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Knock Knock Joke

by Jalex96 3 reviews

One shot :)

Category: Panic! At The Disco - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2010-12-21 - Updated: 2010-12-21 - 327 words - Complete

Brendon’s POV

Ryan is perfect for me. I love him and he loves me. And I just wanna spend the rest of my life with him. How? Ask him to marry me. Mission impossible! Spencer said I’m trying too hard to make it perfect. Kinda true, but I don’t want it to be a stupid proposal. I want him to remember it for the rest of his life.
Ryan and I were in our bed the night I proposed, dressed in our PJ’s. We had just finished watching a movie and we were talking, like we did every night before we slept.
“I don’t like jokes,” Ryan said.
“Why not!” I exclaimed. I mean how can he not like jokes.
“They’re just not funny.” He said. My eyes were wide with surprise.
“I know some funny ones.”
“Try me,” He said, slyly.
“Knock, knock.” Ryan rolled his eyes.
“Who’s there?”
“Lettuce who?”
“Lettuce in, it’s cold outside.” I started laughing as ryan shook his head at me.
“Not funny.”
“Okay, I got another one. Doctor, Doctor! I ‘ve only got 59 seconds to live! I’ll be with you in a minute. Do you get it?” I asked laughing. Then I thought of a really good one.
“Face it Brendon. Those jokes aren’t funny.”
“I’ve got one more Ry. I promise you love it.” He sighed.
“Go on then.”
“Knock, Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Marry who?”
“Marry me?” I smiled.
“I don’t get it…” I took a ring box from under my pillow and opened it for him to see.
“Marry me Ryan. I love you so much and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.”
“Yes… YES!! YES!!! YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!! Of course I’ll marry you!!!” He attacked me with kisses between each word.
“I love you Brendon.” He said.
“I love you too Ry.”

Happy Holidays ;)
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