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Gwen's POV

“Alright so I have the chocolate, and marshmallows. Now where the fuck are Shannon and Lisa with the graham crackers and whipped cream?” I stated to myself as I began checking the aisles for the lovebirds.
Ten minutes later, there is still no sign of them; this would have been so much easier without Shannon to distract Lisa, who gets distracted by the stupidest shit. Last time, I found her in the corner of the Wal-Mart back home with silly putty after I searching for an hour. I should have known this was gonna happen with the both took off with shit eating grins once we stepped foot in the store.
I stopped by the chips to think about where they might be; that's where I heard Lisa's giggle/laugh and then a slap. I know its her because her giggle is mixed with a laugh and is so fucking high pitch you get a slight ringing in your ears, and the slap was her covering her mouth because she's hates hearing it. I couldn't help but laugh quite hard when I tried to imagine the face Shannon must have made.
“I hear you my pretties!” I shouted with a wicked witch voice. I listened to their flip-flops smacking the tiled floor and them both giggling like two year olds. Fortunately, the dorks attempted to hide in the next aisle over. I kept quiet and listened to them giggling.
“I bet we lost her again” Lisa whispered.
“Good now, give me some more” Lisa's partner in crime whispered back. What the fuck were they doing? It was soundless for a second then nothing but the sound of the whipped cream being sprayed out of the can could be heard. I slipped off my flip-flops and rounded the corner. I wanted to throw my fucking flip-flop at the two them.
Shannon had Lisa backed up the shelves with his hands clutching the shelve on each side of Lisa's head and his own head thrown back; Lisa, on the other hand, was standing on her toes a bit so she could easily spray the whipped cream straight into Shannon's mouth with a face that looked like she had a major lady boner. I released my flip-flops and let them smack loudly on the floor and scared the shit out of both of them.
Shannon's eyes immediately locked onto mine as he turned his head allowing whipped cream, that Lisa never stopped spraying, to cover his nose, left eye, and some of hair his brown hair in the front. Lisa just continued to spray the topping with wide eyes. After about a few seconds, the whipped cream came to spurting stop. Now Shannon had a mountain of whipped cream in the front of his hair on the left side. The Leto continued to stare me down as my eyes grew wide then I couldn't hold it anymore.
I let out a very girly laugh for a second then I was absolutely quiet; I was laughing so hard that the sight before me that I wasn't making any sound and there were big fat tears rolling down my cheeks. Shannon slowly turned back to Lisa, who removed her hand from over his head by now, and glared at her for a second; he then slowly raised his hand to collect most of the white topping and did the incredible. I fell to the floor, releasing the chocolate bars, marshmallows, and my keys, and was breathless.
Lisa yelped a Shannon's handful of whipped cream collided with her face. Me and Shannon both wore shit eating grins as Lisa began to sputter weird noises like Vito from Jackass. Suddenly, she dropped the graham crackers and a second can of whipped cream, tore off the cap to another can of whipped cream and charged at me. I tried to crawl away, but was laughing so hard, I could barely move.
Lisa covered her palm with the topping then shoved her hand into my face; Shannon appeared from behind her and commenced pointing and laughing. By now I stopped laughing completely. I snatched the can from Lisa, pointed at Shannon and released the contents onto his swim trunks; immediately resumed laughing once again when I realized where it landed.
“Shannon jizzed on himself!” I screamed while laughing, now Lisa had joined me on the floor in laughing at the Leto.
“Oh no you didn't!” he replied quickly seizing the can.
“Wait Shannon don't-” he released the contents of the cold can on the both us before I could finish.
“HEY! What are you guys doing back there?!” a worker at the supermarket hollered while closing in on us.
The three of us froze for a quick second, then scrambled to get up, get our shit and leave. I grabbed the marshmallows and my flip-flops, Shannon snatched up the chocolate bars, and Lisa picked up the other can of whipped cream. There was nothing but silence until Lisa slipped on some of the wasted topping that covered the floor like sticky snow and fell flat on her ass. Me and Shannon erupted with laughter that was cut short by the supermarket worker screaming. The Leto ran over to Lisa, careful not to fall as well, threw Lisa over his well-toned shoulder and was hot on my heels out the door.
Once we finally made it outside, I stabbed the unlock button on my key-chain and attacked the handle on the driver's door. I growled in frustration when the damn whipped cream was making my hands so fucking slippery I couldn't grab the handle!
“Get back here you three” the guy yelled from behind us; just as I opened the door Lisa was already in the backseat and Shannon was just closing his door. I threw the goodies at Shannon and hopped in. A second after I closed my door, the guy started banging on my window like he wanted to break it! If I had my gun, the fucker would back into the store with his tail between his legs. But if I busted, I could be charged with armed robbery because we didn't pay for anything. So that's out. I slammed the gear into drive and sped out of the parking lot.
Thankfully, we didn't get stopped by one red light as we made our way back to my place. The whole ride was silent except for our breathing, which was heavy at the beginning from running. I parked in my driveway, shut the car off and all just sat there; not moving, or talking in the slightest.
Out of nowhere, Lisa erupted with laughter from the small backseat. Me and Shannon both turned around in our seats in the front to face, then we looked at each other and exploded with laughter ourselves.
After about five minutes of nothing but Shannon's deep roaring, Lisa's high pitched giggle/laugh, and my soundless laughter, we finally settled down. We began grabbing the stolen goods and got out of the car. We were walking through my front door that I forgot to lock, when I had a brilliant idea.
“Guys” I whispered, with a devious smirk plastered on my face. We were all standing at the kitchen island by now, setting everything down. Lisa took one look at my face, and mirrored it. Shannon looked at both of us and fear flashed across his eyes before he replaced it and smirked.
“I've got a brilliant idea” I used my excellent British accent to lure them in and sure enough they both leaned in over the island. “I hope you don't mind Shannon but this is might make your brother a bit jealous.” I smirked, knowing damn well it would make him a lot jealous.

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I wrote a whole new chapter on July 7.
For personal reasons, I completely changed this whole chapter, a few things in the previous chapter, and minors errors in the chapter before that. Therefore, I advise you to reread the whole story if you were reading before July 7.
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