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If you are reading this then you must be a druwakelyist,as this being our religion you must...
.Pray to our god Mr Andrew Francis Wakely everyday
.Listen to at least one piece of music he is included in
.Don't let ANYONE diss our god.
.If you dislike any bands our god has been in,or is in,you're not welcome to this religion.
SOME COOL STUFF OUR GOD DOES,AND HAS DONE LIKE A BOSS!
Our god is just an epic,singing,drumming,rapping amazing ninja,we are blessed to have him to walk on this earth.You need to remember not to fuck with drums 'n' Kicks.Dru can handle a whole lot of drinks,but not a whole lot of man flu.DON'T FEED HIM GLUTEN.He is one cool beast.We also enjoy the likes of his musical companions Stefan Abingdon and Ashley Horne.Dru has an awesome beard,diss the beard and get hung,with a rope and a stick.There is nobody in the world who could replace our god.He allows for us to get dru-nk like a boss.He also enjoys taking @TMBAREEPIC over the rainbow on a flying bottle of jack daniels.He thinks of himself as being a legend,he doesn't even know why.WE LOVE OUR GOD!
.Pray to our god Mr Andrew Francis Wakely everyday
.Listen to at least one piece of music he is included in
.Don't let ANYONE diss our god.
.If you dislike any bands our god has been in,or is in,you're not welcome to this religion.
SOME COOL STUFF OUR GOD DOES,AND HAS DONE LIKE A BOSS!
Our god is just an epic,singing,drumming,rapping amazing ninja,we are blessed to have him to walk on this earth.You need to remember not to fuck with drums 'n' Kicks.Dru can handle a whole lot of drinks,but not a whole lot of man flu.DON'T FEED HIM GLUTEN.He is one cool beast.We also enjoy the likes of his musical companions Stefan Abingdon and Ashley Horne.Dru has an awesome beard,diss the beard and get hung,with a rope and a stick.There is nobody in the world who could replace our god.He allows for us to get dru-nk like a boss.He also enjoys taking @TMBAREEPIC over the rainbow on a flying bottle of jack daniels.He thinks of himself as being a legend,he doesn't even know why.WE LOVE OUR GOD!
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