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gerard: "hey horse, do you think you could seeded up the song?"
horse: "neigh"
gerard: -__- "whose idea was it to have an effing HORSE AS OUT DRUMMER"
mikey:"it's not my fault i thought it was a unicorn"
gerard: *facepalm"
gerard: "well can we as least get through one song?"
mikey: "MY COOKIE IS GONE!" sobs
horse:"NEIGH"
ray:"THAT IS NOT COTTON CANDY! THAT IS MY HAIR!"
next day:
ray: "FRANK! why didn't the hot glue worked? my hair fell out last night :'("
frank: "wear it out to stage like that, it will start a fashion statement"
ray: o.O "I AM NOTHING WITH OUT THE FRO!"
mikey: "so sad but so true"
gerard: "hey, where is the horse?"
mikey: "well.......i took it out for a walk and i dropped the leash."
ray: "who the hell has a leash for a effing horse"
frank: "yeah, well who the hell wears their fro like that?"
ray: "ITS YOUR FAULT, YOU HOT GLUED MY HAIR! I HAVE TO GO PICK OFF THE GLUE NOW" slams door
frank: "drama queen"
1 minute later
random guy named kevin "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, YOU'RE ON IN TEN MINUTES"
ray busted the door down "WHAT NO! MY FRO WILL NEVER GROW BACK IN TIME!"
frank "relax, i got that crap that makes you're hair grow make, you know a membership to men's hair club"
ray "DON'T YOU HELP ME AGAIN, I STILL HAVE GLUE PLASTERED TO MY SKULL"
frank "DON'T YELL AT ME! I OWN YOUR FACE FOOL!"
mikey "who the hell are you Mr.T?"
frank "NO I AM MR.F"
gerard "we need to find the horse, we have no one to drum for us"
mikey "its a good thing it likes....COOKIES!" pulls cookies out of ray's half of fro
ray "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP PUTTING STUFF IN THERE
mikey "sorry"
frank "aw! how could you be mad at that?"
mean while outside
gerard "COME HERE HORSE" wails cookies all over the place, horse comes out of nowhere and tramples gerard
gerard "OH MY BOB SOMEBODY SAVE ME!"
mikey "MY COOKIES"
ray "MY HAIR"
frank "MY NINJA POWER!"
Five minutes until the show:
gerard: uses the force to kill the horse "THANKS FOR HELPING ME!"
mikey: sob the SECOND DAY A ROW THAT MY COOKIES HAVE BEEN KILLED, FIRST BY MY ASS THEN SECOND BY GERARD! breaks down
frank: "WHAT THE HELL? RAY DID YOU HAIR JUST GROW 10,000 FEET?"
ray: "what?" looks up "HOLY CRAP, IT MUST BE MY FRO POWERS! :D"
mikey: "I WANNA USE IT AS A SLIDE!"
ray: "wait..what! OH MY GAWD! tries to fight off mikey who is climbing his hair
mikey: "come on frank, join me!"
frank: "OKAY! AND THAT IS MR.F TO YOU"
ray: "GO AWAY!" fights them off
gerard: "i am so glad you guys are concerned that i almost died there, but who is going to drum for us since i killed the horse?"
dark figure: "i can help you there"
frank: "mama?"
dark figure: "no it's me' whips off coat in singing voice "a unicorn with sushi!"
mikey: "OH MY MATT! IT'S A UNICORN...WITH SUSHI!" glomps unicorn
frank: "IT'S GONNA KILL US, MUST KILL!" throws ray at unicorn
ray: "WHAT!..NO, IT'S ALL HORNEY!
ray's hair falls out on impact with the unicorn's horn
ray: "NOT AGAIN!"
gerard: "how dose that help with the drummer problem?"
frank: "why not call one of our old drummers?"
gerard: "we left them in the desert with the horse with no name, 'member? that was what we were trying to tell the fans all those weekends."
frank: "oh, right i forgot"
mikey: "MY UNICORN WITH THE EFFING SUSHI" sob
unicorn: "but i am right here"
mikey: "it lived a good life, RIP Unicorn" builds grave
4 minutes until show
unicorn:taps mikey's shoulder "I AM RIGHT HERE, STOP CRYING!"
mikey: "UNI!" gets on one knee "will you marry me?"
gerard: "MIKEY YOU ARE ALREADY MARRIED! 'MEMBER ALICIA?"
mikey: "fuck her! she is NOT a unicorn with sushi! she can no longer satisfy me"
gerard: "oh gawd"
fran..i mean MR.F:"what is that over there"
gerard: "is that.MATT AND BOB?"
matt: "you best believe"
bob: "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE US IN THE DESERT!"
frank: "well, you two are gonna have to battle to the death to see who drums for us today"
ray: "WHAT ABOUT MY HAIR?"
mikey: "i have a solution" evil smile
ray: "i am scared"
bob: turns to matt guess it's a battle then...
ray: "I AM NOT WEARING THAT!"
frank:"oh yes you will"
ray: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
frank: "I OWN YOUR FACE STILL, SO YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD"
ray: "BUT IT'S ALL HORNEY"
everyone: o.O
gerard: "okay this is how the battle will work, you both will fight with drumsticks. oh and it's not a battle to the death, we can't handle another lawsuit."
frank: "awww, i wanted someone to die"
gerard: "are you all ready?"
matt: "hells, yeah"
bob: "ha, to bad matt dosen't know i have awesome drumstick powers"
matt: "now i do"
bob: "crap! i said that out loud? i thought that was in my head!"
frank: "that has happened to me plenty of times"
gerard:"alright, ready.."
matt: lets out battle cry
gerard: "set"
bob: "you going down bitch!"
gerard:"fight!"
bob and matt take a sword fighting stance and use the drumsticks as swords
bob attacks and misses, matt hits bob in the side of the head
bob: "ow! that hurt ya whore"
bob kicks matt in the legs
gerard: "hey! no leg fighting! this isn't Wednesday night!"
both bob and matt get up and have an awesome looking sword fight each blocking the other, finally bob knocks matt's drumstick on the ground
bob: "your dead for" insert evil laugh here
matt: "NEVERRR!"
as bob tries to hit matt with the drumstick, matt grabs ray as a shield
ray:"what..wait..NOOO"
mikey:"I JUST GOT HIS COSTUME ON!"
gerard: turns to mikey "it is the most beautiful costume EVER!
mikey: :D
mikey:"thank you gerard, it took me forever to make it"
gerard:"your welcome mikey"
bob:"RAY! YOU'RE ALL HORNEY!"
matt:"EWWW! HE IS?" throws ray
bob:"NOT LIKE THAT YA SICKO"
*ray stands in his unicorn costume, with snout and horn and all (even a tail) and it's a shiny purple :D)
ray:"THIS IS EMBARRASSING MIKEY"
gerard:"NO, IT BEAUTIFUL!"
frank:"ray yo have no choice BUT to wear it, you're bald underneath that hood"
gerard:"HE IS!? I WANNA SEE!"
gerard tries but failed at taking off ray's hood
ray:"no one must see me with out the fro"
at that moment matt strikes bob in the back of the head with the drum stick
matt:"I WIN!!!!" dose victory dance
gerard:"OH MY BOB! BOB ARE YOU OKAY?"
bob:"ahhhhhhhhhhhh, my brain"
gerard:"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BOB, FOR THIS, MATT YOU MUST PAY"
mikey:"gerard calm down, it's not like bob's dead"
gerard:"NEVER"
unicorn:WHY DID YOU ALL FORGET ABOUT ME?
mikey:"cause i only love Jeanine Ilikeskittles Iero" (i just went down the page and put the first person i saw with a mikey way pic XD)
unicorn:sob
ray:"COME ON FRO POWERS, GROW MY HAIR BACK!"
fro: i am tired of always getting abused
frank:"did your fro just speak?"
ray:"yes it did"
gerard:"i know who the drummer will be.......
everyone:"who is the new drummer?"
gerard:"well, since both of them cheated, bob with his leg fighting and matt with the cheap shit. none of them are"
frank:"well,then who is?"
gerard:"well...
gerard:"i chose....that clump of ray's hair!"
frank:"first you fro talks, then it moves, now it plays drums? what dosen't it do?"
ray:"it is multi-talented"
ray's hair:"thanks gerard, i think it is time we rocked out boys!"
unicorn:begs to mikeyplease take me back!
mikey:"NEVER! Jeanine Ilikeskittles Iero has skittles in her name, that makes her mikey worthy"
unicorn:sob
bob:"but i wanna drum, i miss you!"sob
matt:"they don't deserve us bob, lets go away"
matt and bob hop on their horse and ride off in to the sunset
after the show:
ray's hair:"wow i think that was the best show EVEAR"
ray:"this is werid, having my hair talk to me"
frank:"well, mikey's shoes always talk to me"
mikey:"they do? what do they say?"
frank:"all the time, they say that they are tired of funning after unicorns and coffee'
gerard:"coffee....why do i feel like i forgot something?"
mikey:".....MY COOKIE!"
gerard:"oh right, here i brought you this" :) hands mikey cookie cake
mikey:"OH MY GOD,THANK YOU!......"WHAT IS THAT?"
gerard:"oh god, not you again"
horse:"neigh"
gerard:"I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!?"
horse:"no one kills Mr.Ed
whole band:"you talk?"
horse:"yes i do, and.."
frank:"IT GOING TO KILL US!" throw both ray and mikey at the horse
ray:"ITS NOT HORNY THE TIME!"
mikey:"gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
horse gets knocked over by ray and mikey
horse:"i'm dieing...gerard i want to tell you my last words"
gerard:"wait, you just said that no one kills Mr.Ed!"
horse:"YEA, WELL I CHANGED MY MIND!"
gerard:"okay what are they?"
horse:"i like tacos, and mikey's horny unicorns"
gerard:"horse...(no response)nooooooooo!"
mikey:"it's okay gerard, at least i got my cookies back and we had some adventures day"
gerard:"yea, true, we learn so much about each other today"
mikey:"like ray's hair is multi-talented, frank has ninja powers, and i used ray's hair as a slide"
gerard:"can't wait till tomorrow"
THE END
OR IS IT?
frank: "HORNEY!" (that was for Cheyenne Chesire Rices)
horse: "neigh"
gerard: -__- "whose idea was it to have an effing HORSE AS OUT DRUMMER"
mikey:"it's not my fault i thought it was a unicorn"
gerard: *facepalm"
gerard: "well can we as least get through one song?"
mikey: "MY COOKIE IS GONE!" sobs
horse:"NEIGH"
ray:"THAT IS NOT COTTON CANDY! THAT IS MY HAIR!"
next day:
ray: "FRANK! why didn't the hot glue worked? my hair fell out last night :'("
frank: "wear it out to stage like that, it will start a fashion statement"
ray: o.O "I AM NOTHING WITH OUT THE FRO!"
mikey: "so sad but so true"
gerard: "hey, where is the horse?"
mikey: "well.......i took it out for a walk and i dropped the leash."
ray: "who the hell has a leash for a effing horse"
frank: "yeah, well who the hell wears their fro like that?"
ray: "ITS YOUR FAULT, YOU HOT GLUED MY HAIR! I HAVE TO GO PICK OFF THE GLUE NOW" slams door
frank: "drama queen"
1 minute later
random guy named kevin "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, YOU'RE ON IN TEN MINUTES"
ray busted the door down "WHAT NO! MY FRO WILL NEVER GROW BACK IN TIME!"
frank "relax, i got that crap that makes you're hair grow make, you know a membership to men's hair club"
ray "DON'T YOU HELP ME AGAIN, I STILL HAVE GLUE PLASTERED TO MY SKULL"
frank "DON'T YELL AT ME! I OWN YOUR FACE FOOL!"
mikey "who the hell are you Mr.T?"
frank "NO I AM MR.F"
gerard "we need to find the horse, we have no one to drum for us"
mikey "its a good thing it likes....COOKIES!" pulls cookies out of ray's half of fro
ray "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP PUTTING STUFF IN THERE
mikey "sorry"
frank "aw! how could you be mad at that?"
mean while outside
gerard "COME HERE HORSE" wails cookies all over the place, horse comes out of nowhere and tramples gerard
gerard "OH MY BOB SOMEBODY SAVE ME!"
mikey "MY COOKIES"
ray "MY HAIR"
frank "MY NINJA POWER!"
Five minutes until the show:
gerard: uses the force to kill the horse "THANKS FOR HELPING ME!"
mikey: sob the SECOND DAY A ROW THAT MY COOKIES HAVE BEEN KILLED, FIRST BY MY ASS THEN SECOND BY GERARD! breaks down
frank: "WHAT THE HELL? RAY DID YOU HAIR JUST GROW 10,000 FEET?"
ray: "what?" looks up "HOLY CRAP, IT MUST BE MY FRO POWERS! :D"
mikey: "I WANNA USE IT AS A SLIDE!"
ray: "wait..what! OH MY GAWD! tries to fight off mikey who is climbing his hair
mikey: "come on frank, join me!"
frank: "OKAY! AND THAT IS MR.F TO YOU"
ray: "GO AWAY!" fights them off
gerard: "i am so glad you guys are concerned that i almost died there, but who is going to drum for us since i killed the horse?"
dark figure: "i can help you there"
frank: "mama?"
dark figure: "no it's me' whips off coat in singing voice "a unicorn with sushi!"
mikey: "OH MY MATT! IT'S A UNICORN...WITH SUSHI!" glomps unicorn
frank: "IT'S GONNA KILL US, MUST KILL!" throws ray at unicorn
ray: "WHAT!..NO, IT'S ALL HORNEY!
ray's hair falls out on impact with the unicorn's horn
ray: "NOT AGAIN!"
gerard: "how dose that help with the drummer problem?"
frank: "why not call one of our old drummers?"
gerard: "we left them in the desert with the horse with no name, 'member? that was what we were trying to tell the fans all those weekends."
frank: "oh, right i forgot"
mikey: "MY UNICORN WITH THE EFFING SUSHI" sob
unicorn: "but i am right here"
mikey: "it lived a good life, RIP Unicorn" builds grave
4 minutes until show
unicorn:taps mikey's shoulder "I AM RIGHT HERE, STOP CRYING!"
mikey: "UNI!" gets on one knee "will you marry me?"
gerard: "MIKEY YOU ARE ALREADY MARRIED! 'MEMBER ALICIA?"
mikey: "fuck her! she is NOT a unicorn with sushi! she can no longer satisfy me"
gerard: "oh gawd"
fran..i mean MR.F:"what is that over there"
gerard: "is that.MATT AND BOB?"
matt: "you best believe"
bob: "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE US IN THE DESERT!"
frank: "well, you two are gonna have to battle to the death to see who drums for us today"
ray: "WHAT ABOUT MY HAIR?"
mikey: "i have a solution" evil smile
ray: "i am scared"
bob: turns to matt guess it's a battle then...
ray: "I AM NOT WEARING THAT!"
frank:"oh yes you will"
ray: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
frank: "I OWN YOUR FACE STILL, SO YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD"
ray: "BUT IT'S ALL HORNEY"
everyone: o.O
gerard: "okay this is how the battle will work, you both will fight with drumsticks. oh and it's not a battle to the death, we can't handle another lawsuit."
frank: "awww, i wanted someone to die"
gerard: "are you all ready?"
matt: "hells, yeah"
bob: "ha, to bad matt dosen't know i have awesome drumstick powers"
matt: "now i do"
bob: "crap! i said that out loud? i thought that was in my head!"
frank: "that has happened to me plenty of times"
gerard:"alright, ready.."
matt: lets out battle cry
gerard: "set"
bob: "you going down bitch!"
gerard:"fight!"
bob and matt take a sword fighting stance and use the drumsticks as swords
bob attacks and misses, matt hits bob in the side of the head
bob: "ow! that hurt ya whore"
bob kicks matt in the legs
gerard: "hey! no leg fighting! this isn't Wednesday night!"
both bob and matt get up and have an awesome looking sword fight each blocking the other, finally bob knocks matt's drumstick on the ground
bob: "your dead for" insert evil laugh here
matt: "NEVERRR!"
as bob tries to hit matt with the drumstick, matt grabs ray as a shield
ray:"what..wait..NOOO"
mikey:"I JUST GOT HIS COSTUME ON!"
gerard: turns to mikey "it is the most beautiful costume EVER!
mikey: :D
mikey:"thank you gerard, it took me forever to make it"
gerard:"your welcome mikey"
bob:"RAY! YOU'RE ALL HORNEY!"
matt:"EWWW! HE IS?" throws ray
bob:"NOT LIKE THAT YA SICKO"
*ray stands in his unicorn costume, with snout and horn and all (even a tail) and it's a shiny purple :D)
ray:"THIS IS EMBARRASSING MIKEY"
gerard:"NO, IT BEAUTIFUL!"
frank:"ray yo have no choice BUT to wear it, you're bald underneath that hood"
gerard:"HE IS!? I WANNA SEE!"
gerard tries but failed at taking off ray's hood
ray:"no one must see me with out the fro"
at that moment matt strikes bob in the back of the head with the drum stick
matt:"I WIN!!!!" dose victory dance
gerard:"OH MY BOB! BOB ARE YOU OKAY?"
bob:"ahhhhhhhhhhhh, my brain"
gerard:"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BOB, FOR THIS, MATT YOU MUST PAY"
mikey:"gerard calm down, it's not like bob's dead"
gerard:"NEVER"
unicorn:WHY DID YOU ALL FORGET ABOUT ME?
mikey:"cause i only love Jeanine Ilikeskittles Iero" (i just went down the page and put the first person i saw with a mikey way pic XD)
unicorn:sob
ray:"COME ON FRO POWERS, GROW MY HAIR BACK!"
fro: i am tired of always getting abused
frank:"did your fro just speak?"
ray:"yes it did"
gerard:"i know who the drummer will be.......
everyone:"who is the new drummer?"
gerard:"well, since both of them cheated, bob with his leg fighting and matt with the cheap shit. none of them are"
frank:"well,then who is?"
gerard:"well...
gerard:"i chose....that clump of ray's hair!"
frank:"first you fro talks, then it moves, now it plays drums? what dosen't it do?"
ray:"it is multi-talented"
ray's hair:"thanks gerard, i think it is time we rocked out boys!"
unicorn:begs to mikeyplease take me back!
mikey:"NEVER! Jeanine Ilikeskittles Iero has skittles in her name, that makes her mikey worthy"
unicorn:sob
bob:"but i wanna drum, i miss you!"sob
matt:"they don't deserve us bob, lets go away"
matt and bob hop on their horse and ride off in to the sunset
after the show:
ray's hair:"wow i think that was the best show EVEAR"
ray:"this is werid, having my hair talk to me"
frank:"well, mikey's shoes always talk to me"
mikey:"they do? what do they say?"
frank:"all the time, they say that they are tired of funning after unicorns and coffee'
gerard:"coffee....why do i feel like i forgot something?"
mikey:".....MY COOKIE!"
gerard:"oh right, here i brought you this" :) hands mikey cookie cake
mikey:"OH MY GOD,THANK YOU!......"WHAT IS THAT?"
gerard:"oh god, not you again"
horse:"neigh"
gerard:"I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!?"
horse:"no one kills Mr.Ed
whole band:"you talk?"
horse:"yes i do, and.."
frank:"IT GOING TO KILL US!" throw both ray and mikey at the horse
ray:"ITS NOT HORNY THE TIME!"
mikey:"gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
horse gets knocked over by ray and mikey
horse:"i'm dieing...gerard i want to tell you my last words"
gerard:"wait, you just said that no one kills Mr.Ed!"
horse:"YEA, WELL I CHANGED MY MIND!"
gerard:"okay what are they?"
horse:"i like tacos, and mikey's horny unicorns"
gerard:"horse...(no response)nooooooooo!"
mikey:"it's okay gerard, at least i got my cookies back and we had some adventures day"
gerard:"yea, true, we learn so much about each other today"
mikey:"like ray's hair is multi-talented, frank has ninja powers, and i used ray's hair as a slide"
gerard:"can't wait till tomorrow"
THE END
OR IS IT?
frank: "HORNEY!" (that was for Cheyenne Chesire Rices)
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