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Lauren:Guess who's turning thirty four today!
Lauren's Weird Friend Who Shall Remain Nameless:Osama Bin Laden?!
Lauren:No......



ARE WE READY,PEOPLE?!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR OSA-GERARD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUU


I hope you fucking sang,or else I just looked like a tool.
Anyway,I'm just really happy for Gerard today :D and I know I sound like such a fan girl there but it's great that he has Lindsey and Bandit now....
and,of course,Frank pervy wink
(I am such a weirdo.)
aaaaaaaaaaaanyway...
I just think it's lovely he's so happy now,with a good life,a kid with a good name and
A FUCKING AWESOME BAND.
I really need to stop drinking Coke this early in the morning.(It's ten past one.)
Yeah,so,back to topic,happy birthday Gerard.You are officially the sexiest 34 year old I have ever seen.
I hope someone makes him a cake....

someone better buy me a molfuckin cake for my birthday,
xo lauren.

PS:yes,that's right,I'm hinting for you all to send me a cake.
PPS:To DeathCookie:I know!I love Chantal,she's so cool.I love "Sugarbaby"-by Morningwood-it's such a friggin good song.