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CH.16 Dog days

So here we are again with our lovely journey. This has been a walk in the park for me so far. Getting a lot of reviews and suggestions here and there. The occasional hate mail from the Naruhina Community. I don't mind it really. This is just for fun fellow readers. Anyway I've been working with the sequel on this tale and it's gonna get transferred as soon as it's done!

Now that we have that out of the way

Let us begin shall we?

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"Maaan I am so bored. It's barely mourning and I already want to go out on a mission." Said a now alone Naruto. He had gotten up from his bed and stretched out. He saw the sun glistening in the room. He had thought about what there was to do. He knew he had his little date with Hinata. Just then felt a sensation come to him as if he was splashed with water. he suddenly felt very hot. He held his stomach and wiggled his body a little.

"Oh...man....I knew it....they couldn't hold themselves together." He knew his shadow clones were done and had spent the night with their guest. Only problem was that one of the clones had memories of Ryofu in a dark room. He knew she had taken advantage of him. From what he picked up from the clone he was tied down and bound to a four post bed. She stood at the end of the bed with absolutely nothing on. She had crawled over to the clone and began to do things to him he never thought she would do. He also discovered that she was extremely flexible. Hakufu's clones was equally as aggressive. Though her approach was more romantic. She had laid candles out for him and began to massage his back for him. It felt good until she began to undress him while he did not notice. She was already naked and had pushed him on to the couch. She was gentle but rough. All this made Naruto cringe at the sensation.

"Ryofu...Hakufu....that's the last time I send clones to do things with you....I feel like I just had an erotic dream....Man what way to start a day.....this really sucks." He got up and dressed himself and went out to the door. When he approached the door to see Koukin and Shikamaru standing outside his door.

"Hey guys what's up."

"Naruto me and Shikamaru are going to visit Sakura today. Wanna come with us?"

"Yup. I ran into Koukin as I was making my way over there. It's a total drag but he insisted on coming. Man I just wanted to talk to her for a second about some business."

"Shikamaru am I that much of a bother to you?" Koukin spoke as he crossed his arms

"No..It's that I actually don't wanna do this. Lady Hokage asked me to talk to her. I really just wanted to watch clouds all day and just fall asleep you know what I mean."

"Uh.....to each is own I guess." Koukin just titled his head. Naruto nodded his head. "Okay Shikamaru, Koukin let's get going." They walked together to the hospital. When they got there they saw a nurse come out of Sakura's room with a smile on her face. Naruto was the first to knock on the door. A voice yelled out to wait a minute. Shikamaru was tapping his foot. Koukin was just a impatient.

"Hey Sakura what's going on in there?"

"Nothing Koukin. Nothing...Just wait right there."

"Hinata are you in there?" Naruto asked

"Na-na-naruto? hold on a second. We are just doing something."

"Yeah Naruto just stay there." Ryomou shouted form the inside.

"I can't wait anymore. I'm going in." Shikamaru shoved his way in and opened the door. Naruto and Koukin grew wide eyed when he opened the door. What Shikamaru saw when he opened the door was a half naked Sakura with Ryomou behind her and Hinata on her knees. They all looked up and saw Shikamaru blushing and wide eyed. Ryomou was looking at the situation and suddenly went red. Sakura just grabbed a shoe and tossed it at him. "PERVEEEEEEERRT!" Shikamaru quickly closed the door and barely missed the shoe that went through the door.

About 5 minutes later Naruto, Koukin and Shikamaru were inside with a dressed Sakura, a slightly embarrassed Ryomou and blushing Hinata that was staring at Naruto.

Ryomou spoke to clarify the situation. "I know what your thinking Shikamaru but that was not what is looked like. There was a bug that went into Sakura bra and we tried to get it out."

"It's true. But it must have flew away." Hinata spoke with Ryomou nodding in agreement. Sakura rubbed her head and giggled. "Sorry for throwing that show at you Shikamaru."

"I see your feeling fine Sakura." Shikamaru spoke as he just stared at Ryomou who blushed at him. Shikamaru sighed and got up and stood up next to Sakura. "Lady Hokage wanted me to gather information on Sasuke from you. She says you knew about Sasuke's attack on Naruto and she thinks you know some things that may be of use to her. Like those Toushi he had allied himself with. I know it's a huge drag on both of us but we need to know about Toutaku and Kaku's relations with Sasuke or Itachi."

"Well from I can tell Kaku and Toutaku had sided with Itachi. I don't think they have anything do the with Sasuke at all. At least that's how it appeared to me."

"If I may interject Shikamaru I know Toutaku about as well as anybody else. I know he would betray Itachi for his own selfish needs. He probably only sided with him to get to Naruto and try to kill him."

Naruto just clenched his fist. "Toutaku. If he is with Sasuke I have to find him now. I can't just stand by and let him get away."

"Naruto we don't even know if they are even here. They may have just stayed at their own world."

"But what if they are here? Sasuke's old group all died with exception of that Karin bitch." Naruto clenched his fist even more. Hinata walked over and comforted Naruto.

"Karin? Who's that?" Koukin asked.

"Naruto's worst nightmare. She is obsessed with Sasuke and obsessed with trying to kill Naruto. She almost succeeded had I not been there." Sakura explained.

"Oh. So you think maybe she might know if Toutaku and Kaku Bunwa are here?"

"Possibly. I know that she is still alive. If there was anyway to get answers would be through her." Naruto proclaimed.

"So Naruto. what is your plan then?" Ryomou crossed her arms.

"I haven't thought it all the way but I think I have an idea. I know she always comes alone whenever she goes out. Maybe if we set up a trap she we might subdue her and force her to tell us about Toutaku."

"Good idea Naruto. If what you say is true we might be able to see about their whereabouts."

"Yeah..your right Ryomou-sensei. Okay I'll ask the Hokage about it. She has to agree to this." Naruto got up and walked to the door. Hinata called out his name before is got out. He turned around to face her.

"Umm Naruto...if she says yes..Can I be there with you so I can help you Naruto....please?"

"Sure. We can make it an outing just for the two of us. I might need to use your eyes anyway." She blushed at his comment. "He needs me....He actually needs me...oh Naruto your finally acknowledging me."

Koukin was still confused about this whole mess. He still did not get Naruto's plan so he decided to ask Sakura. She turned and blushed at him. "Hey Sakura what is he talking about? I kinda get it but who exactly is this Karin girl?"

"Koukin Karin is a shinobi that used to work for Orochimaru. When Orochimaru died she sided with Sasuke and was only interested in having sex with him. When she met Naruto for the first time she was also struck, But it was because she saw Naruto attack Sasuke. At first she wanted to kill him for revenge. But it soon evolved into her just wanting to see his blood, She was completely into trying to kill Naruto in erotic ways."

"Sounds like she is a sick person."

"She is. And I almost had a chance to kill her."

"What happened?"

"Sasuke happened. He stopped me from killing her and the two got away from me and Naruto."

"Well this time you got us. I may not be as strong as Kan'u or my idiot cousin Hakufu but I know I can help you guys." She blushed at his enthusiasm.

"Hey Koukin..are you doing anything later?"

"Actually I have to go meet Kan'u and the rest of our team later. Naruto wants to see about our setup."

"Oh...okay then." She looked at the floor.

"Well If your not busy after i am done and you get released later you can give me a tour of your village. I was going to just explore but this place is too big."

"Sure. I would love to Koukin." She instantly perked up.

"Good. Well I gotta go."

"Me too." Ryomou and Hinata got up as Koukin got up and all three went to the door and walked out, leaving a now slightly red Sakura "Wow...He just asked me to give him a private tour...oh wow I think I am in love."

Naruto had arrived at the front of the building and caught Ryofu and Kan'u walking out of the building. Ryofu saw Naruto and ran to him, She tackled him on to the floor. "Naruto sweety pie how did you know I was here. Oh and by the way the tour went great. Thank you for showing me around." She closed in on his ear. "Also for the fun I had last night. That was incredible. I never knew you had so much stamina."

"Ryofu Housen get off of Naruto this instant. This is no place for that kind of thing."

"Would you relax Kan'u? Jeez it's called intimacy. Something you should be doing with your pretty boy." Kan'u blushed and turned away. "That's none of your business...Anyway Naruto what are you doing here?" Ryofu got up and picked Naruto from the floor and wrapped her arms around his waist. He just ignored it and answered Kan'u question.

"I am going to ask for a mission."

"Is that so? Well at last you are needed. Me and Ryofu just spoke to the Hokage and Team Gai has a mission in the land of rice patties. Seems that a place previously known as the hidden sound village is rising again and they have been attacking nearby towns." Kan'u explained.

"I'll only be gone a few weeks honey. But at least I got to have some fun before I leave this place." She rubbed his chest, passing her hand from the side of his thigh all the way to his whisker marks. "So wait for me okay? When I get we are going to have some alone time baby." She slapped his butt earning her ah yelp from the boy.

"You know your a sea of raging hormones you know that?" Naruto rubbed his backside to ease his pain.

"You know you like me that way."

"Actually I don't."

"Yes you do. You were practically screaming my name last night."

"Naruto what is she talking about?" Kan'u put her hands on her hips. "What did you do to Naruto you lewd woman?"

"I gave him the best night of his life, He made my night worthwhile. Oh I can't wait. The way you were saying my name was so hot."

"R-R-R-R-R-R-Ryofu!?! What the fuck?" Naruto just blushed and pushed her aside. "What the hell did you do to my clone?" Kan'u was confused.

"Yes...Or rather what did your clone do with her last night?"

"I didn't do anything Kan'u I promise. Ryofu is just being Ryofu."

"Oh? Tell me does this sound familiar to you? "Oh god Ryofu your so tight. Oh yes Ryofu you feel incredible." Naruto went bright red. "I am leaving now." As he was about to go away he was tackled again. This time Hakufu was the responsible one. "Naruto..I knew you would be here. I wanted to thank you for last night. You were so romantic."

"HAKUFU?! What the hell? Damn it this day is getting from bad to worse." He sighed.

"Oh and Naruto..I also wanted to say thank you for something else." He leaned into his ear and blew on it. Naruto groaned at the sensation. "You were amazing. It was the most romantic thing you ever did for me. I feel like a new woman." She kissed him on the cheek. He managed to snake his way and ran straight for the Hokage's office. She got up ans just tilted her head.

"What's with him today?" She looked at Ryofu and Kan'u who just shrugged at her. When Naruto made it to the door he panted and rubbed the sweat off of his brow.

"Man that was too much. Note to self, Shadow clones suck." He knocked on the door and heard a voice call hm inside. He entered to see Tsunade and Shizune. Shizune went to Naruto and hugged him tight. "Naruto your alright. We were worried sick about you. I thought the Akatsuki may be have taken you."

"Relax Shizune I am fine. Don't worry about me so much." She let him go and stood next to Tsunade. She smiled at him.

"So what brings you here Naruto?"

"Gramma Tsunade I want to take my team on a special mission."

"But Sakura hasn't even come out of the Hospital yet. Why would you want a mission right as she is recovering?"

"Damn.....well My plan was to capture someone and bring them in for questioning."

"Well even if you go out and find this person you would still need Sakura in case one of your team members is injured."

"But I just need a couple of people for this. Please Gramma I need to do this."

"Naruto...'sigh' look if your really bent on this I trust your judgment. So who are you going after and who will come with you?"

"Karin. Sasuke's little lapdog and I will need Ryofu if she is available."

"Ryofu you won't be able to use. She and Ryomou with Squad 9 are going to the hidden sound village. Try another person."


"That's right I forgot she is with Team Gai. Alright....Well....I guess Ukitsu."

"Nope. She is out on a mission with squad 8. Hakufu was left behind on Shino's request. Don't ask me why. "

"How about ummm..lesse who's left."

"Why don't you ask Sai?"

"HELL NO...Not that prick."

"Then all you have left is Hakufu Sonsaku."

" 'sigh' I was hoping for at least Neji since he has Byakugan, I could have used Hinata and him to better set things up. But Hakufu is strong so she will do."

"Good. I'll let Sakura know so when she gets out she will be ready for departure. I hope you know what your doing."

"Relax Gramma I got this down. See ya and thanks again." He walked out of the door. Shizune looked at Tsunade who rubbed her head in frustration.

"Lady Tsunade?"

"I am too lenient aren't I Shizune?"

"Well...You know Naruto would have just kept going until you said yes."

"Your right." She took a sip on her tea and just thought to herself.

Meanwhile

Lord Toutaku Sasuke is waiting for you." Kaku had her arm in Toutaku as she lead him to Sasuke. Sasuke just sat on a rock. Toutaku and Kaku had been under Sasuke's watch along with Karin. Karin was a little curious about the new people.

"So tell me again how you guys got here anyway?"

"We don't know exactly but it has something to do with that brat." Kaku protested. Karin was nodding at her. "I see...

"So Sasuke? What are you gonna do?

"We wait out for now..I don't think it'll be smart to carry out the plan at this moment."

"If we keep here we won't get to Naruto an faster."

"I know. Right now we need to lay low. If we move now the Akatsuki would try to stop us. I know they won't like us killing their only chance at their so called peace."

"Oh Sasuke! Sasuke! Let me go after Naruto please. I wanna get him."

"Karin I told you not to go after him. I will finish him off."

"Can I at least have some fun with him? I promise I won't end his life without you Sasuke." She wrapped her arms at Sasuke who just glared at her. Toutaku was thinking to himself.

"Why don't we go then Karin. Kaku you stay here and do whatever Sasuke asks you to."

"Yes My lord."

"Karin let go pay a visit to the leaf village then. I have to get rid of some pests that are in the way of me and that punk kid Naruto." Sasuke turne to Toutaku. "Don't lay a finger on Naruto. Kill the others."

"Yeah yeah shut up already. Let's get this party started Karin."

"YAY Time to make Naruto Uzumaki bleed for me." They lept away to the leaf village. Kaku looked at Sasuke who just stared in to the sky. He noticed that it was getting dark.

"Sasuke. What are going to do about Itachi? He is still alive and we know the Akatsuki have managed to save his life."

"The Akatsuki will have to wait. Right we have to get rid of those Toushi that are with Naruto."

"Understood." She smirked and thought about how it would look like when Naruto fell to her feet. "I will make sure you pay for your arrogance Naruto Uzumaki.. For lord Toutaku....I will make you suffer the worse fate humanly possible..and I will enjoy every second of it." She giggled evilly as Sasuke just looked at her.

To the leaf

Naruto and his squad minus Sakura had gathered at the front of his apartment and was about to discuss his plan to them. He knew that he would have to think of his plan fast because he knew that Karin would come at them in the dead of night.

"Okay so we have this clear. I want Hinata and Kan'u to hide themselves away at while I stay out in the opening . Hakufu you and Koukin will make sure she is alone. If not take care of the follower and make sure you come back to meet with Hinata and Kan'u."

"What about Sakura? What is she to do?' Koukin asked. "I mean she is apart of this too."

"She is going to be our medical support if one of us gets injured. She knows what to do. In fact she'll know exactly what to do without me telling her anything."

"But you end up messing it up anyway." Naruto turned around to see Sakura leaning against the wall.

"Sakura your out already? Wow that was fast."

"I'm a Sannin remember? Jeez Naruto I thought you were able to see that." She put her hands in her hips and tilted her head. Naruto just pouted. "Yeah well...whatever. Now that your here I can explain the plan again."

"No need. I heard everything. So who are we going after Naruto?"

"Karin."

"That's right. I almost forgot. So Lady Tsunade let you do this?"

"Yup." He put his hand behind his head and laughed. This earned him a giggle from Hinata. Kan'u got up and cleared her throat. " So then are we ready to to go?" Naruto nodded and raised his fist to the night sky."Let's get this party started then." They all ran to the front gates and out of the leaf village. Naruto had picked out a place in the middle of nowhere not too far from the village. He knew she would come at him when he was least expecting it. He had worn a headset so as to communicate with Sakura, Hakufu and Koukin.

"Okay guys you ready over there?" He looked at the small bush, Kan'u and Hinata showed their head and nodded an slunk back in. He pressed the button on his ear and radioed over to Sakura first.

"Sakura are you ready over there?" His radio beeped. Sakura pressed her button and answered Naruto."Do you even need to ask?"

" 'tck' always with the cockiness."

"Look at the pot calling the kettle black Naruto."

"whatever...Okay then are you ready over at your Hakufu?" Hakufu answered. "I am ready and waiting over here darling." This earned a giggle Sakura.

"Naruto..did you bring her out here as a a date Naruto?"

"Naruto you never told me this was a date. I'm flattered sweety."

"Sakura?! Jeez I hate it when you do that."

"Love you too Naruto."

"HEY SAKURA WATCH IT!"

"Relax Hakufu it's just something between me and Naruto."

"Yeah well don't say that around him. He's my boyfriend."

"Would you two keep it down. Your gonna get us caught." Koukin radioed

"Okay...Here we go." He turned to where Hinata had hidden with Kan'u. "okay Hinata do your stuff girl." Hinata blushed but put in her game and made unique hand sign. "BYAKUGAN." She had vein around her eyes and scanned around the area and saw no sign of a chakra network.

"Nothing yet Naruto...wait..I see someone.. I think it's her Naruto."

"Show time. " He closed his eyes and just waited for his prey to show up. he waited for a good while until he heard a giggle in the distance. The small giggle slowly turning into a laugh and then a maniacal cackle.

"Naruto your out here this time. I guess you want to die finally. But Sasuke asked me to keep you alive so all you have to do is just bleed for me okay? I want to see your blood spill from you as you beg me to kill you."

"Karin...Get out here and face me. I am all alone. What are you waiting for?"

"THIS!" He saw someone else fly from the bushes. A fist landing of Naruto face and sent him rolling across the floor. He got up and saw Toutaku with his fist out in front of him.

"So...your alive after all. that mean we don't have to capture Karin."

"Capture me? Please like i would let you. You couldn't catch even with your speed. But I know what you can do." She emerged with a smirk on her face. "You can just lay in a pool of your own blood ask beg me to end your miserable life. I want to see you in pain Naruto. It sends shivers down me when I think of you just suffering Naruto."

"Your sadistic Karin. And you Toutaku what the hell are you doing with Sasuke?"

"I am just here to kill the Toushi who reside in the leaf. Oh and the sand as well. Don't want reinforcements coming in to save you."

" 'Tck' You think your so tough. C'mere and receive your second beating Toutaku."

"Grr...I'll kill YOU?!." He ran to Naruto and jumped kicked him in the stomach. Naruto caught his foot and threw him into a tree. He manage to recover mid flight and grabbed the trunk and swung around it and landed a kick to his head again. He put his arms to form an "X"and blocked the attack. Karin took advantage of his distraction and took out a kunai and ran strigh for Naruto. She was stopped by Kan'u who disarmed her with a kick. Naruto looked back and saw Kan'u ad Karin staring down each other.

"Who the hell are you? Why are you in the of me and Naruto."

"If you lay so much as a finger on Naruto....I will slaughter you where you stand." She readied her spear and took a stance.

"You didn't answer my question you bitch. Who do you think you are?"

"I am Kan'u Unchou, Toushi of Seito academy and protector of Naruto Uzumaki."

"Your in my way bitch. Get out and let me have my fun with Naruto."

"Don't make me repeat myself. I will not let you lay a single finger on Naruto Uzumaki." Karin just threw a shuriken at Kan'u knocking her spear out of her hand and sending it flying away from her. It plunged itself to the ground.

"Heh your nothing without that spear Kan'u. I can kick your ass and when I am done with you Blond kid is next." She made flurry of hands signs and stopped at ram.

"Ninja art: Seismic shatter." He put her fist to the ground and sent a shockwave to Kan'u, She jumped up and landed on a tree branch.

"I see you skilled in Ninjutsu. But that will not save you." She charged a chi force and blasted at Karin who jump an somersaulted as she continued her Barrage of chi blasts. Karin made one high jump and made another series of hand signs. "Firestyle: Dragon fire jutsu." She put her index and middle in front of her mouth and blew a giant flame at the the tree where Kan'u hid herself. He manage to evade the blaze and jumped up to uppercut Karin and flipped mid air booted her straight into the ground. Kan'u landed on her feet. Karin the other hand had her clothes torn in certain parts of her body. Karin was looking at the damage from her body and saw her blouse was torn revealing her red bra. She gritted her teeth and growled at Kan'u

"You bitch. I'll teach you to rip my cloths."

Kan'u just laughed at her and took a monkey style kung fu stance. "BRING IT!"

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well well well. Looks like Kan'u is about to fuck up Karin. Only because I wanted to try this fighting pair out. It seem also that they may have to finish this without a scratch. But something is a miss here. Who told her about where Naruto was?

Next time: Ch.17 Shinra tensei.

Now for the omake.

Kan'u: Greetings. I am Kan'u Unchou here to interview Shikamaru Nara. Shikamaru thank you for being here today.

Shikamaru: Yeah it's a drag but I am happy to be here.

Kan'u: explain your clan Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: I come from the Nara clan of the leaf. Our Kekkei genkai is shadow wielding. I use the shadow possession jutsu to take control of my opponents body and make them do whatever I want.

Kan'u: and your partners Ino and Chouji? They are clan members as well?

Shikamaru: Ino is from thr Yamanaka and Chouji is from the Akimichi clan. Yamanaka specialize in mind control and mind altering jutsu, Akimichi are excellent at thier brute strength an size control. In fact we have our own formation that uses all three jutsu respectively. The InoShikaChou formation

Kan'u: I see..and what are you interests in life Shikamaru

Shikamaru: Just watchin' clouds and spending time with Chouji and Naruto. We used to hang out together back in the academy days. Kiba was with us too.

Kan'u:one more question Shikamaru. If you were to go out with one battle vixen who would it be and why?"

Shikamaru: I guess Ryomou Shimei. She is smart and is somewhat serious when she wants to be. But women to me are such a drag. too much time spent, I would rather be watching clouds all day.

Kan'u: Thank you for you time Shikamaru

Shikamaru: No problem. (As he gets up he is stopped by a woman who he did not even see.)

Shikamaru: umm you mind I am leaving.

Ryomou: Shut up and come with me. We are going cloud watching.

Shikamaru: Hey wait who are you?

Ryomou: I am the woman who you just mentioned a while ago. Now your not going to say another word and your going to spend time with me whether you want to not. (She drags Shikamaru away and out of the studio)

Kan'u: Next in the hot seat is Shino Aburame with Ryuubi Gentoku. Now I must take me leave. I must go see Gaara.

Author: Hey wait a minute Nena. You forgot something.

Kan'u: Oh yes..See you next time ^ ^.