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Gale: Hey guys Tsuzuki-San sent O.E a present!
Kamina: Gimme!
Kamina tried jumping for the box but Gale held it away at the last moment.
SLAM!
Onigumo:Whats going on?!
Kamina: Gale made Kamina fall!
Gale: Morning princess.
Onigumo: HEY!
Kamina: Open it!
Gale: Fine but if it's food your not allowed to eat it.
Kamina: Wahhhhh!
Harumi: I've got a Scissor!
Kamina: A Pokemon?
Onigumo: No! and it's Pokè not Poke!
Kamina opened the box inside was a choclate cake.
Harumi: :D
Gale: Yay- ZOMFG ITS ATTACHED TO KAMINAS FACE!
Cake:Grrrrrawwww! I will eat you!
Gale: AHHHHHHH!
Harumi: SCREAAAAAM!
Onigumo: Well this proves it.
Kamina: Dfsa grsg?
Onigumo: Tsuzukis cooking sucks.
Gale: SCREEAAAAAM
Cake: To the story!

Sakura
Everything hurt.
/Owwwwwwww!\
Sakura lowered herself into the tub with a hiss.
The water helped soothe the wounds that marred her delicate body.
/Sa-It would suck to be human right now.-\
/Su-Indeed.-\
Sakura soon felt drowsy and rested her head on the tile wall.
/Just a few minutes.\
She let herself drift and then it happened
"Waaah!"
A familiar wail pierced the air.
"Asato!"
Sakura ran toward the voice, finding a foreign but cruel presence by him, she wrapped him close and growled "Mine!"
This child was hers as this child- and as her lover. The "child" version brought out her motherly instincts and whomever this was had just broken rule one, you touch you die. Or in Sakuras case, you get within 100 miles and I slaughter you. The lesson? Never make mommy mad.
The intruder laughed mockingly "So THIS is what your vying to protect."
She growled low "Are you the one who hurt my Onii-Sama?"
"Yes, but-" Sakura had slashed at the nameless life, a whip at her fingertips.
"And for doing that you will die."
After hurling the bitch Sakura turned her attention to Asato.
"Calm down everythings fine!"
He shuddered "She said you weren't coming back! She said you were dead and that it was our fault."
Sakuras eyes flashed and she dodged a well aim attack.
"This body is MINE! I refuse to dissapear!"
Sakura squinted "THATS what this is about!? You almost kill Onii-Sama and THATS your defense!?"
The she squinted "Oh so saintly! You have EVERYTHING! A name, a boyfriend, kids! I could give you more!"
Sakuras anger only increased. /She wanted my life?!\
Asato wimpered and she cooed soothingly "Hush I'm here, everythings going to be alright."
"Just SHUT UP!"
It attacked and Sakura dogged fluidly.
/Reasons to slaughter:
1. Hurt Onii-Sama
2. Almost killed Onii-Sama
3. She pisses me off
4. Wants to take over life
5. Hurt Asato
6. I need something to vent. .....I think thats enough!\
Sakura pulled out her fan and it did the same.
"Did you forget I'm you?!"

Sakura didn't know how long the fight lasted but it felt like hours.
She had tried all of her magics and used all of the weapons that were allowed with a single arm. /I am NOT putting him down! Where are Sakuya and the others?!\
Yeah today just wasn't her day.
"Just give up!"
Sakura growled "Never!"
"Why?!"
She stopped, laughing "Why? I thought you said you were me."
It screeched "Just answer the damm question!"
"I fight for my loved ones, to protect them from harm. You don't have anyone to fight for."
It screeched.
"I fight to stop those that wish to harm the innocent. What do you fight for?"
"I don't know!?"
Sakura felt an unimaginable power well up within herself, it was familiar but undefinable. The energy felt so loving and caring, it seemed to know everything about her and for every fault it seemed to love her more. Tears fell unbidden from Sakuras eyes. /So loving but so sad.\

It was loving but tired and hurt. The energy flew from Sakura and wrapped the it close.
"Whats happening?!"
Tears still falling Sakura managed to choke out "I'm so sorry."
The energy knew, it knew that this shadow had to be erased and for that it wept.
Flash!
"Nooooo-" The cry was cut off and Sakura doubled over.
/I feel like I'm dying!\
A single wail escaped her lips.
The power rebounded to her. It caressed her face its aura comforting but still sorrowful.
Asato wimpered again.
"It's alright."
Then the dream ended.

"Gasp!"
Sakura woke, broken and upset.
/Why does it hurt!?\
The voices offered her comfort.
/Mi-Calm down.-\
Still the agonizing depression remained.
Sakura curled into herself, waiting.
When she was able to move she got up and rubbed the steamy mirror clean.
/Yo-!!!-\
A new mark rested on her body. It was a silver moon that spun and twisted as if living.
A voice whispered "This is the heart that loves and hates, this is the heart of grievence and joy, thine is the heart of Kami. Use it wisely."
The moon settled on Sakuras left hip and stilled.
/Sa-Why us?!-\
She sighed.
After pulling on a loose blouse and skirt she padded down the hallway and heard yelling.
"Wah! Hisoka don't be so mean!"
"Idiot!"
/Why do they fight?\

Tsuzuki
Hisoka was yelling at him when WHAM I frying pan hit Hisoka in the head.
"Serves you right."
Sakura poked Hisokas head gently, trying to gauge his state of conciousness.
"Will he be alright?"
She looked up "Yeah."
Tsuzuki was elated that his Sakura was up and about, so much that he tackled her.
She winced "Khva!"
"Sorry!"
"It's alright Onii-Sama."
Hijiri blinked "Onii-Sama?"
Sakura nodded "Hey, can we just leave Hiso-Puu here and take Hijiri?"
Tsuzuki was puzzled.
"Why?"
She counted on her fingers "Well Hijiri is easy to live with, unlike some stalkers, and we could say that Hiso-Puu just dyed his hair!"
Now this was getting funny.
"Wait you mean as a Shinigami?"
Nod.
"What about Hisoka?"
"Easy" she smiled "We put him in a dress and say that Hijiri had a twin sister!"
He laughed.
A Britsish voice echoed "Well it's good to see that you two are getting along."
/?\
Tsuzuki turned looking for the voice.
"Well it's good to see you came out of the dark little corner which makes up your mind."
He followed Sakuras gaze to Momogi "Well it took time to grow!"
His jaw dropped and he hid behind Sakura.
/Holy Kami!\
"It can talk!?"
Ichimomo flashed in "We can and we are male Inuten."
/?????\
She rolled her eyes "Look I knew that from the first moment we met, but why now?"
Momogi scoffed "If you knew then why did you keep us?"
"I kept you because my Onii-Sama gave you to me."
Hijiri shook his head "What are Inuten?"
Mokona bounced "I know! Inuten are Hell Hounds who were exposed to vast amounts of Tenshi energy and transformed because of it!"
This ony further confused Tsuzuki.
Hisoka got up "Whats a Hell Hound?"
Sakura shot him a look.
"What?"
"You know what. Now a Hell Hound is a regular dog whoose soul has a very strong demonic imprint on their soul before they're born. Consequently, sed dog is and can be part demon."
"Ohhh!"
She smiled sweetly at him for a second.
"Now you moochers better behave!"
Ichimomo nodded "Of course, we have to since your extra energy evolved us. Plus, your the Alpha."
Tsuzuki was shocked
/Alpha!?\

Sakura
Inwardly she cursed. Sakuras vision was blurry and she did NOT need this.
/Damm animals and their catagorizations!\
/Sa-We ARE the Alpha female, though.-\
Sakura threw her hands in the air "I'm not explaining this. Has anyone had breakfast?"
Hijiri coughed "Well, Tsuzuki made some food."
/Su-Thats his only nontalent. Onii-Sama makes everything so sweet it's sickening.-\
"Well I'll make some pancakes, anyone want to help?"
Tsuzuki raised his hand "Can I help?"
Hisoka made a pleading look.
/Payback!\
"All right Onii-Sama, you can mix the batter."
The two set to work.

Tsuzuki
While stirring he asked "Ichimomo what did you mean by "Alpha"?"
Sakura twitched slightly.
/Touchy subject.\
Momogi answered "Sakura-Samas the strongest unchallenged female, so shes the Alpha female or second in command."
Hijiri was now curious "So whos the first in command?"
Momogi stopped "It depends. If Sakura-Sama mated a male that persons magical energies would rise up to par with her own, making sed person the Alpha male. Since she doesn't have a counterpart the posistion falls to the strongest male in her adopted pack."
Now this caught Tsuzukis ear, like every boyfriend he didn't want competition.
"Adopted?" he said.
Ichimomo nodded "Even to begin with Tenshi are VERY possesive creatures. Since Sakura-Sama faced no competition for the posistion of Alpha female her innerselves wouldv'e almost automatically chosen people for her pack. The selection is entirely unbaised, a persons pack could just be people who are not enimies just mere aquaintences."
Now he was VERY interested.
"So, Tsubasa, who is in your "pack"?"
Her face turned red.
"Uh ummmmm. It's not my fault if anyone gets mad, Sakuya choose everyone when I faught Harumi."
Hisoka blinked "Your avoiding the question."
Sakura growled "I'm not! I just have never had an "inner" before and they're extremely annoying."
Momogi nodded "It's understandable you've lived for over 20 millenia with a single mindset. No ones going to blame you for your inners choices."
She exhaled nervously "At least you understand."
Now that hurt Tsuzukis pride. Did Sakura think he was being pushy?
He looked down at the batter, forlorn.
"Lets see my pack is made of, Watari, Tatsumi, Chiyo, Chika, Umi, Aoi, Hisoka, Ran, Shaw, Haine, Kagome, and....
/Where am I?\
He tensed.
"-Onii-Sama."
Hijiri nodded "Whos the Alpha male?"
Ichimomo grinned "Why Tsuzuki-San of course!"
Tsuzuki exhaled.
Momogi grinned as well "It's good Sakura-Sama doesn't have a feral inner or else she-"
"Shut up!"
Sakura was red in the face and now Tsuzuki was more curious than ever.
/What would happen if she was feral?\
Ichimomo sighed "You really shouldn't be nervous about it. Chiyo-chan and Tatsumi-san went and still are going through it, though they are depraving eachother."
/?????\
Sakura raised a pan in warning.
"Tenshi mates are sex addicted!"
Momogi panted "There I said it."
The pan flew. Wham!
Momogi wobbled in a dazed state "Mogi go nappy time."
And he colapsed.
/Laughing!\
"You" said Ichimomo "really had to do that before the insurance kicked in?"

Sakura
/Shi-VIOLENT THOUGHTS-\
/Mi-Dirty thoughts-\
/Sa-Planning a wedding-\
/Us-Holy shit! We're acting like Mom!-\
Sakura was pissed "Perverted dogs! My visions gone to heck and now I have a deprived dragon, a murderous tiger, and a rabbit who thinks I'm acting like my mother! Are you the ones who have to deal with it? No. Sakuyas planning a WEDDING!"
Hisoka gapped "A wedding."
"Yes."
"Heh."
"What?"
She turned to Tsuzuki who was laughing.
/Us-How can someone think THIS is good?-\
She crossed her arms "What's. So. Funny?"
Tsuzuki smiled "Well it just seems like your inners really like me."
/???!!!\
Sakura shook her head "I admit they all-EWWWWWWW! DAMMIT MISAKI!"
Now Hijiri made a face "What?"
/Us-NOW WE'RE SCARRED FOR LIFE. THANK YOU!-\
She rubbed her head "Misaki's my dragon. Shes always mad and firercely annoying. The worst thing is that shes more pervy than the Count."
Tsuzuki looked at Sakura not believeing her.
"I'm NOT lying! Wait that was hot choclate!? I would never- no I'm not uptight!"
"What?"
Sakura waved a dismissive hand "To many inners freaking at once, sorry."
Ichimomo chuckled "Your not like others of your kind, you think to much."
/?\
"And thats bad?"
"Yes. Tenshi are INSTINCTUAL creatures, you need a step by step layout Ms.Tense."
"Bah!"
Hisoka had a spiteful thought, "So what would happen if Sakura was feral?"
/Ay-Kami loves screwing us.-\
"Well then she would have probably mated Tsuzuki-San by now."
Tsuzuki stopped his giggles "Really now?"
Ichimomo nodded "Yes."
He threw Sakura an accusing glance.
/Huh!?\
"What!?"
Ichimomo snickered "He doesn't get the mating thing. There are NO divorces and it's a LONG process. Sakura-Sama is only thinking of you, Tsuzuki-San, she does not like to rush people. Besides basing upon the marks donning your right shoulder she almost did mark you."

Tsuzuki
/Marks?\
His eyes fell to his right shoulder where the bite marks were.
/Oh Kami, I thought those had faded!\
Hisoka and Hijiri looked like they were going to laugh and Sakura was blushing crimson.
"Heh. It really is funny, without realizing it Sakura-Sama has placed a temporary claim on you, Tsuzuki-San."
/Claim?\
Mokona giggled "Tsuzuki-San is Ms.Sakuras! You smell like Ms.Sakura now, the mark means that other females have to stay away, because your taken!"
Sakura sighed "You REALLY needed to say that? Great, now anytime a woman comes by and even looks at Onii-Sama the wrong way, I'll get jellous and want to smash something."