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Suicidal Kitty
1 reviewI got this idea from a friend of mine that loves to play with squeaky toys. She believes that in her past life she was a cat. LOL! I thought it was funny!
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Suicidal Kitty
I saw a strange, little, cat that
Like to play with her squeaky toy
Everyday. When she got bored,
She would squeeze her toy until she
Was satisfied. One day, when the
Kitty was playing with her squeaky
Toy, she squeaked it too hard and
Her toy broke. She started to cry and
Wanted to commit suicide. The kitten
Jumped off the roof and was disappointed;
8 more lives left. She stood in the middle
Of the road and a car ran her over; 7
Lives to go. The kitty did all she could to
Kill herself. She believed that a new
Squeaky toy would be there waiting
For her in heaven, including cat litter
And lots of yarn. After her last incident
With the shark tank, she gave up and
Went back to her house to find a
New squeaky toy. The kitten’s eyes
Brighten and squeezed the toy with
Pleasure to hear it squeak. She felt
Really happy to hold another toy
Before she died.
I know a cat wouldn’t kill itself to get what it wants, even if they got it in the first place. So you know, I love cats and own 7, but watching so much anime XD, I wanted to write something dark and funny at the same time.
I saw a strange, little, cat that
Like to play with her squeaky toy
Everyday. When she got bored,
She would squeeze her toy until she
Was satisfied. One day, when the
Kitty was playing with her squeaky
Toy, she squeaked it too hard and
Her toy broke. She started to cry and
Wanted to commit suicide. The kitten
Jumped off the roof and was disappointed;
8 more lives left. She stood in the middle
Of the road and a car ran her over; 7
Lives to go. The kitty did all she could to
Kill herself. She believed that a new
Squeaky toy would be there waiting
For her in heaven, including cat litter
And lots of yarn. After her last incident
With the shark tank, she gave up and
Went back to her house to find a
New squeaky toy. The kitten’s eyes
Brighten and squeezed the toy with
Pleasure to hear it squeak. She felt
Really happy to hold another toy
Before she died.
I know a cat wouldn’t kill itself to get what it wants, even if they got it in the first place. So you know, I love cats and own 7, but watching so much anime XD, I wanted to write something dark and funny at the same time.
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