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day 2

by SasuNaruBabyGirl 0 reviews

for violence

Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Sasuke - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2011-02-24 - Updated: 2011-02-25 - 167 words - Complete

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Dear Dairy,
Hey, it's me again. That little dobe Naruto gets under my skin. He pisses me the hell off. I will kill that bastard once this is over. Hehe, I'll cut his head off and feed it to Akumaru for brunch. I really need to get a life. I'm a ninja and i'm obessing over a little freak. Fuck! I'm a dipshit. He really need to get himself a life. God, help me.
I fucked a tree today. The bird wasn't to happy about it though. It was an accident by the way. Naruto had pissed Sakura off and she accidentally hit me and i was using the restroom in a bush. So when she hit me my dick went into the hole and it really hurt. I kicked both their asses then. Pissed me off. Then i read Kakashi's book and well, lets just say i own him a new one.
This was Sasuke Uchiha in 'I fucked a tree(by accident).
Today is July 4.
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