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Joe’s cousin’s birthday is today. Ralph, who turned 32, invited Joe and I to his party…at a strip club. It’s called Pleasure Island. I really have no desire to go, other than to wish Ralph a happy birthday, because he’s cool. He was like Joe’s older brother, and mine but he moved. He does have a bit of a sex addiction though. Imagine that
“So, you wanna go?” Joe asks me.
“I dunno…a strip club? That’s just…”
“Not your scene? I know. Not particularly mine either but I haven’t seen Ralph in a while.”
I smile and hug him “We can go. Hell we can make fun of all the drunk people trying to get laid.”
He laughs, “Ya know I don’t think I’ve ever seen you drink…”
“You haven’t.” I state simply “I never have. I mean I’ve had a few sips of my dads drinks but I’ve never been wasted.”
“Hmm… I have.”
“I know.” I say darkly, remembering bailing out a drunken Joe.
He blushes “Would it make it better if I said I’m sorry?”
I smile “The past is the past, why keep worrying about it?”
“Wow. That was some like… philosopher shit. We should remember that quote.”
I roll my eyes.
Joe and I walk into the club. Music is blaring and there are half naked women on the stage dancing, grinding poles and each other, flicking their tongues at lonely losers who they’d never touch. It all has an Island theme. There are coconut cups and the girls have grass skirts on. Ralph notices us and hurries over.
“Hey Joe, Patrick!” He hugs his cousin, then myself.
“Hey!” Joe yells back.
“I’m glad you came!”
“Yeah.”
We follow Ralph to his table and sit down. A tan brunette with big breasts straddles him. He whoops and orders us a round of Tequila. I bite my lip and look at him.
“Oh. No thanks, I don’t drink!”
He chuckles “Of course you don’t. Look, it’s one shot of Tequila you’ll be fine.”
Joe smiles at me.
“So how did you two end up together?”
“Well… we accidentally kissed a few times and I had to tell him how I felt.”
He nods “I told you it was gonna happen. Everyone at school thought it was gonna be him and Pete, then you’re a band and the whole world thinks that, but I knew…didn’t I Joe?”
Joe blushes “Yeah you used to say it all the time. I wanted it to happen and you weren’t helping.”
The waitress, wearing a thong bikini, hands us our drinks.
“Thank you.” I smile.
She raises her eyebrow at me and walks away.
Ralph downs his shot, followed by Joe. I just kinda look at it. It smells funny and I’m afraid of being drunk. I like being in control of my mind, that’s why I don’t do drugs.
“Awe come on HatBoy its just one shot.”
I close my eyes and pour it into my mouth. The taste burns my tongue; almost making me spit it out. I swallow and feel it burn down my esophagus. Joe smiles at me.
“You did it!”
I just nod. The numbness has already settled in. After a few more shots I’m really giggly and unbalanced.
I stumble to the bathroom to pee. I relieve myself and wash my hands. I wet my face and clean my smudged glasses. I leave the bathroom and stumble back to our table. I’m shocked at what I see.
A girl is on my Joe’s lap.
A girl is grinding against my Joe on his lap.
A girl is way to close to my Joe.
And I don’t like it.
I walk over to him.
“What the hell?”
“See? I told you to get off!”
She rolls her eyes and walks away.
I glare at Joe.
“She jumped on me Patrick, I was trying to get her off!”
Ralph nods “Yeah he goes “Hey I’m gay!” and she didn’t believe him. I don’t either cause you were sure drooling.”
Joe glares at him “I was not drooling and I’m bi but I just wanted her off me, because that’s wrong when you’re with someone that you really care about.”
I frown and nod.
He hugs me and whispers, “I promise that’s it.”
I nod, knowing he’s telling the truth.
that was stupid.
So you got jealous, who doesn’t?
I dunno
He hugs me and kisses my cheek. I smile and lean on him, in his arms. He kisses the top of my head.
“I love you.” He whispers making my heart soar.
“I love you too.” I hug him.
Ralph orders more drinks and the rest of the night is just a blur.
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I wake up with my head pounding. My stomach hurts and I have to shield myself from the sunlight peeking at me through the window. I roll over and lean my head on Joe’s shoulder. He wakes up and looks over at me.
“Morning Sweetness.”
I giggle “Ow!”
“Oh yeah… you probably have a terrible hang over… Sorry I didn’t think about that. I got you though.”
“Why don’t you have one? You drank more than I did!” I pout.
“Because, I drank and took pills a lot so it no longer affects me the next morning.”
I groan.
He hands me a hydro and pulls down the curtains to the windows.
“When that Hydro kicks in you’ll feel much better” he smiles.
“Until then?”
“Well… I guess I’ll just have to stay in here with you, since you don’t like the dark.”
I smile “I guess so.”
He kisses my lips and it progresses from there. Not all the way but…. You get my drift.
so sorry it took so long, it's been killing me too but, here you are. =)
R&R pweeze
“So, you wanna go?” Joe asks me.
“I dunno…a strip club? That’s just…”
“Not your scene? I know. Not particularly mine either but I haven’t seen Ralph in a while.”
I smile and hug him “We can go. Hell we can make fun of all the drunk people trying to get laid.”
He laughs, “Ya know I don’t think I’ve ever seen you drink…”
“You haven’t.” I state simply “I never have. I mean I’ve had a few sips of my dads drinks but I’ve never been wasted.”
“Hmm… I have.”
“I know.” I say darkly, remembering bailing out a drunken Joe.
He blushes “Would it make it better if I said I’m sorry?”
I smile “The past is the past, why keep worrying about it?”
“Wow. That was some like… philosopher shit. We should remember that quote.”
I roll my eyes.
Joe and I walk into the club. Music is blaring and there are half naked women on the stage dancing, grinding poles and each other, flicking their tongues at lonely losers who they’d never touch. It all has an Island theme. There are coconut cups and the girls have grass skirts on. Ralph notices us and hurries over.
“Hey Joe, Patrick!” He hugs his cousin, then myself.
“Hey!” Joe yells back.
“I’m glad you came!”
“Yeah.”
We follow Ralph to his table and sit down. A tan brunette with big breasts straddles him. He whoops and orders us a round of Tequila. I bite my lip and look at him.
“Oh. No thanks, I don’t drink!”
He chuckles “Of course you don’t. Look, it’s one shot of Tequila you’ll be fine.”
Joe smiles at me.
“So how did you two end up together?”
“Well… we accidentally kissed a few times and I had to tell him how I felt.”
He nods “I told you it was gonna happen. Everyone at school thought it was gonna be him and Pete, then you’re a band and the whole world thinks that, but I knew…didn’t I Joe?”
Joe blushes “Yeah you used to say it all the time. I wanted it to happen and you weren’t helping.”
The waitress, wearing a thong bikini, hands us our drinks.
“Thank you.” I smile.
She raises her eyebrow at me and walks away.
Ralph downs his shot, followed by Joe. I just kinda look at it. It smells funny and I’m afraid of being drunk. I like being in control of my mind, that’s why I don’t do drugs.
“Awe come on HatBoy its just one shot.”
I close my eyes and pour it into my mouth. The taste burns my tongue; almost making me spit it out. I swallow and feel it burn down my esophagus. Joe smiles at me.
“You did it!”
I just nod. The numbness has already settled in. After a few more shots I’m really giggly and unbalanced.
I stumble to the bathroom to pee. I relieve myself and wash my hands. I wet my face and clean my smudged glasses. I leave the bathroom and stumble back to our table. I’m shocked at what I see.
A girl is on my Joe’s lap.
A girl is grinding against my Joe on his lap.
A girl is way to close to my Joe.
And I don’t like it.
I walk over to him.
“What the hell?”
“See? I told you to get off!”
She rolls her eyes and walks away.
I glare at Joe.
“She jumped on me Patrick, I was trying to get her off!”
Ralph nods “Yeah he goes “Hey I’m gay!” and she didn’t believe him. I don’t either cause you were sure drooling.”
Joe glares at him “I was not drooling and I’m bi but I just wanted her off me, because that’s wrong when you’re with someone that you really care about.”
I frown and nod.
He hugs me and whispers, “I promise that’s it.”
I nod, knowing he’s telling the truth.
that was stupid.
So you got jealous, who doesn’t?
I dunno
He hugs me and kisses my cheek. I smile and lean on him, in his arms. He kisses the top of my head.
“I love you.” He whispers making my heart soar.
“I love you too.” I hug him.
Ralph orders more drinks and the rest of the night is just a blur.
~~~~~~~~
I wake up with my head pounding. My stomach hurts and I have to shield myself from the sunlight peeking at me through the window. I roll over and lean my head on Joe’s shoulder. He wakes up and looks over at me.
“Morning Sweetness.”
I giggle “Ow!”
“Oh yeah… you probably have a terrible hang over… Sorry I didn’t think about that. I got you though.”
“Why don’t you have one? You drank more than I did!” I pout.
“Because, I drank and took pills a lot so it no longer affects me the next morning.”
I groan.
He hands me a hydro and pulls down the curtains to the windows.
“When that Hydro kicks in you’ll feel much better” he smiles.
“Until then?”
“Well… I guess I’ll just have to stay in here with you, since you don’t like the dark.”
I smile “I guess so.”
He kisses my lips and it progresses from there. Not all the way but…. You get my drift.
so sorry it took so long, it's been killing me too but, here you are. =)
R&R pweeze
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