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Hey...Wanna do it?

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Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Parody,Romance - Characters: Naruto - Published: 2010-01-26 - Updated: 2010-01-26 - 4305 words - Complete

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Ch.28:Hey..wanna do it?

I gotta baaaaaaad feeling about this. I thought how I was gonna do this and it dawned on me....This might be more racy then it should be....it might even get...and I use this term VERY lightly...LEMONY.....But Then I woke and and began to just type some random crap.

Ahahaha Thought I was gonna write a sex scene...you sick bastards.....Fooled ya. You would just love to see me write a sex story don't you. Yeaaahh you sick perverts. Well I'm not.. Fanservice is as far a I go...But if you review then maybe ...JUST maaaybe. I might reward you with a one shot spin off after this story...with two people you just love to see.....xD

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Let us begin shall we?

It's been two whole days since Naruto was out of the hospital. He had time to visit each of the girls and asked them to meet him at the front of the hospital gates. They each walked out with a variety of questions.

"I wonder what he has planned for us?" Hakufu asked.

"I bet he is gonna chose who is sex partner is." Ryofu added

"Ryofu he is not like that." Hinata pouted

"Hinata please he's a guy. All guys have one thing on their minds." Ryofu made her point by grabbing her breast. "And it's this honey."

"Ryofu YOU only have that on your mind." Hakufu scolded

"Hakufu stop being sappy and look at the big picture here. C'mon you two I bet Hinata would SOO do him if he asked nicely."

"Ryofu I told you he's not like that."

"Hinata when are you gonna realize that what you really want is the cookies, not the cookie jar."

"Ryofu you such a nymphomaniac."

"Only for Naruto I am Hakufu. Only for Naruto." When they reached the gates of the building there stood Naruto. Then two other Naruto's came out of hiding and revealed themselves.

"Hey girls!" They waved in unison

"NARUTO." Ryofu tackled the one in the middle. Before she was about to kiss him she wanted to know something. "Wait...you are the real Naruto right?"

"Nope." Hinata approached the second Naruto and took his hand. "Then you must be the real Naruto." This Naruto just shook his head. " Nope I'm not." Hakufu hugged the last Naruto in hopes of it being the real one. To her it just had to be, she figured it had to be through process of elimination. "So your the real one right Naruto?" He shook his head also. "Nope..the real me is somewhere preparing for when you guys get there. He has a surprise for you three when he fulfill each of your wishes. He apologizes but he knew this was the only was to satisfy each of you while he made preparations for when you two arrive at his apartment. He made us with sage chakra so they only go away when he says so."

"Oh really? In that case I'm in." Ryofu said out of reflex.

"If Naruto really wants this than I'm happy to oblige." Hinata responded Hakufu just ran off with her clone. Ryofu looked at how fast she was running with the clone. "Wow....quick to get to work."

"Yes..indeed." Hinata spoke, She grabbed her clone and walked away. "Umm Naruto if you don't mind can we go to Ichiraku's?"

".....Did you even need to ask?" He joked.

"No...I guess not." She wrapped her arm around his waist and the two walked away. Ryofu just stared into her clones eyes. "So...since he decided to grant my wishes little genie guess what I want."

"Whatever it is I will do it Ryofu, Naruto wanted to repay you for what you did for him back then and so this is what he wanted to do."

"Oh....well well then we better get started then." She got up and picked him up, she dusted him off and they draped her arm around his neck and they walked off

(A/n:Originally I was gonna dedicate more chapters but I realized I did that already. So I will divide their adventures and end with them in Naruto's house for the surprise. Remember these are his sage clones so frog eyes are a must here.)

Adv.1:Hinata the wild thing!

Naruto and Hinata walked into the cafe where Teuchi Ayame saw him. Ayame just gave out a drawn out sigh. "Aww so you landed your man Hinata."

"Hey now don't assume that just yet." Naruto replied. Hinata blushed at how she referred Naruto as her man. But she corrected the situation. "Ayame he's right but I am working on it."

"Oh well it's a start then I guess. So what'll it be Naruto?" Ayame asked. Naruto looked at her and smiled. "You know me Ayame." She nodded an went into the kitchen

"So Hinata what do you wanna do today?"

"Well...now that you mention why don we go to the nice store we passed before we got here."

"Okay. That's sounds like a pla-....wait you mean the woman's store we passed that's around corner?" She nodded. "Oh...well I think you will have to go in there alone, if I went in there People would think I was just like pervy sage."

"Don't worry Naruto I will say your with me." Naruto had a feeling of security to him. He knew he was in good hands. "Okay Hinata then let's get to it then."As he said that Ayame came out with two bowls of hot steaming ramen. "Here is it. Although it's got a little twist." Naruto looked at Ayame ponder what the girl had done. "Ayame what's so special about it?"

"You'll see." He gave out a laugh rivaling a mad scientist. Hinata and Naruto just stared at her with their head ti the side. A question mark appeared on the top of their heads. "What was that about?" Naruto shrugged at Hinata's question. "Oh well let's eat then." She gave out a muffled sound and they began to eat at their leisure. Every now and then she would glance over at how Naruto the noodles so well with his tongue. Hinata began to think about how well he ate his ramen.

"Oh wow...his tongue....it's so nimble...so elegant..so-"

"Sexy?"

"What..what who said that?"

"I did...your wild side..Nice to finally get out. Sheesh I was getting bored with just watching you play the "cute shy girl" act.

"What? How did you get here?"

"Well when you decided to try and score that one time it was not you.I was getting tired of just you trying to go innocent. Screw that shit! I'm here to get you laid."

"What....No I mean...I don't want to be so forward."

"Please your a secret closet pervert.. I'll prove it to you...Look at him."

"Okay 'gulp' I'm looking"

"Don't make it obvious girl."

"I'm not."

"Okay then...Look at his tongue... Look how it grabs the noodle so gracefully."

"Wow...your right....it's so prehensile...Like he was using another arm."

"Now imagine that in between your legs."

"Oh sweet god...It's getting me excited watching him eat...I think I'm getting hot....oh god in heaven this can't be happening...AHH your right I'm lusting after him."

"I told you...Now keep looking at him. You see how he uses his mouth to get it in?"

"Oh...god....oh yes get that noodle in there....you god you tease me too much Naruto."

"Oh...well look at the noodle hanging out of the bowl."

"Huh?...oh wait I see it...wait...it's in my bowl too."

"Woman what are you waiting for, grab it and the rest will follow suit."

"Oh yes..Here I come Naruto ready or not."


As she drew the noodle into her mouth Naruto just kept tugging the noodle into his mouth, unaware that he took the one that was hanging out of the bowl. Hinata knew where this was going in and she loved every second of it. She drew it on closer closer, each time her heart seem to pound harder and harder. Naruto was pulling wondering why it was taking so long or him to eat this specific noodle, He wanted to bite it off but doing that would be heresy in his eyes. He just kept right on pulling. When he turned his head at the last second a pair of soft lips touch his. He was surprised at the feeling if the lips, They were tender and soft. He then felt a tongue force it's way into his mouth exploring his own. He managed to swallow the last of the noodle and the kiss was broken. "...Hinata."

"I don't know either..But I'm glad that it lead to this." She kissed him again placing a hand on his cheek deepening the kiss even more. Ayame spied on the two and giggled to herself. "heh operation 'Hawk and the fox' is a complete success. Go get 'em tigress." As the kiss broke again Hinata whispered into his ear ever so sweetly. "Hey..wanna go now? I have something I wanna show you after we are done okay?"

"Sure Hinata! Today is your day."

"Your gonna like what I am have for you Naruto." She spoke to er inner being after those words graced her lips. "Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you oh Thank you so much."

"Don't mention it. Now time to pounce on our unsuspecting prey."


"Yes I shall...Naruto Uzumaki....I'm going to get youuuuu."


"Atta girl! Now show him what your working with."

When they got to the store she dragged Naruto inside and was swayed into watching her try on different lingerie. He was trying his best not to look like a total pervert. When he got out she came out with a bag in hand. Naruto found curious as to what that bag was.

"Uhh Hinata..what's in the bag?" She placed a hand over his mouth covering it."We don't want to ruin the surprise now don't we Naruto?" She winked at him. This made him go slightly red. This time Hinata had turned the tables, and she liked it very much. "Hook, line and sinker." When they left the store Hinata took him to a nearby hotel room and went immediately inside.

"Naruto I am going to go take a shower. Stay here while I get myself ready okay?"

"For what?"

"You'll see." She blew a kiss and walked away. Naruto found himself in the couch just sitting there. He pondered to himself. "Oh man...I got the feeling that this wasn't such a good idea...but I have to do it. If it's to repay them I will endure Chinese water torture." He put on his game face and raised his fist in the air. A voice called for him.

"Hey Naruto..over here." A voice cooed. He looked and nearly had a heart attack to see Hinata in a one piece black lace lingerie. She had on fox ears and a tail as well.

"Naruto...You know what this is?"

"...............Hinata?"

"It's foxplay Naruto....Do you like it?" She made her way to Naruto making sure her hips swayed, Naruto's eyes were glued to the Hyuuga and could not even think anymore, He was paralyzed. She pushed him gently into the couch and began to kiss him softly so as to enjoy him. Naruto made some muffling sounds trying to call Hinata. When she parted her lips she placed a finger on his mouth. "Shh...Don't talk...Just relax..you know I actually dreamt about this for a long time now."

"Really?"

"Yeah...Now prepare yourself Naruto Uzumaki...I'm gonna make you want me. Here I come." She leaned over to whisper into his ear. "Na-ru-to." She leaned to place tiny pecks while taking off his cape and jacket. She then took his shirt off and ran her tongue from the top of his neck all the way down to his waist line. "Now for my prize." She saw that Naruto was excited and saw it good.

"Mmmnn......oh yeah I'm going to enjoy this." She took off the straps of her lingerie and then proceeded to take off his pants. Then she proceed to show Naruto just how wild she really was. In fact she was VERY wild indeed.

Adv.2 Hakufu the romantic.

Hakufu and Naruto had been walking aimlessly around town, They checked out some shops every now and then. When she would want something Naruto just asked for it. He had it made with everyone just giving the stuff for free. Being a Sannin did have it's advantages indeed. When she got tired she decided to take Naruto to her house.

"Hey Naruto. Thanks again I really had a great time." Hakufu pecked his cheek.

"Anything for you today. Think of this as a way of saying thank for being there Hakufu."

"Then come inside then. I have one more request." She opened the door and lead him inside. "Make yourself at home Naruto. I'll be right back okay?"

"Sure thing Hakufu." He took his place in the couch and saw a book on the counter. The title was "Icha Icha: Lover's romance." Naruto laughed as he saw title and thought about Jiraya.

"Man she reads pervy sages book too. Wow I guess that explains why she always says those things. She gets it from the book. Man pervy sage I sure miss ya." He smiled as he opened to the book and read it. A voice called out to him.

"Naruto can you come in here for a second. I need to tell you something."

"Coming." He ran up stairs and saw a door half open. When he got in the room was dark, He could not see anything. When he found the light switch a saxophone was playing in the background. He saw Hakufu in a kimono sitting on the bed.

"Come here Naruto." He blushed as he went over to the bed and sat next to her. She took both of his and spoke in a gentle voice. ( Shakespeare again folks.)

"O love of mine, where are you roaming?
O, stay and hear; your true love's coming,
That can sing both high and low:
Trip no further, pretty sweeting;
Journeys end in lovers meeting,
Every wise man's son doth know.
What is love? 'Tis not hereafter;
Present mirth hath present laughter;
What's to come is still unsure:
In delay there lies not plenty;
Then, come kiss me, sweet and twenty,
Youth's a stuff will not endure."


"Hakufu that was beautiful..did you make that all up?" She shook her head. "Shakespeare." Naruto had a sweat dropped from the back of his head. " But I thought you didn't know who he was."

"I did some research." She went behind him and wrapped her arms around his neck and took his hands. "But the meaning of it is true. Naruto I always wanted to be with you. I always wanted to see your smiling face and your happy go lucky attitude. I want to see these lips happy and cheery while I sing songs of you and me. I love you Naruto I wish to be at your side...forever."

"Hakufu....wow.....I mean wow I don't know what to say to you."

"Just smile....let me look into the beautiful sapphire jewels that are your eyes. The skin that caresses my hand ever so softly." She turned his head to kiss him with all the passion she could muster. "And these lips..the way they feel and taste...like I have my own little piece of heaven." She took his cape off slowly and placed kisses on his neck. Naruto looked on as he saw her look at him and grinned at her. She kissed his forehead and trailed it to his mouth and connected once again. She unzipped his jacket and gently placed him on top of her. She placed a hand on his cheek and stared at him with loving eyes as tender as sincere as the love goddess Aphrodites.

"Naruto....Let me show you how much you mean to me....how much you are worth....How much I love you...you are what I want to see...If this world ended right now I wouldn't care..as long as I have you in my arms......Naruto.........please.........I want this......I want you....make love to me." She pressed her lips and they spend their time with Hakufu showing just how love she had for the blond. (A/n: Awww yeaaahh You better hit that shit...three times.)

Adv.3 Ryofu the dominatrix

Ryofu had just lead Naruto to her house and proceed to shove him in her bed. She had placed fierce kisses on his neck earning her moans from the boy. She stopped temporarily played wit his hair. "You know what's coming now right?"

"I think I have an idea knowing you."

"Good...now ..on your knees." She got up and forced Naruto to his knees. "You know what to do."

"Actually I don't" She pressed his head inside her skirt and closed her eyes. She moves Naruto's head slowly. "That's it...oh yes....oh yeah ...Naruto.....more....yes just like that...oh god.....your so good Naruto." She just kept moving his head until she let him go and shoved him against the wall. "Whoa whoa Ryofu don't you think this is too fast."

"Shut up and kiss me." She pressed her lips hard and her tongue found it's way into his mouth and explored it vigorously. When she broke the kiss she took his hand placed it on her leg. "Naruto..lift it." He did so and her legs wrapped around his and began to move up and down him. "Naruto...do you like that...huh?....does it feel good? I bet that that feels so good to doesn't it. Your so naughty. I'm gonna have to punish you." She moaned as Naruto just closed his eyes.

"Does it.....does it feel incredible...Oh Naruto you getting me so wet."

"Ryofu...this is embarrassing."

"It's just us now baby....oh yes..I can feel you...I can't take this anymore." She took her blouse off and her bra and pushed him onto the bed. she looked at him ever sweetly. "Naruto you don't know how long I've wanted this.....to feel your touch......to feel you and me as one.....Naruto fuck me." She leaned in and proceeded to rip his cloths off until he had nothing but his boxers on. "Oh god Naruto your so sexy......" She pressed his head in the valley of her breasts and just let him sit there. " How do they feel Naruto...How do my breasts feel?"

She could only hear incoherent muffles from the boy. She took her covers and they both slid in with Ryofu on top of Naruto. Before she took her skirt and panties off and tossed them away from beneath the covers she placed a hand on his cheek. "Naruto...I want you to know that before we continue...I want to make sure you want this too....I don't want to force you..even though I will anyway." She joked. Naruto laughed at her. "Ryofu I said I was gonna grant your wish. So allow me to grant it."

"I'll take that as a yes." She took the last article of clothing and chucked it away and pulled the covers on top if them. She looked at Naruto and smiled.

"Hey....I'll be gentle okay?"

"Like that words exists in your vocabulary."

"oh...you like it when I dominate you...Well them here I come Naruto." She raised and lowered herself and moaned and laying herself on top of him panting.

"Naruto...your in....Fuck you feel amazing....Naruto. God."

"Ryofu are you okay?"

"I'm fine...I never had it like this before. Where have been hiding all my life...God you feel better than anything else I had before."

"Ryofu."

"Don't talk...just relax and let me do all the work lover." She slowly moved while she grabbed Naruto's shoulders. "Naruto...I love you."

"Love you too Ryofu." She leaned in to kiss him. "I'm so glad you finally said it." She said in between moans. She stopped her movements and looked at him once again.

"Naruto....I want to be with you always.....I want to make you happy.....I don't care if your with another...I just want to be with you like this....to have you and me as one body ad soul. God I love you so much."

"..Me too." She slowly moves so as to savor the feeling she had. "Naruto....your all the way in...god...I'm going insane...your hitting that spot every time. Oh yes I love it. I'm so wet Naruto..uh yeah don't stop. harder..Harder!"

"Ryofu...damn."

"Am I moving to fast?" She asked..He shook his head." No Ryofu...your not."

"Good...I want to make this for as long as I can....You are the best man I could ever have the pleasure of having in my bed."

"That's nice of you."

"Nice? Hah I ain't gonna be nice. I'm gonna fuck the ever living shit out of. I'm gonna make you my personal man whore. Now drill me like an gold mine."

"Ryofu that's a bit dirty."

"You like it when I'm a total slut for you. C'mon show this slut how you wanna fuck!"

She leaned to to kiss him and in the throws of passion let their desires come to fruition. Ryofu now had what she wanted. To show Naruto not just what a woman was like, but a side of her she hardly got out..Which was a side that Naruto never saw coming. Her loving yet dominant side.

After night had fallen the three girls came to the front of the building and were fixing each other. Ryofu greeted the others."

"Hey girls."

"Hey Ryofu." They said in unison. "So how did you dates go girls?" Ryofu asked.

"It was incredible......Oh wow I never knew he was willing to do tha for us."

"Yeah....I really enjoyed it." Hakufu added.

"What did you do with your clone Ryofu?" Hinata asked. She gave an evil grin. "You really wanna know?" She nodded. "We told you ours!" She shrugged and cleared his throat.

"I fucked him."

"..................................................................................................." They stared at her with their jaws on the floor."

"He had such stamina...man he knows how to please a woman."

".........................................................................................................................................." The other girls were speechless. "What.. like you didn't screw him too?"

"Ryofu that's not the point...to say it like that I mean that's not what we really wanted to hear." She just looked at them with he hands on her hips. "You two had sex with him too didn't ya?"

"That's none of your business Ryofu." Hakufu pouted, Hinata just went blood red. "Yup you did....so how did it feel?"

".....I'm not telling you."

"Oh c'mon I told my sex story...Hakufu spit it out."

"Alright alright...Yeah I did it....but sex is not the would use to describe it...I would call it a night of unity...I felt like I was in heaven the way we did it."

"Wow Hakufu bravo...now you Hinata did you do the deed."

"....um...well."

"You did you little sly vixen you." Ryofu jeered.

"Well you see that was my first time...But I didn't feel the pain since that broke long ago."

"Oh really...wow...how did you seduce him."

"I used fox play...Ears and all."

"Now way....maybe I should try that." They all laughed as they saw Naruto come out. They all smiled as he walked over and held his hand up.

"Now before I say anything how did it go?"

"It was great thank you Naruto." They all said in unison.

"So what's this surprise you had for us honey?" Ryofu asked as Naruto just put his finger on his mouth. "You three will have to find out." He motioned them over. They shrugged and went to his apartment. Hinata was blushing now that she was in his home, She always fantasized about his home, Now that she was in it she was as giddy as a school girl. He motioned them to sit on the bed as he stood in front and cleared his throat.

"I have to ask this before I give you the surprise. If you would you had a chance go back to your world Ryofu and Hakufu would you take it?" the looked at him and came up with their reply. "Nope."

"And why is that?" Naruto asked.

"Because we love it here."

"That's what I wanted to know...and with that I have this to say." The three girls looked on as they each had thought to themselves

"Oh is he gonna choose....please let it be me." Was Hakufu mindset

"I knew he'd pick me..I win this fight girls." Was Ryofu's thoughts, She was confident

"Whatever you choose Naruto I will love you either way for it....but if you pick me that's fine too."
Was what Hinata pondered. They each stared as Naruto was about to make it his announcement.

"Hey....how would you girls like to travel with me?"
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WOAH....ANOTHER JOURNEY....WAY TO GO BOY..DEW EHT...YAY...and what that I will bring it in and start thinking about what other crossover I can do...or whatever...HAH!

Next time: Set sail to where now?

See ya next time ^ ^.
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