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I woke up the next morning feeling Dave poking me in the side, "You got a phone call dude." He said. I sat up, "Who is it?" I asked. "I think it's her." he whispered. I put my ear to the phone and Dave moved in closer to hear better. "Hello." I said. "Hey Cobain. I was at your show last night. It sucked. Just like the other three." She sighed. "Well Nirvana answer this question for me." I sneered. "Her name's Nirvana?" Dave whispered. I nodded. "If the first show sucked then why did you come to the second show and if the second show sucked why the hell did you come to the third show and if the third show sucked why the fuck did you come to the fourth one?" Dave and I slapped fives. "Because I was bored." She mumbled. "Well I don't know about you Nirvana but if I'm bored I'd rather cut my own balls off than watch an awful rock band who have no future." Dave and I slapped fives again. "We have another gig tonight. Since we suck I won't be expecting you to be there." I sneered.