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Part Nine
Kuja: NOOOOOOO!!!
(Cuddles Bobo in his arms and cries)
A few minutes later
Zidane: Why don't you just cast a Life spell on her, Oniichan?
Kuja: Oh, yeah! Why didn't I think of that?!
(Casts Life on Bobo)
Bobo: Cough...Cough...
Kuja: Bobo!!!
Bobo: Kuja! You revived me! And I'm still in fucking labour! OWWWW!!!
(A few seconds later the baby is born...)
Bobo: It's a girl! I'm gonna call her, OWWWW!!!
Kuja: Strange name, but if that's what you want...
Bobo: You fucking twat! I'm having twins!
Kuja: Oh yeah!
2 minutes later...
Bobo: Finally, you little shit!
Zidane: Steiner's gonna be sooo happy! Oh, wait! Amarant's still got him!
Freya: Oh yeah! I'll be back with him in a mo!
Kuja: And this one is gonna be called, Monkiki!
Bobo: Huh?
Michael: The baby has a tail...!
Dagger: They both do...
Vivi: But I thought Steiner was the dad!
Milly: But Kuja has a tail, too! So Kuja's the dad!
Kuja: But... Their tails are blonde...Mine's silver. The only
other person with a tail that's blonde is....!
(They all look at Zidane)
Zidane: Just what are you accusing me of, Oniichan?!
Freya: I'm back!
Steiner: So am I!
(Kisses Zidane)
Kuja: Steiner, Zidane had an affair with Bobo!