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The Ripper
1 reviewAUTHOR NOTE, PLEASE READ! A Vampire Romance starring the beautiful boys of MCR ;) Set in the early 1800's, France. A very different story to what i'd normally write, but what the heck! :D xo
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The Ripper
(#) Review 2012-06-27
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
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