Newly knighted, Gary and Raoul sit late one evening discussing mistresses and moustaches, their friend Squire Alan's uncanny lack of both, when a catastrophic realisation hits...
I know they are fictional characters, but I can see the two of them, drunk and a pair to skunks, hashing over Alan of Trebond! It is really quite funny!
I love this, you have the language down really well. The subtle way of wording things to sound like it is a more medieval time. Really, really good. Keep up the good work.
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