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Omegle... Best conversation ever

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2010-11-09 - Updated: 2010-11-09 - 1100 words - Complete

0Boring
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Gerard?

Stranger: ...Frank?

You: SUNSHINE!!

Stranger: BUT PLUG!

You: *BUTT

You: TWO T'S

Stranger: MY BAD.

Stranger: I dropped out of college remember?

You: YOU SHOULD STILL BE ABLE TO SPELL BUTT

Stranger: I'M SORRY I CAN'T MEET ALL YOUR STANDARDS MISTER BIG COMIC BOOK SINGER STAR.

Stranger: T_T

You: BOOOO =[

Stranger: wait.

Stranger: is this bert?

You: Nah, its Quinn, I'm jus fuckin with yeh

Stranger: Damn it Quinn, every single time.

Stranger: Does Berty-butt still talk about me?

Stranger: He still mad? Still writing songs about moi?

You: Nah dude, we're fuckin now so he on't miss you no more.

Stranger: That shits my territory bro.

You: Not no more bitch

Stranger: >:( HEY.

Stranger: Just because we don't talk anymore doesn't mean that you guys can just fuck.

You: WHY DO YOU THINK HE HASN'T CALLED YOU IN A YEAR?!

Stranger: WE WERE TAKING SOME TIME APART OKAY?!

You: Hes with me now.

You: Get the message

You: Its me he falls asleep with every night now

Stranger: Fuck you Quinn! You don't know him like I do!

Stranger: He doesn't love you!

You: I know him even better

You: He told me he did an hour ago

You: when we were fucking

Stranger: I don't fucking believe you!

Stranger: Bert wouldn't do that.

Stranger: He wouldn't do that to me.

You: Is your phone ringing now?

Stranger: ...n...yes.

Stranger: I'm not answering.

You: IS HIS NAME ON YOUR SCREEN NOW?

Stranger: Is that you, or did you just get lucky.

Stranger: QUINN STOP IT.

You: Thats Bert calling to say he don't love you like he did yesteryear

Stranger: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME.

You: BECAUSE HES MINE

Stranger: It's not true...he doesn't mean it!

Stranger: HE DOESN'T!

Stranger: HE LOVES ME.

Stranger: HE TOLD ME SO MANY TIMES.

You: ANSWER YOUR PHONE AND HE'LL TELL YOU HIMSELF

You: HE LOVES ME NOW. YOUR JUST A NOBODY

Stranger: THIS ISN'T REAL.

You: OH IT IS

Stranger: This isn't happening to me...

You: IT IS BITCH

Stranger: Bert loves me, he does...he's told me.

You: HES SUCKIN MA DICK RIGHT NOW UNDER MY DESK

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: NO.

Stranger: WE USED TO DO THAT.

You: NOW WE DO THAT. ITS OUR THING THAT WE DO NOW. WE DO IT

Stranger: IT ISN'T YOUR THING. IT WAS OUR THING. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN DO THAT THING WITH THE
PINEAPPLE RINGS!

You: OH, THAT.... WHO DO YOU THINK SHOWED HIM HOW TO DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?! i BET YOU
DID THE THING WITH THE AUBERGINE TOO?

Stranger: T_T YOU'RE LYING QUINN. YOU'RE A LYING PIECE OF SHIT.

Stranger: THE AUBERGINE THING WAS HIS IDEA.

Stranger: IT WAS, IT WAS!

You: ITS BEEN ME, ITS ALWAYS BEEN ME RIGHT FROM THE START. I SHOWED HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS

You: HE WAS STRAIGHT TILL WE MET. I SHOWED HIM THE LIGHT

Stranger: THEN WHY WAS HE FUCKING ME?!

You: I TOLD HIM TO

Stranger: FUCK YOU QUINN.

Stranger: BERT LOVES ME.

You: WE WERE STEALIN YO FANS

Stranger: HE STILL DOES.

Stranger: ...FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You: IS THAT A PICTURE MESSAGE YOU JUST GOT?

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Oh my god.

You: YES

Stranger: That's not...

You: IT IS

Stranger: But I...

You: NO NO NO

You: DO YOU SEE NOW?

Stranger: ...is that...

You: OH YES IT IS

Stranger: BUT I LOVED HIM.

Stranger: HOW COULD HE HAVE DONE THIS TO ME?!

You: HE NEVER LOVED YOU

Stranger: I know I'm a drama queen, and I was a fucking douche about his small drug thing.

Stranger: BUT I LOVED HIM SO MUCH.

You: YOUR LOVE WAS WASTED AND NEVER RETURNED

You: WE PLANNED THIS FROM THE BEGINNIND

Stranger: ...I guess...

Stranger: I guess it's time to go back to Frank.

You: I GOT TO HIM TOO

Stranger: ....no

Stranger: not...not Frank.

You: YES FRANK

You: AND THAT MIKEY BOY

Stranger: THAT'S MY FUCKING BROTHER YOU ASS HOLE.

Stranger: THE NEXT TIME I SEE

Stranger: YOU

Stranger: I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS.

You: YOU THINK NO ONE KNEW ABOUT YOUR LITTLE WAYCEST

Stranger: YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKNUGGET.

You: WHO DO YOU THINK TAUGHT MIKEY TO DO THAT THIG WITH THE MUSHROOM

Stranger: ...

Stranger: MIKEY SAID JEPHA TAUGHT YOU.

Stranger: ...how DOES anyone know about that Waycest thing...

You: MIKEY KEPT A DIRY

You: *DIARY EVEN

You: MY FINGERS SLIPPED BECAUSE I JUST CAME

Stranger: I TOLD HIM NEVER TO SPEAK OF IT TO ANYONE.

Stranger: OR WRITE IT DOWN.

Stranger: FUCK YOU QUINN.

Stranger: AND YOU CAN TELL BERT TO GO FUCK HIMSELF TOO.

You: IS THAT ANOTHER PICTURE MESSAGE YOU'VE GOT THERE?

You: YOU'LL LIKE THIS ONE

Stranger: ...oh GOD..

You: I HAD A FANTASTIC FOUR WAY

Stranger: NO MORE.

You: TELL MIKES I'LL SEE HIM TUESDAY

Stranger: you fucking fuck. YOU FUCKING FUCK.

You: I DO LOVE FUCKING. AND THAT RAYMOND FELLOW... MY MY

Stranger: ...I hate you Quinn.

You: BUT GERARD... DON'T YOU REALISE?

You: YOU ALREADY LOVE ME TOO MUCH TO HATE ME

You: REMEMBER THAT NIGHT...

Stranger: What are you talking about you...

Stranger: ...oh my god.

You: YES

Stranger: I WAS BLIND FUCKING DRUNK.

You: NO, YOU WEREN'T

You: DON'T DENY IT.

You: WE HAD A CONNECTION

Stranger: YOU TELL ANYONE THAT, AND I WILL FUCKING DENY IT.

You: AND IT WASN'T JUST YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH

Stranger: FUCK YOU QUINN!

You: I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU DID.
DO YOU REMEMBER that NIGHT GEE BABY?

Stranger: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Stranger: I don't remember anything!

You: YOU DO

You: EMBRACE IT

You: WHAT WE HAVE IS GOLD

You: NOW.

You: JOIN ME

Stranger: ...how?

You: I'M ACROSS THE HALL

Stranger: ...YOU'VE BEEN SENDING ME DIRTY PICTURES FROM ACROSS THE HALL?!

You: ISN'T THAT WHAT WE ALWAYS DO?

Stranger: While your soft tongue could have been on my DICK. We're talking on a WEBSITE.

Stranger: WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS?!

You: I HAD TO MAKE YOU SEE THAT YOU LOVED ME

You: IT WAS THE ONLY WAY

Stranger: ...wait. Is Bert with you?

You: YES, AND EVERYONE ELSE...WE'VE BEEN WAITING

Stranger: FUCKYEAH.

Stranger: :D

Stranger: (www.donteatthecrust.tumblr.com)

You: ITS BEEN A PLEASURE =]

You: LETS DO THIS AGAIN SOON =]

Stranger: SAME STRANGER!

Stranger: NO DOUBT!

You: lifecameostar.tumblr.com

You: NOW... GET OVER TO MY ROOM

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