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Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Published: 2010-08-01 - Updated: 2010-08-01 - 2950 words - Complete
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”One… two… three” Harper shouted as we threw back our fifth shot of the night.

”Holy shit that was disgusting” I gasped before gulping back my strawberry daiquiri to get rid of the burn from the Jagermeister.

“I’m having so much fuuuuunnn” Harper laughed grabbing my hands and dragging me onto the dance floor. I danced with her for a few minutes until Carolyn stepped in and I could escape. I made my way through the club to find Joe. I felt like I should tell him what happened earlier. The alcohol only fuelled the mad thoughts of it being ‘the right thing to do’. I couldn’t find him so I headed to my dressing room to fix my make-up again. I swung open my door and Joe looked up from the couch. I just kind of stood in the doorway trying to figure out what was wrong with the picture I was seeing. It was only when the blond girl got up and ran past me pulling her skirt back down and Joe was struggling back into his jeans that my drunken mind clicked what was going on.

I just shrugged as Joe opened his mouth to explain.

”S’okay, I fucked Pete on that couch earlier and semi got off Patrick against that wall” I flicked my thumb over my shoulder at the wall behind be while nodding drunkly. “Y’could have at least done it in another room though.” I pushed past him to my mirror and wiped the flecks of mascara from under my eyes and re-applied my eyeliner.

”You fucked Pete?!” Joe growled behind me. I cocked my head to the side and looked at his reflection in the mirror. He began to pace up and down the room. “And Patrick?! What the fuck Alexis.” I turned around to face him and leaned on the counter in front of the mirror.

”We’re not exclusive. So what’s the problem?”

”They’re my friends Alex”

”So? And eh… hello you were fucking some random girl on my couch when I came in here. Were yeh gonna tell me bout her?” He stopped pacing and avoided looking at me. “Thought so, well I was gonna tell you about Pete and Patrick anywho. I came looking for you so I could tell you. You wanted an open relationship well that’s what this is.”

“Your very drunk”

”No shit! I’m celebrating with my girls. Don’t change the subject either Joe.”

”I’m not. What am I supposed to say?! Like you said, it’s an open relationship so theres nothing more to say. We are allowed to have sex with each other people.”

“We haven’t even had slept with each other yet, but we’re sleeping with other people. Makes sense. I’ve got a drink waiting for me and some lovely ladies so s’cuse me” I pushed past him and he wrapped an arm around my waist pulling me back to him. His mouth came down on mine. I could taste the blonde still on his tongue and I was too drunk to do this now. I lightly pushed him away.

”Not now. And not here. And I can still taste her on you. I’ll talk to you tomorrow” I patted him on the arm before leaving.

”What’s wrong with yeh baby?” Harper whined as she grabbed my hand and pulled me outside.

”Joe was fucking a blonde on the couch in my dressing room when I went in a minute ago and then I told him about Pete and Patrick and he had a lil bitch fit till I put him in his box being all like ‘Eh we haven’t even slept together yet’ blah blah blah. Ugh this is so much to tell, and then he like face raped me and I could taste the blonde like still all in his mouth and I was like shudder. And then I just said, ‘I’ll talk to you tomorrow’ and I left. Its mad crazy Harps” The cold air had hit me and I was a lot drunker than I had been two minutes ago. Harper was gripping the wall for support as she was laughing hysterically.

”You… called… me… Harps” she roared sitting down on the ground and clutching her sides. I couldn’t help laughing with her as we sat on the floor together. Eventually we calmed down enough to form coherent sentences.

”What should I do?”

”Nothing! What can you do!! Have fun! Meet new people! I have!”

”WHO?! You tart!! Why didn’t you tell me? Who is he?!”

”He’s actually a friend of the glorious Pete Wentz, and by the way I’m really jealous that you’ve like been there with him but anyway. He’s in a band!”

”Eh… duh I know Pete’s in a band”

”The other guy I met you dumb ass”

”What’s his name?”

”Eh…. I can’t remember.” That set off the giggles again and it was 20 minutes before we were able to stand and get back in the club. I had sobered up a bit outside and so did Harper. We were able to walk semi-straight lines now anyway.

“Hey, Lexi! This is the guy I was telling you about” Harper grinned at me hanging off a young guy with dark brown hair and brown eyes. “And this is his friend…. Eh…”

”I’m Ryan. Ryan Ross” he smiled and offered me his hand to shake.

”I’m Alex” I smiled back and shook his hand and kissed his cheek. His lips brushed mine for a moment before he let go of my hand. I blinked stupidly at him for a second before regaining my composure.

”So how do you know Pete?”

“They’re that new band I was telling you about baby” Pete wrapped his arms around me from behind and kissed my cheek.

”Oh, you’re Panic at the disco right?” I twisted out of Pete’s grasp and he slipped his hand in mine. I saw Ryan’s eyes flick to our intertwined hands for a moment.

”Yeah, well, we’re missing two others. That’s Brendon there who’s wrapped around your friend and Spencer and Jon are wandering about somewhere too” Ryan’s gaze shifted around the club like he felt awkward being the fifth tit between two couples. I slipped my hand from Pete’s slowly.

”Where’s your girlfriend Pete?” I asked sweetly. He shrugged and took another sip of his drink. I saw Ryan relax out of the corner of my eye as he realised myself and Pete weren’t a couple. Pete slapped my ass and walked away “later baby” he called over his shoulder.

”We’re not like…-“ I muttered awkwardly

”Yeah cause I thought that he and Ashlee-“

”Yeah he is its just-“

“You’re good friends?”

”I’m Andy’s adopted sister” Ryan nodded in comprehension.

”So eh… can I buy you a drink?”

”Oh Jesus yes. This is so awkward” I giggled.

”Its weird meeting someone you really admire. I’m a big fan of yours” Ryan grinned at me. “Shall we…” he gestured to the bar and laid a hand on the small of my back and led me through the crowd.

I took a deep drink of my daiquiri when it was placed in front of me. I felt a great need to be drunk again.

”Eh... where did Harper and Brendon go?” My eyes scanned the crowd looking for them.

“I think they left” He breathed in my ear as he pressed himself behind me. I shivered as his breath tickled my ear. The sound of his voice made me weak at the knees. I could feel his breath on my neck. I couldn’t focus on anything. “Shall we go somewhere a bit quieter?”

”Em… where?” I mentally chided myself for being such a lil bitch. You’re Alexis Di Milo cop the fuck on. Was all my mind was saying.

”I have an area in the V.I.P lounge” His fingers trailed down the back of my neck. I shuddered when his lips found my skin.

“What are we waiting for?” I breathed glancing up at him. I slipped my hand in his and made my way though the crowd. I spotted Harper and Brendon sitting at a table and I made my way over to them. Harper grabbed my hand and pulled me down to her sitting height as Brendon and Ryan engaged in conversation.

”What do you think?!” She hissed excitedly in my ear.

”Brendon seems lovely” I smiled back at her.

”What about Ryan?! You two seem cosy”

”There’s something about him Harper. He makes me go weak by just looking at me!” I giggled.

”Well there’s nothing stoppin’ yeh bby so go get em’ tiger”

”How bout you and Brendon eh? You two got friendly real quickly” I winked.

”Eh… Can I stay in yours tonight?”

”No bother babe. You have a key. Why though?”

”I live with my brother… y’know” It took me a few moments to get it but my alcohol soaked mind caught up in the end.

”Oooooohhhh right… Anytime. Just put a sock on the door or something please” I laughed and kissed her cheek. She mumbled something along the lines of shut up whoreface as she swotted me away.

”Ready” Ryan asked as he offered me his hand.

”Always” I smirked as I followed him to the V.I.P area.

Pete
I was really hoping she wouldn’t meet Ryan tonight. He’s too smooth for his own good. Then again she knows what she’d doing too. She made sure to bring up Ashlee so that Ryan knew she was single. I took another swig of the drink in my glass and drained the cup before pouring myself another. I flicked through the cameras on the screen in front of me and brought the private room up on the big screen to watch they’re every move.


Joe

She didn’t take any notice of me as she pushed past me. I don’t think she saw me. I pushed the blonde girl away from me again so I could watch where they were going.

”Joe baby. Can we go back to yours?” Her voice was so fucking whiney. It took all my power not to physically launch her from the balcony.

”Not tonight Britney” I took another drink.

”It’s Amber, silly. You know that” she giggled and tried to wrap herself around me again. I drained my drink and turned my attentions back to her. She was nothing compared to Alex but maybe if I drank enough…

Patrick

I was gonna wear a track in the carpet if I didn’t stop pacing. I waited and waited for her to come back to her dressing room but she never did.

Where are you? Can you meet me in your dressing room? I hit the send button and waited.

Alex

I shifted nervously on the couch next to Ryan as I tried to look interested in what he was talking about. I couldn’t comprehend what exactly he was chattering on about. I think I had finally caught up to Harper in drunkenness. Instead of listening to his words I watched how he talked.
He was clearly very passionate about what he was talking about. I wish I had the attention span to listen but sure, I can’t be perfect all the time. He talked with his hands. He made big gestures and seemed very excited. I heard Pete’s name mentioned more than once.

Pete… Ah… he is great isn’t he. My mind wandered back to my dressing room and what happened earlier.

”Alex?” A pair of fingers snapped in front of my face.

”Hi!”

”Are you okay?”

”I’m very drunk” I giggled. “Sorry, my mind wandered for a second.”

”It looked like it wandered somewhere good” he tucked a strand of hair behind my ear and shifted closer to me.

”It was real good” I breathed drifting back.

”Alex?”

”Right, sorry. Attention span of a pea. I’m in no form for conversing now anyway”

”That’s grand with me” he smirked pushing me back to lay on the couch as he covered my body with his. His lips found mine in a fierce kiss. He nibbled on my bottom lip before kissing my neck and grazing my earlobe with his teeth. His hands grazed over the exposed skin of my neck and chest.

”Stop!” I sat up suddenly and slid away from Ryan. He dropped his head into his hands. I took a few minutes to catch my breath before standing up. “I can’t do this. My life is fucked enough without another guy in the mix.”

”What do you mean another guy?” his head snapped up. I smoothed down my hair and fixed my dress.

”You wouldn’t understand. And anyway, it’s private.”

”Nothing about you is private when you’re famous Alexis”

”Theres a lot about me I keep very private… And anyway you don’t even know me. I gotta go. I’ll see you around.”

“Wait, don’t leave yet. I… I would like to get to know you if that’s okay.”

”Uh… okay. But not now. I’m really drunk and probably more honest than I should be with a stranger” I laughed.

”Fair enough. Could I call you sometime?” A light buzzing above my head made me look up. The security camera just stopped moving as it pointed straight at me.

”Motherfucker don’t fucking move from that chair. We’re gonna have a chat about this Peter.” I hissed pointing at the lens. “I’m sorry Ryan. Can you maybe just go find Harper and get my number off of her? I’ll find you again in a while.” I went over and kissed him lightly before storming out of the room and upstairs to Pete’s office.

”What the actual FUCK do you think your doing?!” The handle of the door embedded itself in the plaster board of the wall when I flung it open. Pete’s back was still to me as he watched Ryan pacing in the V.I.P room before he swung the door open and stormed out.

”I’m keeping an eye on my interests” he finally turned to look at me “And what fine interests they are” his eyes travelled up and down my body with a smirk on his face.

”For once Pete, I’m not in the mood for your bullshit. Why were you watching me?”

”Why does it matter?”

”It’s fucking weird. I mean you have a girlfriend Pete. Why are you fucking around with me and watching what I’m doing when you should be with your girlfriend?”

”You enjoy it Alex. You love to have people watching you. It’s why you do what you do.”


“You haven’t answered my questions Pete.”

”I enjoy fucking around with you Alex. My girlfriend has nothing on you.”

”Then why date her?”

”Why not?”

”Be serious for once in your life Pete.”

” I’m dating her because I can’t have you.”

”We’re still sleeping together. What more do you want Pete?”

”I want it all Alex.” He got up from his chair and crossed the room to stand in front of me. “I want there to be an us again. I want everything that comes with a relationship. I want you.” To be truthfully honest, seeing Pete like this, this sick sort of desperation did nothing for me.

”I don’t want that with you. I did once and you crushed me”

“I’ve already apologised for that Alex”

”Break up with your girlfriend so Pete and prove to me that you want this.”

”Alex…-“

”That’s fine Pete. You always did talk shit. Call me when you grow a pair” I snapped as I stormed out of his office.

Why was it always so impossible to just have a normal night that didn’t involve stupid men and the problems they caused. That and my insatiable need to always be such a whore with any man I meet.

Then again. Fuck it. I’m Alexis Di Milo and you only live once. I might as well live it up when I’m young!

”Strawberry daiquiri and make it good” I winked at the bartender. I sipped my drink as I leaned on the bar and people watched. I watched as Joe headed for the front door with the blonde in tow. Patrick exited a door to my left that came from the dressing rooms, he didn’t see me. A brunette girl went over to him and started talking to him, I couldn’t hear what they were saying obviously but she was clearly flirting with him. I watched him flirt back before taking her hand and following Joe out the door. I spotted Harper over in the far corner with Brendon, laughing at something he said. I’d leave her alone. I can’t keep laying all my problems on her all the time. Ryan sat next to the happy couple with his head in his hands. I watched him stand and say something to the two before leaving the club as well.

I went back to my dressing room and packed up my things before leaving out the back door to go home on my own for the first time in my life.
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