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As promised here is the Omake Just for you. In this dialogue skit Ryofu and Naruto are in a singles bar, they just met. Ryofu is completely interested in him as he get's over a breakup from somebody. Okay here we go

OMAKE TIME YES?

(Naruto walks into a bar in Japan, He see alot of people but no body he recognizes. He heads to the bar stool and orders a drink.)

Naruto:Hey barkeep one lemon drop please.

Barkeep: Comin' right up sonny boy.

Naruto: Thanks. (Barkeep notices that he seems a little down.

Barkeep:Hey...what's up with you?

Naruto:Nothing of interest really

Barkeep: You know we barkeeps are good psychiatrists. Maybe I can help you

Naruto:Unless you can find a way to get back the girl you were gonna spend the rest of your life with.

Barkeep: Ohh...What happened

Naruto: I was on my way to ask her...when I caught her with another man.

Barkeep:awww daaaaamn

Naruto: Yeah I know...I severed all ties with her

Barkeep: So what was the girls name?

Naruto:Yumi....Yumi Sakumoto

Barkeep: Well I see why....that sounds like the wrong person for you

Naruto: Huh?

Naruto: Yeah I mean...I can tell just by the name when the person is right for someone. The name kind of speaks to me. I know from the sound of that, it means she was no good. May I suggest someone better..I know a girl who just hasn't had much luck with guys. None at all, I mean she might be of interest to you. You seem like the guy for her.

Naruto:Who is she?

Barkeep: Her name's Ryofu..Ryofu Housen

Naruto: She sounds like a nice person (is handed the drink and takes a sip)

Barkeep:About that drink man. It's on me.

Naruto: Thank bro. I really needed this.

Barkeep:Com back here tomorrow and I'll introduce her to you.

Naruto: I'm not sure..but if you say so then I guess I could.

Barkeep: Yeah trust me this is what you need. I'll call her and tell her to come and see you.

Naruto:Okay..See ya

Barkeep:Hey one more thing...What's your name son?

Naruto: Naruto...Naruto Uzumaki.

Barkeep: Okay...I'll let her know Naruto.

Naruto: thanks (walks out and away. Next day he arrives to see a barkeep talking to a green haired pigtailed woman. She is wearing a black bouse which shows a lot of her cleavage and a white short skirt. Naruto walks toward the bar stool and sits next to hair, the Barkeep see him and throws him a cold one.)

Barkeep: Hey Naruto how are you? This is the girl I was talking about. Ryofu this is the guy I mentioned over the phone yesterday.

Naruto: I'm fibe Barkeep. And Nice to meet you Ryofu.

Ryofu:Nice to meet you too (in thought)Holy crap he's cute...oh man I hope I don't mess this one up..okay okay here we go. Lay on the charm girl. (Speaking) So I heard from my friend that you were ina bad relationship..How long ago was that?

Naruto:About three months.

Ryofu:wow...and your still thinking about her?

Naruto:I was going to propose...Til I found her with a another man.

Ryofu: Oh...you poor thing..I'm sorry for you.

Naruto:Don't apologize....in this stage I'm ready to move on.

Ryofu:That's good...so...What kinds of things to you like Naruto

Naruto: Well I am a big fan of a lot of things. Ramen, Boxing, getting out and I get out all the time. Also I am a Fox lover. I have a fox in my house, Since I study Zoology I get to keep some exotic Animals with a special permit. You know I just had a tiger before I sent it to a sanctuary in Tibet.

Ryofu:Wow...Wow That's amazing Naruto...So what's the name of the fox?

Naruto: Kaya..She's a female and about two weeks from sexual maturity

Ryofu: What's that Naruto?

Naruto:She's almost ready for kits. We have a male ready to mate with her and breed more foxes

Ryofu: What kind of fox is it?

Naruto: North american red fox. I saved her from poaching in Yellowstone park.

Ryofu:Wow good job. Naruto you must lead a very exciting life.

Naruto: I guess I do. I travel a lot cause of my profession, in fact I just came from Guatemala from a expedition for tag and release study of Jaguars.

Ryofu: Jaguars? I love Jaguars, they are so cute. (in thought) Your cuter though.

Naruto: Yeah cute kitties, until they decide to try to devour you.

Ryofu:Uh oh..what happened?

Naruto: I was almost bitten by a male trying to get away when we shot a tanq at it. He went straight for me and tried to bite my Jagular

Ryofu:Oh my...But your here and that's good

Naruto: I don't blame the animal. I made the mistake of cornering it. It did what it was supposed to do. Defend itself

Ryofu: Oh..Well the important thing is that your safe.

Naruto:Yeah I am thankful

Ryofu:yeah...so anything else..tell me about youtr personal life.

Naruto: Well I was born October tenth to the loving and supportive family , My father is a bird keep and my mother runs a pet shop.

Ryofu:Well I guess you were destined for Zoology with that family lineage.

Naruto:Yeah I was...in fact my father encouraged it a lot. My mother was also helping me along. I am still in school, Working on my masters right now.

Ryofu: That's wonderful Naruto

Naruto:I am really proud of it.

Ryofu: As well you should be

Naruto: So tell me about yourself Ryofu...uuuhhh

Ryofu:Housen honey

Naruto: Housen...I am bad with names I'm so sorry

Ryofu: It's cool..so yeah I actually am a lawyer. I just got off a case of domestic violence.

Naruto:oh that sounds interesting

Ryofu: Yeah but here's the twist. The girl was the one..beating up her kid. The dad Divorced her they are still fighting to gain custody of the child.

Naruto:Poor kid.

Ryofu: I know. What breaks my heart even more is that the kid still loves her mother

Naruto: That kid doesn't deserve that kind of a mother.

Ryofu: yeah...I was hired by the dad. I have never lost a case yet.

Naruto: I wish the best of luck to you

Ryofu:aww Thank you (blushes)

Naruto:So..anything else

Ryofu:I am a Rakuyou Academy alumni and go to Tokyo U for a masters as well.

Naruto: Rakuyou...I know that school

Ryofu: Really

Naruto: I yeah you were next to the private school I went to. Leaf private academy

Ryofu: Is that the all boys school?

Naruto:Nope. I was the one next to it.

Ryofu:oh..OHHH I know now...Yeah I used to look over to see what it was like.

Naruto: Yeah we were just as curious.

Ryofu:Hey I have an idea...wanna come over to my house after this? I have something I think you might find interesting. I have this problem with a certain animal and I don't know what it is! I know it's a bird though.

Naruto:Why don't we head over there now?

Ryofu:okay..barkeep money's on the table. (She gets up with Naruto.)

Barkeep:Thanks Ryofu and good luck to ya (He sends a wink her way)

Ryofu:(winks back) Will do.

(They walk out of the bar and talk about random things. all the while Ryofu would place her arm around him when he didn't notice. He was rather interested in this person. When they got there Naruto heard a loud squawk. He was surprised about it, It sounded familiar to him. They walk in.)

Ryofu: Here we are.

Naruto: that noise..I know what that is....Ryofu how did that end up in your house?

Ryofu:Well I don't know. For some reason it just came up to my door and started squawking away.

Naruto: show me where you keep it.

Ryofu: It's cage is in the kitchen..I bought a huge one since I wanted it be have a bog space

Naruto:Good call

(They walks over to the kitchen and Naruto suspicions were confirmed, A small green parrot with a red brow was squawking loudly)

Naruto:Wow...No way!.Ryofu this came to your door.

Ryofu: It flew in actually, When I went out to grab some groceries it just flew right in and started shrieking. It drove me nuts. but I saw it was hungry and decided to take care of it. I've had it for four months now, sow what kind of bird is it?

Naruto: It's a red fronted Macaw from south and central America. They look like their cousins the Military Macaws but the key different is the red on the brow as well as size. Red fronted's are smaller then the military and the red brow covers more of the head.

Ryofu:wow your good

Naruto:Thanks...so have you fed it yet.

Ryofu: I fed it before I left to go see you.

Naruto: I see..well we have to find out if it's someone's pet or a runaway.

Ryofu: I think they may have set it free. I mean I posted flyers for anyone to claim it but no one came.

Naruto: Well I think it's on good hands then...Just remember they live a long time though.

Ryofu:Really: how long?

Naruto: They could live for 50-60 years as pets

Ryofu:...........wow.....long life

Naruto:You need to be a dedicated person to keep a parrot. I used to own a mustache parakeet for twelve years before I gave it to an aviary.

Ryofu: I will take care of it. Count on that Naruto (she winks at him)

Naruto:That's good..so let's get some food I'm starving.

Ryofu:I'm gonna order some take out..You could watch some T.v if you want hun.

Naruto:Thanks Ryofu (walks out and sits on the couch. Before he grabs the remote he see Ryofu and a girl in a picture. They are smiling and throwing a peace Ryofu comes over she sees Naruto looking at the picture.)

Naruto:Hey Ryofu who is next to you?

Ryofu: This...was a good friend and if you want to believe it, My first love.

Naruto:..Really

Ryofu:Naruto when I went to the academy I was a bi girl.I slept with guys and girls before I met her. I was also dating a guy as well...but she passed away a long time ago.. The man I was with moved away and we never saw each other again. I tried to move on. Heck I was almost a lesbian..but I never had much luck with anyone...I was having a little change of pace with men but they always end up becoming jerks.

Naruto: I'm so sorry...Bet that must hurt you still...if it's any conselatiion I lost a friend also. A guy I was best friends with was taken away, Car acciddent took his life.

Ryofu:Well I guess we were both cursed with lovelives eh?

Naruto:...yeah.

Ryofu:Can I ask you something Naruto?

Naruto:Yeah?

Ryofu:How long have you been single?

Naruto: three months now. Why do you ask.

Ryofu: And in that time span you have never had the time to ask anyone out?

Naruto: I was not ready for dating untill I felt like I was ready for it.

Ryofu:Then can I ask this of you?

Naruto: Yeah sure.

Ryofu: I hope I'm not being forward about this..but I think your cute and if at all possible maybe I could take you out on a date?

Naruto: Sure why not?

Ryofu:Really?...Wow thanks Naruto

Ryofu: No prob! (Smiles Uzumaki style. Ryofu giggles. the door is rung,) (Speaking): Hey thw\e food's here. (She get's up and walks to the door. The delivery man gave her a flat box and a wine bottle. She gives him the money and tip and he smiles and walks away. She closes the door and puts the box on the coffee table and wine next to it.)

Naruto:You got wine?

Ryofu:Yup (winks again) Also got us Italian lasagna.

Naruto:Mmmmnn sounds tasty.

Ryofu: Hold on I'm gonna grab some glasses (Runs to the kitchen and grabs glasses and runs back.)

Naruto: Thank Ryofu.

Ryofu: Don't mention sweety (giggles)

Naruto: So..you got a good movie we can watch?

Ryofu: A movie eh? I got a good one. I just got yes man on DvD.

Naruto: Aww I love that movie. Pop that sucker in.

Ryofu: You got it sweety! (She pops it in and places herself next to Naruto.) Hey. (she grabs his cheek and turns him over )Thanks for being here Naruto. It really means a lot.

Naruto:(a little red.) uuhh sure (laughs but is interrupted by a peck to the lips.)...what was that for?

Ryofu: A little thank you gift Naruto.( She grabs his hand and puts her head on his shoulders. This makes him redder of course.) Let's enjoys this movie okay..then after if you want you could sleep over.

Naruto:That would be nice. I kind of wanted to see about you and your friend

Ryofu:Aww how sweet of you. Oh look it's starting

Naruto: Movie time ^ ^. WOO!

(They spent the rest of the night together and well into the mourning. They went on the date of course but for Naruto it ended in a very wild night if you know what I mean /evilsmile.)

There it is folks. Till next time..See ya my next story..which I will start writing soon....as I feel like it.

See ya then ^ ^.