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It was a boring day at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. The kinda day that brought out the crazy ideas of Ron weasley. And so it all started with Harryand Ron sitting in the boys dormitory."Hey Harry?" Ron asked."Yeah?"Harry asked sitting up on his bed."Have you ever wondered how big Hermonies knockers are?"Harry turned redder then Rons hair itself."Excuse me?!"Harry said suprised."Ron may i ask have you gone mental?"Ron chuckled lazely."Ugh Harry your such a hpyocrit,"Ron started."You think i dont remember that time in the forest with you two?"Harry rolled his eyes "I told you before nothing happened"Harry jumped up of his bed."And besides Hermonies like a sister to me."Ron thought for a moment then grinned."What about the other Griffindore girls then?"Ron asked touching Harrys shoulder.

Harry shook his head and pulled Rons hand of his shoulder."Whats got your knackers eroused?"Harry asked Ron.Ron gasped in a fake shock of what his best friend said to him."Nothing mate im just saying we have the capabilities."Ron said pointing at Harrys chest which held his invisiblity cloak.Harry gasped."Ron seriously?"Harry started you want me to use the present my dad left for me to spy on girls I should hex you right now." Ron paced around Harry for a second then spoke."Well wasnt your dad like a mischief maker."Ron did have a point yet alittle harsh Ron was right."Besides Harry,"Ron said tapping the chest."We have nothing else to do."Harry paced over to the chest then grinned "okay i'm in."

"Ouch Ron that was my foot!"Harry wispered angrly under the cloak."Sorry!"Ron wispered back."This was way much easier when we were eleven." The two boys were heading for the girls showers to catch the griffindore girls in there primitive states."So who do you thinks bigger mate?"Ron asked. Harry rolled his eyes."Ron dont talk to me for the next twenty seconds." IT was quite a journey getting to the girls shower. They passed by many sites Luna and Neville discussing Nargles.Professor Snape reading a old vampire novel behind his office. Ron and Harry chuckled at this site a teacher who appears as a vampire reading a vmapire book. Finally they arrived in the entrance of the showers Moaning Myrtle swirved infront of them. "BlOODY HELL!!"Ron yelled Harry covered his mouthalmost ready to yell at Ron."Whoes there!!" Myrtle yelled."I know your a boy I can tell by the musk of your voice!" Whoes there!" Ron exchanged looks at harry finally Harry got an idea."Sorry mrs. Myrtle," Harry said in a raw impression of Sir nicolace."I seemed to had lost my way and wandered into your chamber by accident I shall go." Moaning Myrtlee squinted her eyes sweat flared o nRon and Harrys faces."GO AWAY!!!!"Myrtle yelled for last messures before leaving.

"Thank gawd that bloody Myrtle didnt snatch us right Harry?"Ron said."quiet,"Harry wispered."you want this to work dont you?" They started to hear voices...girls voices."Ugh oh how I having big knockers."One voice said it sounded odly familer. And when Harry and Ron turned that corner all hell broke loose. Standing in front of the boys was Hermonie Granger there brainy know it all friend nude."Great scott Hermonie!!!"Ro nyelled out Harry fainted revealing his legs under th cloak."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"HErmoonie screamed the other girls ran out of the stalls with towels wrapped around themselves. Hermonie took Ginny's off of her and wrapped it around herself. However Ginny still ran. The only beings left in the showers were a embarssed Hermonie, a flusterd Ron, and a unconcious Harry potter."RONALD BILUS WEASLEY AND HARRY HAMES POTTER!!!"HErmonie yelled."BRING YOUR PERVY ARSES OUT OF THAT CLOAK RIGHT NOW AND FACE ME LIKE MEN!!!!"

Ron and Harry ran as soon as Hermonie gave out her word."We are so dead!!"Ron started."Harry why i ever let you get me into these things!" Harry gasped."Excuse me, but who was the one going on about having a boring day and decided to peak on witches of our year?!" Ron paused for a second."Oh yeah taht would happen to be me."Ron said."I ugh-. "Stupfiy!!!"Hermonie yelled throught the chambers a jet of blue burst behind Ron and Harry. "I can see your feey Ron!"Hermonie corsed."Theres no where to run!" Harry soon got another plan that would save him and Rons arses."Quick grab my hand!"Harry ordered Ron."ugh Harry I know your scared but theres no need to get so emotinal and al-."Harry face turned red,"Dammit Ron im going ta apparate us the hell away!!!"

"Well blimey why didnt you say so." Ron grabbed harrys hand and they sceeted off.HOwever Hermonie manged to enter also. When they finally stopped Harry woke up to find himself in a forest with Hermonie laying atop Ron in a bathrobe. Harry got up and curled his eyebrow in amusment."well good to see you've made up he said." Hermonie opened her eyes and screamed."You dirty lil pervs i knew this was boudn to happen soon or a later so you know what,"Hermonie started.I want a brillent apoligy before I oblivate you two memory ." Ron sat there for a moment."Well since your going to wipe our memories anyway can I just say your knockers are brillent!" Hermonie gritted her teeth."You know what Ron." What hermonie? Oblivate!!!!