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My peaceful sleep was sharply interrupted by the ringing of my phone…It felt like I had only just shut my eyes but I know I had to be sleeping a long time cause when I opened my eyes it was light out.

“Fuck.” I mumble sitting upright in bed a little. Gerard started to sit up too like he was gonna pick it up. “No I’ll get it.” I tell him and he yawns fluffing his pillow slightly under his head. I mean I was closer to it… Actually Bob was closer to it. But he's a real heavy sleeper. I mean the phone was like right there on the nightstand inches from his ear just ringing away and he didn’t even flinch…I smiled a little as I stretched over him and picked the phone up. “Hello?” I said into it and Bob shifted a little under me.

“Elle? Its Ray.” Ray says and he started to say something else but I couldn’t hear him… As soon as he said ‘it’s Ray’ I pulled the phone from my ear and handed it over to Gerard… I mean Ray didn’t call here to talk to me that was for sure…

“Hey.” Gerard says yawning again, this time right into the phone. “Naw we’re here. We came back early.” I hear Gerard telling Ray as he climbed out of bed. “Naw something happened.” He says and I pull the blanket over my head. I hear him walk out and shut the door behind him…

Fuck… So much for being included… I mean it was obvious he was gonna tell Ray what happened and what? He didn’t want me to hear? Why the hell not? I was fucking there! I know what happened! I'm the one who told him!

Damn it! … Now wait Elle… Don’t freak out… maybe he’s just being thoughtful… I mean maybe he left the room cause you're still sleeping and he didn’t want to disturb you with his talking… No that’s not right… He knows I'm up. I answered the fucking phone…Shit. Maybe its cause of Bob…Cause Bobs still sleeping…

All of a sudden Gerard comes back in and puts the phone back in its cradle. “Mmm you up baby?” He says pulling the blanket down from my face a little.

“no.” I say and he smiles.

“I'm gonna go pick Ray up.” He says and I have this flashback from last night… It was weird. Déjà vu like… Gerard must’ve realized it to cause he adds… “You stay here with Bob okay.” He tells me and I nod. “I’ll be right back.” He says leaning over and kissing my cheek lightly.

“You're coming right back?” I double check.

“Well I'm gonna see if I can help him fix his car.” He says and I frown… Fix his car? That didn’t sound like being right back at all… “Its only gonna be like half an hour.” He says and I just looked at him skeptically. “I’ll be back before you’re even up.” He adds and I laugh.

“I'm already up.” I say and he smiles.

“Well then why don’t you get dressed.” He starts to say and I make a face.

“I don’t want to come and watch.” I say and he laughs.

“I was gonna say why don’t you make us breakfast.” He says and my eyes light up. He never lets me cook…

“Really?” I say excitedly.

“Yeah we’ll be back in like an hour.” He says and I nod. He smiles at my smile. “I’ll see you later.” He says leaning over and kissing my mouth deeply.

“I love you.” I call out as he leaves.

“Love you too Elle.” He says as he shuts my door…

One hour… I have one hour to make something for my love for breakfast… I wonder what I should make? I mean I'm not a very good cook but I can cook… I wonder if Bob will help me…

I lean over and look at Bob… He looked like he was sleeping but I wasn’t sure… Maybe he just had his eyes shut. I was deciding whether to lean over and blow on his ear again like I did that other day. That seemed to wake him up which was funny cause he can sleep through fucking alarm clocks and phones and crap but blowing gently on his ear seemed to wake him instantly…

I leant over and took a deep breath and froze… Fuck he smelt so good still. How is that possible? I took another breath of him and shut my eyes a little… Damn what is that smell? I pulled up my blanket and sniffed it…

I smiled to myself… It did smell like him! Fuck. I wonder if I could carry this blanket around with me all day? I mean would that be weird? I think there’s a cartoon character who does that. -Drags a blanket around with him… I think it's Charlie Brown or maybe it's one of his fucking friends that does it…I dont know... But no one seems to make fun of him… Would they make fun of me? I mean I'm not a cartoon character. And I don’t have a dog named snoopy… Not that that matters…

Wait isn’t it snoopy that carries the blanket? No wait, he flies a plane… Shit how come no one thinks that’s odd? A dog flying a plane… I mean he can fucking fly a plane but Charlie Brown still has to fill his food dish? That didn’t make any sense… I shook my head a little trying to figure out how I got so far off subject…

I wanna smell like Bob… But how? I bit my lip a little thinking and then it hit me! I mean the blanket smells cause he was laying on it all night. Well, not laying ‘on’ it. It was on him. I guess that’s how the smell transferred. From rubbing on him? I mean I guess the smelly molecules transferred from him to the blanket… But then where did my ugly blanket smelling molecules go? I bet Bobs good smelling ones covered them up… That’s what good smelling molecules do right? I wasn’t quite sure of the physics of it but I knew it was something like that.

So I deduced that if I was on top of Bob, by the same logic, I should smell like him. I mean his molecules should cover me like they did to the blanket… I climbed up on to Bob laying face down on top of him and… and nothing… I mean I didn't know how long this was gonna take for the ‘molecules’ to transfer…

I mean the blanket was on him what seven? maybe eight hours? I didn’t have that long…I only had a hour before Gerard got back and I still had to get dressed and make breakfast for me, him, Ray, and Bob… Maybe I could speed the ‘process’ up…

I rubbed myself against him lightly. Trying to rub his molecules on to me. Needless to say this started to wake him up. He kinda moaned slightly and wrapped his arms around me. Embracing me softly as I rubbed my body against his… It was weird… I felt him kinda tense up and his breathing pick up a little and as I felt his hands slide down on to my waist I got a weird feeling… Bob was still kinda asleep… I could tell. I don’t think he knew what was going on… I mean the way his hands were on my waist it wasn’t ‘friendly’… It was something more…

Fuck maybe he thinks I'm Erica! I mean he is sleeping…

“Bob.” I say softly and he opens his eyes and looks at me a little startled… Like maybe he thought he was dreaming and when he opened his eyes he realized he wasn’t…

He opened his eyes widely at the sight of me on top of him. “Elle what the hell are you doing!” He gasps suddenly wide-awake. He pushed me up off him abruptly and looked around the room quickly. He seemed surprised that Gerard was gone…

“You smell good.” I said trying to lean back forward down onto him.

“Whoa!” He says holding up his hand and stopping me.

“I just wanted to smell like you.” I said trying to push his hand away. I mean I was already short on time. I couldn’t afford to waste time arguing with him.

“Where’s Gerard?” he asks tensely and I frown.

“He went to get Ray.” I say and that seemed to relax Bob a bit for some reason. “Now come on, let me-“ I say pushing him back down and trying to climb back up on top of him.

“Let you what?” He says loudly smiling a little amused.

“I wanna smell like you.” I explain trying to press myself against him but again he stops me.

“And?” He says and I sigh.

“And what?” I ask. “I just wanna rub against you a little.” I say and he laughs. “I like your cologne, I want it.” I tell him.

“You wanna rub the scent right off me?” He laughs.

“Look Bob its more complicated then that… I don’t have time to explain right now about how it works with the molecules and all.” I say shaking my head at him as I tried to climb on top of him but he resisted. Flipped me off him and pinned me to the bed.

“How it works huh?” He laughs holding me down on the bed. “You know all about molecules now?” He says mockingly.

“Yes.” I announce proudly and he smiles. “I do pay attention in school sometimes you know.” I say and he smiles. “and this is the only way to get them on me.”

“Why don’t you just spray some on from the bottle.” He says and I just looked at him blankly… I never thought of that…

“Well why would I do that? My ways working fine.” I say squiggling a little under him. "I mean a few more rubs and-" I say and he looked at me squirming underneath him and his amused expression suddenly changed...

“I gotta go take a shower.” He says jumping up off of me and heading towards the doorway.

“Well hurry up!” I call out as he walks out. “I'm making breakfast!” I declare proudly and he pauses at my words.

“You're what?” He says and I nod eagerly.

“Gerard told me to.” I tell him and he smirks. “He’ll be back in a hour and then we’re gonna eat.” I say and Bob shook his head a little. “You gonna help me my Bobby?” I say and he smiles.

“Yeah, I’ll get the fire extinguisher ready for you honey…”