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Alex's POV
“I’ll see you after rehearsal okay love?” I bent to kiss Patrick before scooping up my bag and leaving the room. My stomach twisted uncomfortably. I made a detour to the bathroom before I left to empty my early morning tea and toast. I sighed as I brushed my teeth before I left and got in my car.
Patricks POV
The front door closed with a snap and I jumped out of bed fully clothed. I was waiting for her to leave all morning. I snatched up my phone and dialled Andy’s number.
After 5 rings I was about to hang up.
“What?” Andy huffed.
“I won’t do it. I can’t.”
“What the hell Patrick, this was your idea man”
“I know but I mean, she is a person like, we can’t just pass her around like a doll or a time-share condo”
“That’s fine Patrick but now its war. I’ve had her once and I will keep trying until I have her again”
“Just try it Andy. She promised me she wouldn’t do it again and I trust her”
“Yeah, and she said that we’d never be together and look what happened. Don’t trust that girl as far as you can throw her.”
“Don’t talk about her like that. I trust her.”
“You don’t sound too sure about that Trick. Look how long she hid Di Milo from us dude. This girl is queen of deceit.”
“Whatever man, the plan is dead. Leave it dude.”
“Make me.” The phone line went dead. That asshole. Andy always gets what he wants and that scares the shit out of me. And what he said about Alex had me totally re-evaluating my trust in the girl. But then again, she can’t really trust me. I didn’t even like her when I started this. Sure I like her now but I sure as hell don’t love her. It was really just to bug the shit out of Andy.
This is one fucked up relationship.
Alex’s POV
A half hour later I pulled into the driveway and got out of my car. I let myself into the house and dropped my bag on the floor. A pair of hands snaked around my waist.
“When is he going to realise that your hardly practicing every day” he murmured kissing my neck. He always knew how to make me weak.
“We can’t keep doing this, I hate doing it to Patrick” I breathed as he trailed kisses down my spine.
“Babe, you know hes not at band practice every day either. Cause if he is then I must be missing alotta shit.”
“I know but I mean its Patrick like, who is he to think he can have two girlfriends?!”
“I don’t think he would count the other woman as a girlfriend do you? More of a quick lay when you don’t put out at night” I felt him smile through his kisses back on my neck.
“I don’t put out at night because you tire me out during the day” I grinned turning to face him and catching his lower lip in my teeth.
“Well I could tire you out night and day if you just came back to me”
“Hun, you know what it was like when it was just us, it got boring you know. This way, it keeps it fun cause its bold” I trailed kisses along his jaw to distract him from this silly subject he insisted on brining up every time I came here. I felt his breath catch in his throat. I won.
“I guess. I mean he is one of my best friends but he bugs the living shit outta me. You know he doesn’t love you” he said quickly. I stopped kissing him “And you know him and Andy planned to share you if you agreed to it.”
“Who told you that?"
"Like I said, the dudes one of my best friends and he feels like he can talk to me.” He smiled that crooked smile that I loved.
“I knew he didn’t love me. Did he tell you that?”
“Well, when ye first started going out it was just his way of getting at Andy, you know they’ve always had that thing after Andy fucked Kate. You remember just how in love Pat was with her. So you were Andy’s Kate and Patrick took you. Only thing is he dragged it out for maximum impact and now that you have fucked Andy, Patrick has no leverage and agreed to the time-share deal with Andy in the off hand chance that it will still annoy Andy when he knows that after Andy has you, you go home to Patrick where he then has his wicked way with you” He winked at me to add effect. He always had a way with words.
I shrugged “Makes sense I guess. Sounds like something I would do”
“Even so do you not think its just a bit fucked up?”
“Oh its really fucked up and whats even worse is that they thought they could get away with it”
“How long do you think we can get way with this” He smiled while unzipping my jumper. He slipped it down my arms and dropped it on the floor. I wore only a bra under my jumper.
“We’ve been getting away with it for long enough now, I bet we can get away with it for another while longer. Especially with our rather convincing hate of each other.”
“Alex, you are such a bad girl you know that. I may have to teach you a lesson or two” He murmured kissing my collar bones and backing me into the bedroom.
“You can teach me a lesson any day Mr. Wentz.” I laughed kicking the door closed behind us.
“I’ll see you after rehearsal okay love?” I bent to kiss Patrick before scooping up my bag and leaving the room. My stomach twisted uncomfortably. I made a detour to the bathroom before I left to empty my early morning tea and toast. I sighed as I brushed my teeth before I left and got in my car.
Patricks POV
The front door closed with a snap and I jumped out of bed fully clothed. I was waiting for her to leave all morning. I snatched up my phone and dialled Andy’s number.
After 5 rings I was about to hang up.
“What?” Andy huffed.
“I won’t do it. I can’t.”
“What the hell Patrick, this was your idea man”
“I know but I mean, she is a person like, we can’t just pass her around like a doll or a time-share condo”
“That’s fine Patrick but now its war. I’ve had her once and I will keep trying until I have her again”
“Just try it Andy. She promised me she wouldn’t do it again and I trust her”
“Yeah, and she said that we’d never be together and look what happened. Don’t trust that girl as far as you can throw her.”
“Don’t talk about her like that. I trust her.”
“You don’t sound too sure about that Trick. Look how long she hid Di Milo from us dude. This girl is queen of deceit.”
“Whatever man, the plan is dead. Leave it dude.”
“Make me.” The phone line went dead. That asshole. Andy always gets what he wants and that scares the shit out of me. And what he said about Alex had me totally re-evaluating my trust in the girl. But then again, she can’t really trust me. I didn’t even like her when I started this. Sure I like her now but I sure as hell don’t love her. It was really just to bug the shit out of Andy.
This is one fucked up relationship.
Alex’s POV
A half hour later I pulled into the driveway and got out of my car. I let myself into the house and dropped my bag on the floor. A pair of hands snaked around my waist.
“When is he going to realise that your hardly practicing every day” he murmured kissing my neck. He always knew how to make me weak.
“We can’t keep doing this, I hate doing it to Patrick” I breathed as he trailed kisses down my spine.
“Babe, you know hes not at band practice every day either. Cause if he is then I must be missing alotta shit.”
“I know but I mean its Patrick like, who is he to think he can have two girlfriends?!”
“I don’t think he would count the other woman as a girlfriend do you? More of a quick lay when you don’t put out at night” I felt him smile through his kisses back on my neck.
“I don’t put out at night because you tire me out during the day” I grinned turning to face him and catching his lower lip in my teeth.
“Well I could tire you out night and day if you just came back to me”
“Hun, you know what it was like when it was just us, it got boring you know. This way, it keeps it fun cause its bold” I trailed kisses along his jaw to distract him from this silly subject he insisted on brining up every time I came here. I felt his breath catch in his throat. I won.
“I guess. I mean he is one of my best friends but he bugs the living shit outta me. You know he doesn’t love you” he said quickly. I stopped kissing him “And you know him and Andy planned to share you if you agreed to it.”
“Who told you that?"
"Like I said, the dudes one of my best friends and he feels like he can talk to me.” He smiled that crooked smile that I loved.
“I knew he didn’t love me. Did he tell you that?”
“Well, when ye first started going out it was just his way of getting at Andy, you know they’ve always had that thing after Andy fucked Kate. You remember just how in love Pat was with her. So you were Andy’s Kate and Patrick took you. Only thing is he dragged it out for maximum impact and now that you have fucked Andy, Patrick has no leverage and agreed to the time-share deal with Andy in the off hand chance that it will still annoy Andy when he knows that after Andy has you, you go home to Patrick where he then has his wicked way with you” He winked at me to add effect. He always had a way with words.
I shrugged “Makes sense I guess. Sounds like something I would do”
“Even so do you not think its just a bit fucked up?”
“Oh its really fucked up and whats even worse is that they thought they could get away with it”
“How long do you think we can get way with this” He smiled while unzipping my jumper. He slipped it down my arms and dropped it on the floor. I wore only a bra under my jumper.
“We’ve been getting away with it for long enough now, I bet we can get away with it for another while longer. Especially with our rather convincing hate of each other.”
“Alex, you are such a bad girl you know that. I may have to teach you a lesson or two” He murmured kissing my collar bones and backing me into the bedroom.
“You can teach me a lesson any day Mr. Wentz.” I laughed kicking the door closed behind us.
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