: hmmm {strokes chin like an evil genius}

( everyone turns to look at KJ as she continues to stroke her chin)

KJ: { louder than before} hmmmmmm {still stroking chin}

(everyone looks at each other then turns back to stare at KJ)

KJ: {practically shouting rather than humming} HMMMMMMMMMM {oh my god…still stroking chin}

Lottie: um....KJ

KJ: {suddenly looks up surprised} oh...sorry

Mikey: what's with all the hmmmm 's?

KJ: oh

Everyone: weeelll?

KJ: it’s my knew plan {cue thunder} for taking {cue lightning} over {cue rain} ZE WOOOORLLLLLD {cue floor rumbling}

Lottie:......

Lottie:................

Lottie:................................

Lottie: oh

Lottie:………

Lottie: okay {smiles}

Gerard: {mutters to himself} taking over the world {gives everyone a what the fuck? Expression}

KJ: {begins to stroke chin again} hmmm

(Everyone turns to stare at KJ, they all look at each other before turning back to KJ)

KJ: mhmmm {stares of into distance while stroking chin} possibly.........penguins

everyone: {mutters} penguins?

(KJ nods to herself smiling slightly)

Everyone: KJ?

(KJ drools slightly smiling serenely off into the distance)

Everyone: KJ?

(KJ drools a little bit more her mouth opening slightly as she grins madly)

Everyone: {grabs mega phone} KJ!

KJ: {jumps violently}

[*Lottie: you were drooling


KJ: {wipes mouth} oh.....sorry.

Mikey: thinking about my sexy ass?

KJ: {blushes bright red} no

Mikey: you where {wiggles eyebrows at KJ}

KJ:* {going redder}

(Mikey wiggles his eyebrows in a suggestive manner at KJ who blushes even more)

[*KJ: GODAMIT MIKEY


Mikey: ahaaaa i knew it you can't resist a la sex god {wiggles eyebrows again}

KJ: {recovering from blush...mutters} shut up...stupid...stupid brain.

Frank: {gives everyone puppy dog eyes} guys?

Everyone: yes Frankie?

Frank: {clutches Gerard’s jumper and buries his head in his arm} I still don’t have any skittles

(Everyone stares at Frank blankly, Gerard rolls his eyes!)

Everyone.....

Everyone:..........

Everyone:...........

Everyone: {running round in circles singing} skittles and jelly beans, skittles and jelly beans

Gerard: I give up {shakes head and sits on couch}
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