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by Inuyonas 0 reviews

Itachi doesn't like Hayate...or Mizuki.lol

Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Published: 2010-05-05 - Updated: 2010-05-05 - 1225 words

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So Here I am sitting here thinking about what the tenth question is gonna be like. It must be something really hard to test my badassness. I hope I get it, no I NEED to get that question. It's for my team, my SQUAD!!Squad sounds so badass. We should name ourselves The Uchiha SQUAD!..... I should work on the name.

"This is hard." I heard this from mizuki-teme. Looks like he's trying to answer these crazy ass questions.......foolish Mizuki....clanless noob.

This test is very weird and I'm scared to look back down at it again........................but I do.

5."What happens to Sasuke when Itachi uses the Mangekyou Sharigan's left eye, Tsukiyomi, on him?"

........WHAT THE HELL SASUKE!?!?!?!? And what the hell kind of Sharingan is that? It must be badass because the test said I used on my bother, who might be living a secret life. This test is so weird..... I don't wanna look at it again....but sadly, I do.

6."What is the seal Orochimaru placed on Sasuke and Anko called? Where did it originate from?

............THAT SNAKE-WHORE BETTER NOT LAY A FINGER ON MY LITTLE BROTHER, WHO COULD PROBABLY KICK MY ASS ACCORDING TO THIS TEST!!!! I'LL FIREBALL JUTSU HIS ASS UNTIL HE'S FRIED DANGO!!!!!..........mmmmmmmm......dango....AND ANKO-CHAN!!!!! NO ONE WILL HURT ANKO-CHAN WHILE I'M AROUND, SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!! ONLY SHE DOESN'T KNOW AND PROBABLY WON'T AGREE AND PROBABLY HATES MY GUTS!!!! I sound like a masochist but I'm really not......really, I'm not.......I'M NOT DAMNIT!!!!! FUCK PERVERTS!! THEY'RE ALL PROBABLY FUCKIN DEAD FROM ALL THE TIMES I FUCKIN CURSED ANY-FUCKIN-WAY!!!!

Just then one of the jounin sitting around the room had a massive nose bleed and was pushed back into the wall rendering him unconscious.

O_o' Everyone was shocked.

Holy eyebrows on a Gai!!! I have the power to defeat perverts!! But enough about that now. I still have 25 minutes left before the tenth question.

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I'm so bored!!!!.......I know! I'll mess with Mizuki.

Mizuki then yawns and strecthes his arms up in the air. Surprisingly, I mimics this motion perfectly.

"huh?" Mizuki says as he glances at me. Stupid clanless noob. He then taps on the desk with his right hand. I do this at the exact same time.

"grrrrrrr.... stop copyin me." We say at the same time. I wish you can see his face because it is priceless.

He then attempts to move wild and unpredictable. keyword ATTEMPTS. I mimic him perfectly, even down to the scowl on his face.

"Stupid Uchiha/clanless noob." We say at the same time.

"STOP!!" he yells. WHich draws the attention of everyone in the class room. Hahahahaha! How was I able to do this? Sharingan....and I'm just that badass.

Mizuki sweat drops and blushes at the sudden attention. Seriously what is up with theses magical drops of sweat.......and he blushed....Is he gay?

"The Tenth question will be given in 5 minutes." Ibiki says.

Okay It all boils down to this. 5 minutes and facing my most terrifying opponent. No! not Sasuke you jack-asses, I'm talking about the tenth question. You know what should have been a question on this test? Who is a stupid clanless noob. I would write Mizuki 100 million times in all capital letters, then use sharingan to trace over it so it would look like a 3-d effect......don't laugh. It's cool damnit.

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I looked toward that Asuma kid's row and found Hayate Gekko sitting on his right side coughing....again. Maybe it has something to do with Asuma's constant smoking. I heard that in rare cases if someone is exposed to second hand smoke for a long enough time, that they regularly cough for the rest of their life. Damn Hayate.......I feel for you. Anyway I wonder-

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......Anyway I-

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.......................................................................................Any-

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"GODDAMNIT HAYATE YOU STUPID SICK FUCK!!! YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE LUNGS ANY-FUCKIN-MORE THE WAY YOU FUCKIN COUGH ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!IT WOULD BE COMMON FUCKIN SENSE TO MOST SHINOBI TO DRINK FUCKIN COUGH SYRUP OR GO THE FUCKIN DOCTOR BUT YOU'RE TOO FUCKIN LAZY TO FUCKIN DO IT!! GIVE UP ON LIFE YOU FUCKIN GERMY ASSHOLE-ISH FUCK!!"

Why did I shout this? I'm just that badass

I did'nt realize the whole class stopped testing and was captivated by my sudden ouburst

"YOU!! BOY WITH THE LINES ON HIS FACE!!! SETTLE DOWN AND DEACTIVATE YOUR SHARINGAN!!" Said Ibiki to me.

"Right on Itachi!!" I heard Anko-chan scream from across the room

"You're finally showing your balls, Itachi." I heard this from Hana behind me.....fuckin perv..... she's probably like 4 rows behind me.

"YOSH THAT WAS VERY UNYOUTHFUL!!!" .........

"Shut the hell up Gai.." I said purely as a reflex..... I did'nt mean to.

"GASP!!" No you idiots he did'nt say gasp he actually gasped......fuckin retards man.

Anyway I-

GLOMP!!

What the hell? I just got glomped!!! by ..........

"Itachi-kun thank you so much! No one ever got Gai to gasp!"

Kurenaii Yuhi just glomped me...............I.....am so.........BADASS!!!!! IN THE TOP HALF OF YOUR FACE KAKASHI!!!

Snap!!

Snap!!

Snap!!

Ok that was weird. I just heard Three pencils snap. Let me activate my Sharingan so I won't get caught off guard. Ok. Now that my Sharingan is activated let's findout who's pencils are snapped.

Asuma's

Kakashi's

and Anko's?

She really does care!??!

"ALL OF YOU GET BACK IN YOUR SEATS !!!!" Ibiki scremed. Everyone obeyed...

"Now for the tenth question."

This is it!!!! All my hopes and dreams lay on this question. Am I ready? Screw that!! I AM READY!!! The Badass Squad will make it!!!.........still workin on that name.

"The tenth question is .........................................................................................How many of you have answers on your paper?"

.............WHAT THE FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT!?!?!?!?!? I SPENT THE LAST HOUR STRESSING THE LINES OFF MY FACE!!!!!!!

"Well?!" Ibiki said again.

Around half the class rose their hands.

"Well all of you who have their hands raised.............................FAIL!!!!"

...........I'm confused....since when did getting a zero mean you passed?

"Thats total bull shit man!" Mizuki said standing up.

"You see" Ibiki began."The test questions that were on the test were actually impossible to answer. Causing you to think you had to cheat, so you looked to your neighbors for the answers. Cheating in itself was another test. Those caught got put out." He finished.

Must of happened while I was freaking out last chapter.

"Another part was the actual information on th test. These questions are imposible to answer. You see when you are on a mission and you have to attack enemy shinobi, take one hostage and find out some information from then what is stopping him from telling a lie? Nothing. He could very well lead you to your death. Misinformation is more deadly then no information at all." biki said again.

Well ain't that somethin'. I passed by accident. What a strange way to be so.......badass. thought for sure I would have let Hana and Anko-chan down and there is no way that I-

(Cough)(Cough)(Sneeze)

"WHAT THE DAMN FUCK DID I JUST SAY!?!?!?!?!?!"


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