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I don't own him. I don't own the band. I don't own the singer. I don't own the LJ meme that I misinterpreted into this little brainspawn. (Bows to Niel Gaiman)
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There was no explaining it. When Aziraphale had checked the inventory a scant fortnight earlier, it had been a near-mint condition 1901 issue of Strand magazine, complete with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's second installment of the highly overrated (but delightfully collectable) Hound of the Baskervilles. He flipped through the aging pulp, noting for the first time what great unease a person could feel upon not seeing mediocre illustrations and inhaling ten decades of dust mites.
Born Farrokh Bulsara to parents of...
An angel swallowed hard - not that he needed to - and reread- not that he wanted to - Freddie Mercury's autobiography.
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There was no explaining it. When Aziraphale had checked the inventory a scant fortnight earlier, it had been a near-mint condition 1901 issue of Strand magazine, complete with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's second installment of the highly overrated (but delightfully collectable) Hound of the Baskervilles. He flipped through the aging pulp, noting for the first time what great unease a person could feel upon not seeing mediocre illustrations and inhaling ten decades of dust mites.
Born Farrokh Bulsara to parents of...
An angel swallowed hard - not that he needed to - and reread- not that he wanted to - Freddie Mercury's autobiography.
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