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After a 3 year delay, we have...Questions answered! (: And other things.
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I am so totally sorry about making you guys wait for....Holy Moly!!...3 years?! That's a long freaking time. I feel so bad. ): So now, I give you...Questions Answered! Romances Made! Story Time! And Stuff Wrote on A Notepad!
Please enjoy this super long chapter. It will ease my guilt by .01% ):
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Out of nowhere 4 ninjas are popped into a closet room.
Naruto: Hey, I remember this room. This is where that crazy authoress girl held us hostage, I don't remember how we got out last time though....
Sakura: Honestly Naruto, you wouldn't remember your head if it wasn't attached.
Kakashi: Now, now, play nice you two.
Sai: I don't think I've even been here before....
Naruto: Man, be glad you haven't. You see there's this crazy girl that pops in out of nowhere. She's like obessed with Kiba and-
Sai: (Interrupting Naruto) You mean the dog boy?
Naruto: Yeah! But like I was saying, this crazy girl pops in and makes us answer this questions.
Sai: (gulp) What kind of questions?
Kakashi: Oh horrible ones. Questions that make you look deep within your soul...But you can handle that, right?
Sai: (Faints)
Me: I'm back guys!!! You miss me? :D
Sakura: (hugs me) I did! Didn't we have so much fun last time?
Me: Uh...can't remember!
Sakura: (sweat drop)
Naruto: Ah!!! The crazy girl!! Run!!
Me: Hey, I just need you to answers some questions...(gives chibi eyes)
Kakashi: Don't you want to help out such a fine young lady, Naruto?
Naruto: Fine, Fine. Let's just get this over with....):
Me: Yay!! (Hugs Naruto) Thanks Ru-Ru!!
Naruto: What's a Ru-Ru?
Me: My new name for you. (: You like it?
Naruto: Well....uh....sure?
Me: Yay! We can discuss names later though. On to the questions...
Okay, first one says, "Why doesn't Naruto realize that Hinata has a crush on him? Almost everyone knows that she likes Naruto right?"
Kakashi, Sakura, Sai: Who doesn't know that?
Naruto: Hinata has a crush on me?! When did this happen? Man, now I got to go rent some nice looking clothes, buy more ramen, get some money, I'm poor, umm...and I got to do other things too. Man...):
------Somewhere at the Hyuga Household------
Hinata: Naruto-kun is going to ask me out? (faints)
Neji: (Walks by) Hinata! Hinata, are you okay?! (Helps Hinata to her room)
------Back In The Closet------
Sakura: Are you going to ask her on a date or something, Naruto?
Naruto: I thought I was supposed to. I am supposed to right?
Sai: Well, actually, you don't ha---
Sakura: You shut up. He's going to ask her and you are going to like it. )-:<
Sai: (Gulps) Yes ma'am....
Kakshi: (Sweat drops) Now that that's out of the way, any other questions, Miss...
Me: Just call me The Last Flute Standing. (Heroic Background Shown) or ya know you can always just call me Dani, my bestie does...(sweat drop)
Everyone: Okay then....Dani.
Me: (Sweat Drop) Next question is, "Why is Kakashi-sensei always making up LAME excuses for being late?"
Naruto: Ha! About time somebody point that out!
Kakashi: (In a cornor, in the fetal position) People think my excuses are...lame? But, what else am I going to say? I can't tell the truth. The truth isn't exciting...(cries)
Everyone Else: (Sweat Drop)
Naruto: Why don't you try telling the truth anyway?
Kakashi: I guess it wouldn't hurt to try. Just don't blame me when you all go and get bored for the reasons....
Sakura: I promise, Sensei, we won't get bored.
Sai: Moving on. Next question please, Miss. (:
Me: Okay then. Third question reads, "Why does Sai call Ino "beautiful" but calls Sakura "hag"? Does Sai like Ino better than Sakura? (Having pink hair is very unique, by the way! :D)"
Sai: (stammers) I...well...uh...Do I have to answer?
Me: Yes! You totally have to answer! :D
Sakura: Oh, I can't wait to hear this...
Sai: I do that because...well...are you sure I have to answer?
Me: You better hurry up and answer or else. (Seen cracking knuckles)
Sai: IOnlySayThatBecauseIDon'tWantYouToFindOutHowIFeel.
Sakura: Can you say that a bit slower, please?
Sai: I. Only. Say. That. Because. I. Don't. Want. You. To. Know. How. I. Feel.
Sakura: (Blushes) Oh, really, well, uh..I um...(pulls Sai to the other side of the closet)
Naaruto: I wonder what they're doing...
Kakashi: Do we really want to know?
Naruto: Yes!
Me: No!
Naruto: No?
Me: No. Trust me, my little Ru-Ru. (:
----5 minutes pass----
Kakashi: Got any 7's?
Me: Go Fish! Ru-Ru, got any 8's?
Naruto: Fish Time!!
Me: You mean "Go Fish?"
Naruto: Sure. Let's Go with That.
----5 more minutes pass----
Sakura: We're back! :D
Naruto: About time!
Me: Yeah, we have opne more question, and Sakura, it's for you.
Sakura: Yay! Well, tell me. What's the question?
Me: The last question is, "About Sakura's hair color, did she get that from her mom? Just wondering."
Sakura: Oh well, you see...
Me: Story time?
Sakura: Yeah, sure.
Everyone: (Cheers)
------Story Time Rocks!------
Everyone is gathered around Sakura who is sitting in a big red chair.
Sakura: When I was about 6 years old, I had white hair. Kind of like your's Sensei! Anyway, when I was 6, I decided that my hair needed a bit more color in it, so I decided I wanted Red hair.
Naruto: Red is what color the chair is!
Everyone sweat drops, except for Naruto who is rather proud of himself.
Sakura: Yeah, continuing...I got some hair dye and put it in my hair. When I washed my hair it was pink instead of red! I was very upset. ): But then I remembered that when you mix red and white, you got pink! So, I was happy that I was the only one with pink hair. The End.
------End Story Time------
Me: What an awesome story!!! I love stories!!
Kakashi: (Is writing on a notepad) Almost done.
Naruto: What are you writing Sensei?
Kakashi: (Turns red) Stuff. You'll see when you're older.
Naruto: Man, I'm always told that...(pouts)
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Thanks for reading this chapter! :D
Again sorry for such a long...um...delay. (sweat drop)
I really hope I'll be forgiven. (Gives chibi eyes) Pretty please for your forgiveness? (:
Please enjoy this super long chapter. It will ease my guilt by .01% ):
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Out of nowhere 4 ninjas are popped into a closet room.
Naruto: Hey, I remember this room. This is where that crazy authoress girl held us hostage, I don't remember how we got out last time though....
Sakura: Honestly Naruto, you wouldn't remember your head if it wasn't attached.
Kakashi: Now, now, play nice you two.
Sai: I don't think I've even been here before....
Naruto: Man, be glad you haven't. You see there's this crazy girl that pops in out of nowhere. She's like obessed with Kiba and-
Sai: (Interrupting Naruto) You mean the dog boy?
Naruto: Yeah! But like I was saying, this crazy girl pops in and makes us answer this questions.
Sai: (gulp) What kind of questions?
Kakashi: Oh horrible ones. Questions that make you look deep within your soul...But you can handle that, right?
Sai: (Faints)
Me: I'm back guys!!! You miss me? :D
Sakura: (hugs me) I did! Didn't we have so much fun last time?
Me: Uh...can't remember!
Sakura: (sweat drop)
Naruto: Ah!!! The crazy girl!! Run!!
Me: Hey, I just need you to answers some questions...(gives chibi eyes)
Kakashi: Don't you want to help out such a fine young lady, Naruto?
Naruto: Fine, Fine. Let's just get this over with....):
Me: Yay!! (Hugs Naruto) Thanks Ru-Ru!!
Naruto: What's a Ru-Ru?
Me: My new name for you. (: You like it?
Naruto: Well....uh....sure?
Me: Yay! We can discuss names later though. On to the questions...
Okay, first one says, "Why doesn't Naruto realize that Hinata has a crush on him? Almost everyone knows that she likes Naruto right?"
Kakashi, Sakura, Sai: Who doesn't know that?
Naruto: Hinata has a crush on me?! When did this happen? Man, now I got to go rent some nice looking clothes, buy more ramen, get some money, I'm poor, umm...and I got to do other things too. Man...):
------Somewhere at the Hyuga Household------
Hinata: Naruto-kun is going to ask me out? (faints)
Neji: (Walks by) Hinata! Hinata, are you okay?! (Helps Hinata to her room)
------Back In The Closet------
Sakura: Are you going to ask her on a date or something, Naruto?
Naruto: I thought I was supposed to. I am supposed to right?
Sai: Well, actually, you don't ha---
Sakura: You shut up. He's going to ask her and you are going to like it. )-:<
Sai: (Gulps) Yes ma'am....
Kakshi: (Sweat drops) Now that that's out of the way, any other questions, Miss...
Me: Just call me The Last Flute Standing. (Heroic Background Shown) or ya know you can always just call me Dani, my bestie does...(sweat drop)
Everyone: Okay then....Dani.
Me: (Sweat Drop) Next question is, "Why is Kakashi-sensei always making up LAME excuses for being late?"
Naruto: Ha! About time somebody point that out!
Kakashi: (In a cornor, in the fetal position) People think my excuses are...lame? But, what else am I going to say? I can't tell the truth. The truth isn't exciting...(cries)
Everyone Else: (Sweat Drop)
Naruto: Why don't you try telling the truth anyway?
Kakashi: I guess it wouldn't hurt to try. Just don't blame me when you all go and get bored for the reasons....
Sakura: I promise, Sensei, we won't get bored.
Sai: Moving on. Next question please, Miss. (:
Me: Okay then. Third question reads, "Why does Sai call Ino "beautiful" but calls Sakura "hag"? Does Sai like Ino better than Sakura? (Having pink hair is very unique, by the way! :D)"
Sai: (stammers) I...well...uh...Do I have to answer?
Me: Yes! You totally have to answer! :D
Sakura: Oh, I can't wait to hear this...
Sai: I do that because...well...are you sure I have to answer?
Me: You better hurry up and answer or else. (Seen cracking knuckles)
Sai: IOnlySayThatBecauseIDon'tWantYouToFindOutHowIFeel.
Sakura: Can you say that a bit slower, please?
Sai: I. Only. Say. That. Because. I. Don't. Want. You. To. Know. How. I. Feel.
Sakura: (Blushes) Oh, really, well, uh..I um...(pulls Sai to the other side of the closet)
Naaruto: I wonder what they're doing...
Kakashi: Do we really want to know?
Naruto: Yes!
Me: No!
Naruto: No?
Me: No. Trust me, my little Ru-Ru. (:
----5 minutes pass----
Kakashi: Got any 7's?
Me: Go Fish! Ru-Ru, got any 8's?
Naruto: Fish Time!!
Me: You mean "Go Fish?"
Naruto: Sure. Let's Go with That.
----5 more minutes pass----
Sakura: We're back! :D
Naruto: About time!
Me: Yeah, we have opne more question, and Sakura, it's for you.
Sakura: Yay! Well, tell me. What's the question?
Me: The last question is, "About Sakura's hair color, did she get that from her mom? Just wondering."
Sakura: Oh well, you see...
Me: Story time?
Sakura: Yeah, sure.
Everyone: (Cheers)
------Story Time Rocks!------
Everyone is gathered around Sakura who is sitting in a big red chair.
Sakura: When I was about 6 years old, I had white hair. Kind of like your's Sensei! Anyway, when I was 6, I decided that my hair needed a bit more color in it, so I decided I wanted Red hair.
Naruto: Red is what color the chair is!
Everyone sweat drops, except for Naruto who is rather proud of himself.
Sakura: Yeah, continuing...I got some hair dye and put it in my hair. When I washed my hair it was pink instead of red! I was very upset. ): But then I remembered that when you mix red and white, you got pink! So, I was happy that I was the only one with pink hair. The End.
------End Story Time------
Me: What an awesome story!!! I love stories!!
Kakashi: (Is writing on a notepad) Almost done.
Naruto: What are you writing Sensei?
Kakashi: (Turns red) Stuff. You'll see when you're older.
Naruto: Man, I'm always told that...(pouts)
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Thanks for reading this chapter! :D
Again sorry for such a long...um...delay. (sweat drop)
I really hope I'll be forgiven. (Gives chibi eyes) Pretty please for your forgiveness? (:
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