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"Why?" Krist asked. "Well how the hell am I supposed to know?" I asked. "All I know is that she was and still is the most evil little creature that God ever created. Ooohhh she is so evil." I said staring at the ceiling. "Well how do you know she's still evil?" Dave asked. "Because she still crank calls me after all these years." I sighed. "Dude, you've only been out of high school for five years." Dave said. "Well for five years she's been crank calling me. I'm starting to believe she wants to fuck me." I said casually, "Or she wants you to fuck her." Dave said. "Yeah could be." I sighed, "She is hot." "Smokin' hot." Dave corrected me. I laughed and fell back to sleep.