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Jeanine's Revenge

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jeanine is gonna get revenge

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro,Bob Bryar - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2010-09-17 - Updated: 2010-09-25 - 1694 words

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word to the reader, this is a work of fiction, people ,such as wife, are my friends that wanted to be in the story. Enjoy

Jeanine:"Mikey, he tried to kill me last night"
Mikey:"I am sure he was bear hugging you! Don't get so angry"
Jeanine:"WHO THE HELL BEAR HUGS SOMEONE AROUND THE NECK!!"
Mikey:"Frank use to all the time when ever I sat near Gerar.....oh well then, nevermind."
Jeanine:"EXACTLY! HE TRIED TO KILL ME"
Mikey:"WHO IS THAT OVER TH....."
Amanda:"HORNEY!"

Gerard:"Well, Unicorn, you might become my new brother in-law if mikey say yes to your question for his hand in marriage. but before you can do that, you must answer one question."
Unicorn:"What is it?"
Gerard:"What is the name of my wife?"
Unicorn:"ummmm....ummmm...umm..............forgot gerard's wife's nameis it Marie?"
Gerard:"NO IT IS NOT, YOU CAN NOT MARRY MIKEY"
Unicorn:"YES I CAN, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO PUNK!"
Gerard:"I CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO! I OWN YOU! I OWN YOUR FAMILY! I EVEN OWN YOUR MOTHER FU*KING HOBO!"
Unicorn:"I DON'T OWN A HOBO! I OWN A HOMO! HIS NAME IS JUSTIN BIEBER"
Gerard:"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HOMO! Now i am meeting with Jeanine later on today, and after that i will decide who mikey will marry."
Unicorn:"FINE!" thinks to himself that he needs to now kill Jeanine so he and mikey can be together forever

An hour later at Mikey's house
Jeanine:"MIKEY! WHERE ARE YOU!"
Mikey:"I AM OVER HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Jeanine:"WHERE IS THA...OH MY GOD!"
Mikey:"KNOCK BEFORE YOU ENTER! WOMEN! WHAT ARE YA CRAZY?"
Jeanine:"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Mikey:"I AM SHAVING, I WAS GETTING HAIRY!"
Jeanine:"WHO SAVES THEIR HORSE! WHY IS THERE A HORSE IN THE BATHROOM! FIRST A UNICORN AND NOW AN F*CKING HORSE!?"
Mikey:"I CAN'T HELP IT! IT IS SO SEXY!" gropes horse
Jeanine:"I wish i didn't see that" covers eyes
Mikey:"YES, WELL YOU LIKED IT! AND YA KNOW IT!"
Unicorn:"HEY YOU TWO HORNEY COOKIES! I AM HOM..OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT! IT THAT A HOR.."
Horse:"NIGH!" kicks unicorn out of the third story window
Unicorn:"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Horse:"NEIGH!"
Jeanine:"Well, I am going to meet Gerard at his home, see you later Mikey"
Mikey:"Yeah Yeah Yeah, just make sure you close that door."
Jeanine:"Aren't you gonna tell me you love me?"
Mikey:"Maybe later"
Jeanine:"sob FINE! MAYBE I WON'T COME BACK! MAYBE I'LL JUST GO FUCK YOUR BROTHER AND FRANK AND RAY AND BOB AND PETE AND PATRICK AND AND AND AND THAT HORSE!"
Horse:"NEIGH"
Mikey:"Jeanine, you know I love you, I tell you that every single day" kisses jeanine on the forehead
Jeanine:"sniffle okay, i'll see you later"
Mikey:"see you later..."
Unicorn:"THANKS FOR SEE IF I AM OKA...."
Mikey:"WHO IS THAT!" uses ninja powers to protect him self and accidental kicks unicorn out of the other window
Unicorn:"DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Later at Gerard's house:
Jeanine: rings doorbell
Kate:"Who is it?"
Kate:"Its me, Jeanine"
Kate;"Oh...well no one is home."
Jeanine:"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! I AM TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW!"
Kate:"well, gerard is sleeping and dose not want to be disturbed"
Jeanine:"I DON'T CARE! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT!"
Kate;"HE NEEDS HIS BEAUTY SLEEP*
Jeanine:"I NEED TO TALK TO HIM!" karate chops the door in half
Kate:"WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOING!....HEY! DON'T GO UP THERE!"
Jeanine: breaks down gerard's door OH MY GOD"
Gerard:"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!..I WAS JUST !"
Kate:"IS THAT GLUE!?"
Jeanine:"IS THAT A MIKEY DOLL?"
Gerard:"sob YES! I was lonely and HORNEY!"
Jeanine:"WHY ARE YOU FUCKING A MIKEY DOLL?"
Gerard:"Well, i have seen mikey grow from a little boy to a strong young man, and..."
Me:"HEY THIS IS NOT WAYCEST! NONE OF THAT HERE!"
Gerard:"FINE! I'LL JUST HIDE MY FEELINGS!" sobs
Kate:"Gerard, all that white stuff...that's glue....RIGHT?"
Gerard:"NO, NO IT'S NOT!! ITS..............DONUT FILLING! pulls donut from his back pocket
Kate:"AWWWW! I WAS HOPING IT WAS..."
Jeanine:"I am going to ask mikey to marry me"
Gerard:"NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST" *jumps out window

1 Hour later at Mikey's house
Mikey:"IS ANYONE HOME!?"
Gerard:"Mikey! I have something to tell you, I, uh,....."
Mikey:"Gerard, i am you're little bro, you can tell me anything."
Gerard:".....I LOVE YOU!"
Mikey:"Well, i love you too!"
Gerard:"NO, MIKEY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I WANT TO MARRY YAH!"
Mikey:"WHAT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YA? ARE YOU HIGH"
Frank:"No, but i am as high as a kite and as horeny as a unicorn"
Gerard:"WHO LET YA IN HERE?"
Frank:"WHO LET YOU IN HERE? AND MY NAME IS MR.F YAH FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" throws Ray at Gerard
Ray:"WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP THROWING ME AROUND! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF IT!"
Frank:"NEVER!"
Jeanine:"NO MIKEY! YOU NEED TO MARRY ME!"
Unicorn:"NO ME MIKEY! MARRY ME!"
Gerard:"SHUT UP, HE WANTS ME!"
Jeanine and Unicorn:"NO HE DOSEN'T!"
Gerard:"YES HE DOSE!"
Jeanine and Unicorn (J&U):"NO"
Gee:"YES"
J&u:"NO"
Gee:"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO NO NO NO"
Koolaid man:"OH YEAH!"
Gerard:"I TOLD YOU TO STOP RAPING MEH!" throws babies at koolaid man
Koolaid man:"OH NO YOU DIDN'T BITCH" grabs out lightsaber "IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BITCH!"
Gerard:pulls out his lighsaber "BRING IT!"
gerard and koolaid fight, but blocking each other, that is until gerard uses the force and knocks koolaid out of a random near-by window
Koolaid:"DAMN YOU!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS WAY! YOU WILL PA...." breaks into pieces as he lands on the ground
Gerard:"WHO IS PAYING FOR IT NOW!!" turns around "MIKEY!!! PLEASE MARRY ME, WE CAN BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER!!"
Jeanine:"MIKEY! YOU HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH ME FOR TWO YEARS NOW!! I WANT TO MARRY YOU!!"
Unicorn:"I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE FIRST STORY WITH THE GOD DAMN HORSE!!! I DESERVE YOU MIKEY 'EFFING WAY!!!"
Mikey:"I DON'T KNOW WHO TO CHOSE!!!!!"
Frank:"I DON'T KNOW WHO IS MY MAMA! I MISS HER!!!"
Ray:"I AM SO ALONE!!!"
mini-ray:"I AM HERE!"
Ray:"ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL"
Mini-Ray:"A GIRL"
Ray:":O MY LONG LOST SISTA!"
Mikey:"I WANT MY COOKIE! I AM STILL MORNING THE LOST OF IT!" runs away

Chip: singing "EVERY ONE WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD! BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DIE! NA NA NA NA NA!"
Mikey:"CHIP!!! IS THAT YOU?"
Chip:turns around OMG! MIKEY!? I HAVE MISSSED JOO!!!"
Mikey:"WAIT! I THOUGHT THE HORSE EAT YOU?? HOW ARE YOU HERE??"
Chip:"YOU DO NOT! WANT TO KNOW!"
Mikey: o.O "oh...okay"
Chip:"i am so happy i am seeing you again mikey! i have something to tell you......i want to marry you"
Mikey:"NOT YOU TOO?"
Chip:"yeah, i am sorry i jus..."
Mikey: eats cookie "YOU WERE AS GOOD AS I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE!"

Gerard:"I don't understand Frank......I, I, I told him how i felt."
Frank:"Aren't you married?"
Gerard:"AREN'T YOU A LESBIAN?"
Frank:"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE!!! ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gerard:"WELL...I CHANGED MY MIND!"
Frank:"YOU CAN NOT BREAK A PINKY PROMISE YA WHORE!"
Gerard:"OH YEAH, WELL I JUST DID!!!"
Frank:"IMMA GONNA GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" tackles gerard into a table
Gerard:"NOOOOOO!!!" frank and gerard fist fight
Ray:"HEY!! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!" tires and breaks it up
Gerard:"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" grabs ray by his fro and swings him around
Ray:"OH MY FUCKING BOB! SOMEONE SAVE MEH! PLEASE!!!!!"
Mysterious Person:"HAVE NO FEAR! I AM HERE!"
Ray:"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!?!?"
Mysterious:"THAT DOSE NOT MATTER I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!!!" saves ray
Ray:"WHO ARE...." gets thrown against a couch
Mysterious:"NOW I SHALL ASK MIKEY TO MARRY ME"

Mikey:"I DON'T KNOW WHO I WANT TO MARRY!!!!"
Frank:"Marry.........THAT GUY"
Taboo Nighthawk: "WHO ME??"
Frank:"YEAH YOU!!"
Taboo:"I DON'T WANT TO MARRY HIM!!! I AM GONNA MARRY THIS.........TWINKIE!!" shows frank a twinkie
Frank:"NO TWINKIE FOR YAH!!!" throws twinkie
Taboo:"HOW COULD YOU!! I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!" throws frank
Frank:"OH GOD!!!! MIKEY WATCH OU..." hits mikey in the face, which causes a kiss
Mikey:"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Frank:"YA KNOW YOU LIKED IT!!! DON'T LIE!"
Mikey:"YEAH, maybe i should marry you" sarcasm
Frank:"REALLY!!??!! I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE MARRIED TO A WAY!"
Mikey:"NO I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT!"
Frank:"sob WHY DID YOU LEAD ME ON?!?!" runs away
Mikey:"sigh I guess i have to make this decision"

1 day later at mikey's house
Mikey:"I HAVE MADE MY DECISION"
Jeanine:"IS IT ME?"
Gerard:"IS IT ME?"
Unicorn:"IS IT ME?"
Koolaid man:"GERARD F*CKING WAY!!!! I HAVE COME BACK FOR MY VENGENCE!"
Frank:"YOU LEAVE GERARD ALONE FREAK!!!!" throws ray at koolaid man
Ray:"NO!!!HE'S ALL WET!!!!!!"
Koolaid Man:"OH NO!" brakes again
Ray:"NOW I AM ALL WET!!"
Frank:"FOR ME!"
Ray:"WHAT!?!?!"
Frank:"nothing......."
Mikey:"I HAVE MADE THE DECISION....I AM GONNA MARRY.."
Mystery: "MIKEY! WAIT I WANT YOU!! I LOVE YOU!!!"
Mikey:"WHO ARE YOU?"
Mystery:"I AM...........Cheyenne,a bag of M&M's and BOB!"
Mikey:"and you all want to marry me?"
Everyone in the room:"YES"
Mikey:"I CHOSE...JEANINE!!"
Gerard:"WHAT sob WHY NOT ME MIKEY?"
Mikey:"cause that will be frowned a pond and plus, it just can't happen."
Kate:"I'LL TAKE YOU BACK GERARD!!!"
Gerard:"OKAY!!!! hugs kate"
Ray:"are you people gonna respect me and stop throwin..."
Frank:throws ray in to the toilet
Ray:"DAMN IT FRANK!!"
Frank:"SHUT UP FOOL!! BEFORE I COCK SLAP YOU!!"
Ray: o.O
Cheyenne:"WHAT ABOUT MEH?"
Bag of M&M's:"I'LL MARRY YOU!!!"
Cheyenne:"OKAY! :D"
Bob:"WHY DO I LOSE EVERYONE!?!?!"
Ray:"you still have me
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