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I climbed into the backseat and slid as far down as I could. Gerard sat next to me. Lia got in the front seat and ducked down too. Ray started the car and was about to back out then looked at me and Lia cowering.

"What the fuck happened in there?" He asked putting the car in park.

"FUCK" Lia screamed. "Ray I swear to god you better move this piece of shit car right NOW!"

Gerard leant over to me. "Whats up?" he whispered.

"Can we just go Ray?" I begged.” Please I'll tell you if you start driving.."

Ray backed out and we headed on the road. Lia started laughing hysterically. I thought she was gonna hyperventilate.

"not funny Li.." Is all I could say. I put my head in my hands and started laughing too.

"Okay I’m gonna pull the fucking car over if you dont start talking" Ray demanded. Gerard put his hand on my leg.

"Fuck Elle you’re like Bunny!" Lia roared. Ray looked over at her and raised an eyebrow. Gerard smiled confusedly.

"A bunny rabbit?" I asked leaning my head into the front seat between Ray and Lia.

"No..no Bunny from Bunny and Clide...you know we watched that PBS special the other day. " Lia was practically singing now twirling the vile in her fingers.. Boy she was in a good mood. I remembered what she was talking about. PBS runs after school specials in the afternoon to keep kids out of trouble. Lia and I watched it yesterday as we got stoned. It was pretty funny. But Bunny? Oh...

"Isn’t it Bonnie?" I said laughing. Gerard was running his hands down my bare back again since I was still leaning forward looking at Lia. His fingers were touching me so lightly it tickled. I arched forward again. He laughed.

"Yeah yeah yeah so what the fuck does that have to do with tonight?" Ray asked making a sharp right turn. I lost my balance and smacked my head into Lias.Owww...

"motherfucker" I cried out. Gerard pulled me back into the backseat and put my head against his chest."Owww" I moaned Lia being as fucked up as she was didn’t feel a thing.

"Cause Elle’s a fucking criminal!" She began laughing hysterically again.

"Toro your chicks fucking nuts man." Gerard said rubbing my forehead. Ray looked over at Lia and saw the vile in her hands.

"What the fuck is that?" He asked her. Shit I knew Ray didn’t know why she was going. I pressed up tighter against Gerard. Hes gonna fucking slam this car into a wall when she tells him..I just know it...

"You go and buy fucking-- what is that Li ..argh....and you call her a fucking criminal?" Ray is stammering at Lia. Boy he is pissed.

"Hey now.." Lia protests. " I made a legitmate purchase from yes a drug dealer but I fucking paid for this shit.." She said sitting upright. "At least I didn’t commit a felony like Elle." she smirked

"Fuck Lia I only stole his wallet cause you told me he stole your money!" I blurted out. Gerard pushed me away from him and looked me in the eyes. Shit. Ray turned around and the car almost swerved off the road. Lia grabbed the wheel. Fuck. For a fucked up chick she sure has good reflexes.

Before Gerard could say anything I just blurt out everything that happened from Mr. lesbian thief to the guy at the bar. I was waiting for him to ring me out like Paul always did. Tell me I’m stupid or that he never wants to see me again...But he didn’t. He just asked to see the wallet. I pull it out of my jeans pocket. He opens it and starts to go through it. He pulls out the guys ID and some cash. The car was real silent until he spoke.

"Well I guess the beers on Mr. Edward Botroski tonight."

Ray turns the car down 3rd street and pulls into a spot in the back of the liquor stores lot. We all get out. Gerard lights a cigarette and sits on the hood of the car. Ray is stretching his arms over his head. Lia jumps up and gives him a quick kiss.

"Come on." she says reaching for my hand and tugging me forward.

"Wait I didn’t bring my bag." I said and took a step back to the car. I only had my real ID in my pocket and the wad of money Gerard gave me.

"You don’t need it." Lia moaned. I rolled my eyes. I looked down at my shirt. Yeah it was tight and all but it kinda had a high neck to make up for not having a back. I tugged at the collar a little. It wouldn’t go down any. I sighed and looked back up at Lia and shook my head. This wasn’t gonna work. "come on Elle he fucking knows you already." Lia whined. She tugged at the front of my shirt. "Fuck " she muttered. Then she reached up and twisted my nipples ...hard...I screamed. She giggled. "there that looks better."

Ray made some sorta sound that sounded like a cross between a hyena and a jackal. Gerard started coughing. I didn’t even want to turn around to see the look on his face or Gerard’s. I grabbed Lia’s arm and pulled her towards the store.

"You’re fucking sick you know." I told her as we approached the door.

"mmm come on Elle..you can be Bunny and Ill be Clyde." she whispered as we entered. Brutus was leaning on the counter. He saw us come in and stood upright.

"Hey babe." he said as we walked up to the counter. I could see he was staring at my now very hard nipples poking through the shirt. Fuck Lia may be a bitch sometimes but she’s not stupid. Lia wraps her arm around my waist.... Okay I see where’s she going with this. I lean my hands on the counter. "Ah I see you’re back on two feet again." Brutus says nodding.

"oh not for long.." Lia says and she leans in and starts kissing my neck..hard... I squirm a little and giggle.

"Come on stop that." I say pushing off her gently and batting my eyes at Brutus. Hes smiling. God men are such fucking pigs... Lia leans her head on my shoulder.

"So what do you want sweetie?" I ask Lia

"mmm..do you have any Malibu rum?" Lia asks Brutus. He turns and gets a bottle off the shelf behind him.

"oh make it two bottles." I say. "and uh I want that little bottle of absolut too." I point at it and bat my eyes at him again.

"oooh Ellie don’t forget the rolling papers..you sell them right?" Lia asks Brutus with out looking up. She had moved behind me and running her hands up my waist and kissing my shoulder and neck again.

"You guys must be having some kinda party huh?" Brutus leers at us as he fills the brown paper bag. I smile at him and pull out the money. Lia takes the bag and we walk out giggling holding hands.

As soon as the door shut behind us we stopped giggling I dropped Lia’s hand. "Fuck Lia I think you left a mark." I said rubbing my neck. Lia shrugged.

"Yeah but he didn’t ask for your ID!" Lia said as we got back in the car. I pulled the clip from my hair. Fuck. If she left a mark I didn’t want Gerard to see it.

"So where are we going?" I asked Ray.

"Uh I gotta pick up Mikey and Bob." Ray said turning back onto the road.

"Where’s Frankie?" Lia asked

"I dunno. Mikey said he was acting weird and shit.Just lying around, I dont think hes coming out tonight." Ray said changing lanes. Oh shit. I forgot about that.

Should I say something...Fuck...Gerard must’ve noticed the look on my face cause he says "what is it?" I shrug and bite my lip. Gerard starts tapping his finger on his leg. Okay fine...I guess if he was cool and all about me committing a felony-- accidentally drugging someone shouldn’t be such a big deal right? We pull up in front of Bobs and Mikey and Bob are walking towards the car. Gerard is still looking at me waiting for an answer.

"Okay okay fine..I..uh.. I may have totally accidentally... and I mean it was really like an accident..but I think I gave Frankie a downer during detention." I said cringing. Bob went to open the door and Gerard reached out and pulled it back shut. He put up his hand to signal to Bob to wait a minute. Lia and Ray were snickering in the front seat.

"Ok Elle...just wait a minute now.." He said. I was gonna try to explain but he covered my mouth with his finger. "What else did you today?..just fucking spill it all now.." He was shaking his head at me trying not to laugh. Bob was leaning his head looking into the window waiting.

"thats it I swear!" I said crossing my heart.” I drugged Frankie and I stole a wallet and now I just illegally bought two bottles of rum and ImayhavemadeoutwithLiainthestore." I said trying to skip through the last part faster and I said it softer so maybe he couldn’t hear. Well Bob must’ve got tired of standing out on the cold cause he just ripped the door open and pushed me over and sat down. Mikey squeezed next to him and I climbed up on Gerard’s lap.

"What the fuck did you say?" Gerard asks. I sigh and pull my hair from my neck.

"I think she left a mark, but I dont have a mirror." I said weakly as Gerard looked.

"What’s going on" Bob said. Mikey looked at us curiously. I covered my face in my hands. Gerard wrinkled his eyebrows and started to rub his forehead. Oh fuck. I knew why. I’ve done it so many times myself it was obvious. I was giving him a headache. But not just a normal headache. That headache that pounds behind your eye. That was what I was to him. A headache and no one loves a headache…