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- New merch girl, Brooke is added to the crew, starts getting Spencer and Ryan's attention - Ashley goes wild - Jon and Brendon make a move on Haley -
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>> Jon >>
"How can someone so freaking hot like Ashley, be so not my type?" I ask Brendon. It was another fine day on the Nothing Rhymes With Circus tour, and Brendon, Ryan and I were just hanging out in the marking lot watching the merch girls tan in binkini's, not the high light of my life, but the high light of my day, maybe.
"Seriously, Ashley needs to back off" Brendon agrees. "She's scaring me the fuck away"
"But Haley's hot, right?" Ryan asked.
"Nice boobs" Brendon smiled. He put his black sun glasses back on and stared at Haley again. "really nice boobs"
"Silly Brendon, Haley's boobs aren't what's all good about her" I add. "She also has a nice ass"
"Everything's perfect about Haley" Ryan sighed. "But i think i'm likey the Kylie a little better--she understands me, were like one person"
"If you wanna win the virginity game, i guess that's a start" Brendon laughed. "The being one person part anyways"
"What's up with this stupid game?" a girl's voice asked. We turned out heads in the direction the voice was coming from, and a hot red hair was standing there. "That's all Bryar's been talking about" she continued.
"Oh, you must be Brooke" Brendon stood up and put his arm around her. "I'm Brendon--the stupid game you speak of isn't important, but you are--as our new merch girl and all"
Brooke smiled.
"Hey, i'm Jon" i say. "And this is Ryan"
"Hey" Ryan says. "The other merch girls are over there" Ryan pointed over to Haley, Ashley and Kylie, who were still in hot skinny bikini's, but now they were hosing each other down.
Brendon moaned. I looked down at his growing shorts. He put his arm around his crotch and walked on the bus.
"That happens alot" Ryan tells Brooke. They laughed and walked over to the girls. I had to look down at my growing shorts before thinking about walking over there, and with all my might i did, and right up to Haley. She was wearing a black bathing suit and she looked more beautiful than ever, and i'm not just saying that because i have a mega boner.
>> Haley >>
Ryan walked up to us with a girl. "Hey girls, this is Brooke--the new merch girl"
We all stared at her, and not soon before long we all introduced our selves. But god, she's gorgeous.
"There's a pool down the street" Jone started. "Why don't we go down there before the show"
"Sure" Ashley smiles. Kylie and I reveiw the tiny suit she's wearing.
"God, Ashley keep it in your pants" Kylie mutters. Ashley punches Kylie without letting Jon see her. Obviously Ashley was going insane seeing Jon and Ryan both shirtless and rippling in the California sun.
a half hour later we headed to a beach instead of a pool.
"How can someone so freaking hot like Ashley, be so not my type?" I ask Brendon. It was another fine day on the Nothing Rhymes With Circus tour, and Brendon, Ryan and I were just hanging out in the marking lot watching the merch girls tan in binkini's, not the high light of my life, but the high light of my day, maybe.
"Seriously, Ashley needs to back off" Brendon agrees. "She's scaring me the fuck away"
"But Haley's hot, right?" Ryan asked.
"Nice boobs" Brendon smiled. He put his black sun glasses back on and stared at Haley again. "really nice boobs"
"Silly Brendon, Haley's boobs aren't what's all good about her" I add. "She also has a nice ass"
"Everything's perfect about Haley" Ryan sighed. "But i think i'm likey the Kylie a little better--she understands me, were like one person"
"If you wanna win the virginity game, i guess that's a start" Brendon laughed. "The being one person part anyways"
"What's up with this stupid game?" a girl's voice asked. We turned out heads in the direction the voice was coming from, and a hot red hair was standing there. "That's all Bryar's been talking about" she continued.
"Oh, you must be Brooke" Brendon stood up and put his arm around her. "I'm Brendon--the stupid game you speak of isn't important, but you are--as our new merch girl and all"
Brooke smiled.
"Hey, i'm Jon" i say. "And this is Ryan"
"Hey" Ryan says. "The other merch girls are over there" Ryan pointed over to Haley, Ashley and Kylie, who were still in hot skinny bikini's, but now they were hosing each other down.
Brendon moaned. I looked down at his growing shorts. He put his arm around his crotch and walked on the bus.
"That happens alot" Ryan tells Brooke. They laughed and walked over to the girls. I had to look down at my growing shorts before thinking about walking over there, and with all my might i did, and right up to Haley. She was wearing a black bathing suit and she looked more beautiful than ever, and i'm not just saying that because i have a mega boner.
>> Haley >>
Ryan walked up to us with a girl. "Hey girls, this is Brooke--the new merch girl"
We all stared at her, and not soon before long we all introduced our selves. But god, she's gorgeous.
"There's a pool down the street" Jone started. "Why don't we go down there before the show"
"Sure" Ashley smiles. Kylie and I reveiw the tiny suit she's wearing.
"God, Ashley keep it in your pants" Kylie mutters. Ashley punches Kylie without letting Jon see her. Obviously Ashley was going insane seeing Jon and Ryan both shirtless and rippling in the California sun.
a half hour later we headed to a beach instead of a pool.
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