What do you get when you mix writer's block, an ancient plot device, two maligned characters, and an economy-sized tub of Vaseline? And no, it's not a trick question.
Wasn't this written for the Keyholes challenge I had running a while ago? In any case, this, too, still makes me laugh. I'd actually forgotten that the joke was about Vash's bikini-waxing, so that was a pleasant re-surprise.
i not even gona ask where.
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