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FUCK YO COUCH
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Once apon a time, in a far-off kind of fucked up place...
There Was a Giant Rock named Fliffle McFufferson, It Came across a Sleeping Subjugglator Who Had Indigo Blood like every other subjugglator. It Decided " YOU KNOW WHAT? IMMA FUCK WITH THIS SUBJUGFUCKER." And So It Did. And then the subjugglator woke up and he was like "wHaT tHe MoThErFuCk Is ThIs ShIt :o|" THE ROCK PROCEEDED TO FUCK WITH THIS SUBJUGGLATOR and he was all like "FUCK YOU BITCHFUCKER I'LL MAKE ONE OF MY FRIENDS RAPE YO ASS AND YOUR MOTHER SO HARD YOUR ANCESTOR WILL FEEL IT. ALSO INSANE CLOWN POSSE IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER" Then The Subjugglator got really motherfucking pissed and he was like "FuCk YoUr motherfucking BULLSHIT bitch" The Subjugglator Proceeded to Flip His Shit On The Giant Rock. And the rock was all like "FUCK YO COUCH" (SomeWhere Some Nearby Guy Decided to Fuck his Couch, But That’s Beside The Point.) THEN HATESNOGGING HAPPENED. ALL OF THE HATESNOGGS, ALL OF THEM. Then the rock melted in some lava. THE END :oD
There Was a Giant Rock named Fliffle McFufferson, It Came across a Sleeping Subjugglator Who Had Indigo Blood like every other subjugglator. It Decided " YOU KNOW WHAT? IMMA FUCK WITH THIS SUBJUGFUCKER." And So It Did. And then the subjugglator woke up and he was like "wHaT tHe MoThErFuCk Is ThIs ShIt :o|" THE ROCK PROCEEDED TO FUCK WITH THIS SUBJUGGLATOR and he was all like "FUCK YOU BITCHFUCKER I'LL MAKE ONE OF MY FRIENDS RAPE YO ASS AND YOUR MOTHER SO HARD YOUR ANCESTOR WILL FEEL IT. ALSO INSANE CLOWN POSSE IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER" Then The Subjugglator got really motherfucking pissed and he was like "FuCk YoUr motherfucking BULLSHIT bitch" The Subjugglator Proceeded to Flip His Shit On The Giant Rock. And the rock was all like "FUCK YO COUCH" (SomeWhere Some Nearby Guy Decided to Fuck his Couch, But That’s Beside The Point.) THEN HATESNOGGING HAPPENED. ALL OF THE HATESNOGGS, ALL OF THEM. Then the rock melted in some lava. THE END :oD
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