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Harry Potter and Professor Flitwick's father
1 reviewHow can you "still got it" if you never had it? Hahahahaha, okay, my best friend and I wrote this together when we got really bored. We know it's stupid and pointless, no need to point that out, ap...
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HP: Hey, has anybody seen Bob lately?
It was my turn to watch him.
I think I was supposed to feed him, but he's
kinda fat, so I didn't want to give him anything.
R: Oh gee I wonder why.
HP: Have you been feeding him Twinkies again?
R: What? Oh, um coming dear.
HG: You can't feed Twinkies to a baby dear!
You could clog up his digestive system.
R: But he like them, and anyways, he's the son of a stupid, fat, ugly git.
HG: RON!!!
R: I only speak the truth dear.
HP: Actually Hermione he is quite right you know.
HG: Well I suppose so.
Snape, who appears out of nowhere: Hey, are you talking about my son?
HG: No, we were talking about, um.....Professor Filtwick!
Snape: yeah, right, you don't even know Professor Filtwick's father!
R: neither do you, you great fat old git.
HG: I do!! He weighs more than Bob does.
R: How do you know that?
HG: I pay attention in charms.
Hp: Professor Filtwick talks about his father
In charms?
HG: His father IS a charm!
R: I don't get it.
HP: You don't get anything Ron.
R: Thanks Harry for that one.
HP: Anytime Ron anytime
HG: Well, he's right- do you even know what
Frank's first word was?
HP: I do!!
Snape: I do!
R: I don't!
HG: Ron!!
Hp: She's your daughter!
R: Then why did we name it Frank if it's a girl?
HG: Because YOU wanted to!
R: I don't get it...
HP: Like I said you don't get anything Ron.
R: Harry
HP: yes Ron.
R: shut up please
HP: ok Ron
Hg: let's just stop fighting and get to class.
Snape: Yes, that would be good- you have
Already lost 50,000 points for Gryffindor.
R: That's not fair- we were looking after your
Fat lardo son!!
Snape: That's your problem.
Hp: Are we taking Bob and frank to class?
R: I guess, what else could we do with them?
HG: you don't use your brain do you?
HP: I do!
Snape: I do!
Ron: I don't!
HG: all we have to do is take him to Hagrid.
R: I guess that would make sense
HP: We can take them to Hagrid, go to class, then come back here and have a party!
HG: Why are we having a party?
Hp: because Ron finally got something!
R: HARRY!
Snape: He has a point you know...but if I were you, which, thankfully I am not; I would hurry up and get your bloody buts to class!
Hg: Good idea, lets go.
R: I will take the little devils to Hagrid, and then I will meet you guys in potions.
HG: Sounds good
R: What sounds good, I don't get it.
Snape: Never you mind.
One hour later
R: That class was a whopper!!!
Hp: Let's just go to lunch, and then we can go get the kids.
At lunch
R: I want a whopper!
HG: What's a whopper?
HP: I think we should just let her figure that one out on her own...
R: I'll just get a pickle sandwich.
10 minutes later
Snape: A pickle is an organ.
HG: I don't get it.
R: Yes, finally she doesn't get something that I understand!
HP: That's because you have a dirty mind.
R: hey dirty minds are beautiful
HG: Actually I think there quit dirty! Hahahahahahaha!
R: not funny.
HG: oh, come on Ron you know I still got it.
R: how can you still got it if you never had it?
It was my turn to watch him.
I think I was supposed to feed him, but he's
kinda fat, so I didn't want to give him anything.
R: Oh gee I wonder why.
HP: Have you been feeding him Twinkies again?
R: What? Oh, um coming dear.
HG: You can't feed Twinkies to a baby dear!
You could clog up his digestive system.
R: But he like them, and anyways, he's the son of a stupid, fat, ugly git.
HG: RON!!!
R: I only speak the truth dear.
HP: Actually Hermione he is quite right you know.
HG: Well I suppose so.
Snape, who appears out of nowhere: Hey, are you talking about my son?
HG: No, we were talking about, um.....Professor Filtwick!
Snape: yeah, right, you don't even know Professor Filtwick's father!
R: neither do you, you great fat old git.
HG: I do!! He weighs more than Bob does.
R: How do you know that?
HG: I pay attention in charms.
Hp: Professor Filtwick talks about his father
In charms?
HG: His father IS a charm!
R: I don't get it.
HP: You don't get anything Ron.
R: Thanks Harry for that one.
HP: Anytime Ron anytime
HG: Well, he's right- do you even know what
Frank's first word was?
HP: I do!!
Snape: I do!
R: I don't!
HG: Ron!!
Hp: She's your daughter!
R: Then why did we name it Frank if it's a girl?
HG: Because YOU wanted to!
R: I don't get it...
HP: Like I said you don't get anything Ron.
R: Harry
HP: yes Ron.
R: shut up please
HP: ok Ron
Hg: let's just stop fighting and get to class.
Snape: Yes, that would be good- you have
Already lost 50,000 points for Gryffindor.
R: That's not fair- we were looking after your
Fat lardo son!!
Snape: That's your problem.
Hp: Are we taking Bob and frank to class?
R: I guess, what else could we do with them?
HG: you don't use your brain do you?
HP: I do!
Snape: I do!
Ron: I don't!
HG: all we have to do is take him to Hagrid.
R: I guess that would make sense
HP: We can take them to Hagrid, go to class, then come back here and have a party!
HG: Why are we having a party?
Hp: because Ron finally got something!
R: HARRY!
Snape: He has a point you know...but if I were you, which, thankfully I am not; I would hurry up and get your bloody buts to class!
Hg: Good idea, lets go.
R: I will take the little devils to Hagrid, and then I will meet you guys in potions.
HG: Sounds good
R: What sounds good, I don't get it.
Snape: Never you mind.
One hour later
R: That class was a whopper!!!
Hp: Let's just go to lunch, and then we can go get the kids.
At lunch
R: I want a whopper!
HG: What's a whopper?
HP: I think we should just let her figure that one out on her own...
R: I'll just get a pickle sandwich.
10 minutes later
Snape: A pickle is an organ.
HG: I don't get it.
R: Yes, finally she doesn't get something that I understand!
HP: That's because you have a dirty mind.
R: hey dirty minds are beautiful
HG: Actually I think there quit dirty! Hahahahahahaha!
R: not funny.
HG: oh, come on Ron you know I still got it.
R: how can you still got it if you never had it?
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