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The phone in the kitchen rang. Joe answered it.
"Hello?"
"Hey Joe?" It was Steven.
"Yeah?"
"Hey, How are you? How's your hand?"
"My hand is okay. Although it'll hurt every once in a while, but that's what I get for punching a wall!"
"Oh... Well hey I'm calling to apologize for the way I have been acting lately."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah... I was jus-"
The front door opened and Elyssa slammed it shut.
She stood there glaring at Joe.
"Hey Steven, Call me later okay?"
"Okay"
"Alright, Bye"
"Bye" The line clicked.
Joe set the phone down and smiled at Elyssa.
"Hey"
"You know what I just heard?!"
"No, what did you hear?"
She shook her head
"Tell me"
"I was told that you picked up a hooker the other night!"
"What?"
"Yeah, and you took her to the recording studio and shared her with Steven!"
"Who told you this?"
"I'm not saying"
"Well that's not true."
"And you think I'm going to believe that?" She sighed "Joe, you're famous, you're a rockstar! Everywhere you go, there's going to be a woman who is willing to do anything to have sex with you!"
"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?!" Joe made it very obvious that he did not want to hear that.
"IT'S THE TRUTH!"
After a minute of silence, Elyssa asked Joe if he was cheating.
"No!" He lied.
"Are you sure?" She asked again.
"I'm not!"
"We'll have to see about that..."
"What do you mean?"
"I don't believe you."
"Then what should I do to make you believe me? I mean come on, I'm not cheating on you!"
"Then marrry me."
"What?" Joe could not believe what he just heard.
"I said, Marry me." She crossed her arms "Come on, Get down on your knees and ask me. I don't care if you have a ring or if you
don't."
"No!"
"Then your cheating."
"I'm not!"
"Then propose to me!"
"Come on babe..."
"JOE!" She evilly glared a Joe.
Joe sighed and got down on one knee "Elyssa Jerret... Will you marry me?"
"Can you say it again, without sighing?" She sneered.
"Elyssa Jerret, Will you marry me?"
"OF COURSE!" She squealed and hugged Joe, who was still on his knee.
How will I break the news to everyone else? Joe thought...
"Hello?"
"Hey Joe?" It was Steven.
"Yeah?"
"Hey, How are you? How's your hand?"
"My hand is okay. Although it'll hurt every once in a while, but that's what I get for punching a wall!"
"Oh... Well hey I'm calling to apologize for the way I have been acting lately."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah... I was jus-"
The front door opened and Elyssa slammed it shut.
She stood there glaring at Joe.
"Hey Steven, Call me later okay?"
"Okay"
"Alright, Bye"
"Bye" The line clicked.
Joe set the phone down and smiled at Elyssa.
"Hey"
"You know what I just heard?!"
"No, what did you hear?"
She shook her head
"Tell me"
"I was told that you picked up a hooker the other night!"
"What?"
"Yeah, and you took her to the recording studio and shared her with Steven!"
"Who told you this?"
"I'm not saying"
"Well that's not true."
"And you think I'm going to believe that?" She sighed "Joe, you're famous, you're a rockstar! Everywhere you go, there's going to be a woman who is willing to do anything to have sex with you!"
"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?!" Joe made it very obvious that he did not want to hear that.
"IT'S THE TRUTH!"
After a minute of silence, Elyssa asked Joe if he was cheating.
"No!" He lied.
"Are you sure?" She asked again.
"I'm not!"
"We'll have to see about that..."
"What do you mean?"
"I don't believe you."
"Then what should I do to make you believe me? I mean come on, I'm not cheating on you!"
"Then marrry me."
"What?" Joe could not believe what he just heard.
"I said, Marry me." She crossed her arms "Come on, Get down on your knees and ask me. I don't care if you have a ring or if you
don't."
"No!"
"Then your cheating."
"I'm not!"
"Then propose to me!"
"Come on babe..."
"JOE!" She evilly glared a Joe.
Joe sighed and got down on one knee "Elyssa Jerret... Will you marry me?"
"Can you say it again, without sighing?" She sneered.
"Elyssa Jerret, Will you marry me?"
"OF COURSE!" She squealed and hugged Joe, who was still on his knee.
How will I break the news to everyone else? Joe thought...
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