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A bouncer greeted Jeff as he walked in the door, offering to take his coat which Jeff gave him, rolling his eyes as the bouncer eyed him hungrily. “First time?” the bouncer asked, still checking Jeff out.
Jeff smirked at the man “Depends on if you’re asking me about this club or the experience in general.” He replied in his perfected toned down accent and lightend voice.
The man caught on and motioned to a young girl cleaning the floor in the room clean behind him. “Aryana, will you please show this one around.”
The small black/red haired girl quickly bounced to her feet and brushed herself off “Sure sir” she chirped and jumped over the counter, earning her a glare from the bouncer whom she poked her tongue out at before gripping Jeff’s hand and making a run for the plush black velvet stairs. Once at the bottom of the stairs she released Jeff’s hand and climbed the stairs frantically on her hands and feet. Like a cat… Jeff thought.
“Well come on!” Aryana called from the top of the stairs, beckoning at him with her arm. Jeff grinned at her and grabbed the railing, making his way up the stairs. God there were a lot of steps. Jeff now understood why Aryana climbed the stairs the way she did.
“Jesus.” Jeff exclaimed once he reached the top of the stairs.
“I know right,” Aryana laughed “It’s a total trek.”
Once again she latched onto Jeff’s hand and pulled him along. This time leading him to a Bright green door but stopping right outside.
“Okie Dokie. Before I take you on the tour, do you wanna tell me your name?” She asked, smiling encouragingly at him.
“Oh right yeah, My name is Nero” Jeff supplied her with the name he did everyone when he came to these places.
“Awesome! Nice to meet you Nero!” She shook his hand energetically.
Jeff peered quizzically at her. “You sure do have a LOT of energy don’t you…”
Aryana grinned at him again, baring her sharpened canines. “I know, it’s not bothering you too much is it? Damiens been feeding me his energy drinks all night.”
“Who’s Damien?” Jeff asked curiously.
“Oh, he was the guy you met at the door. He runs this place you know!” she told him excitedly, bouncing on her toes. “He hates sticking in his office so sometimes he likes to watch the door with me, but I know he also likes to keep an eye on me, I’m his little kitten, I’m always up to mischief”
Jeff listened as Aryana continued to ramble on, he liked her already.
“Gosh! Just listen to me! I never shut up!” She giggled
“I like it,” Jeff told her “You remind me of myself without my medication.”
Aryana scrunched up her nose. “I hate medication.” She grimaced.
“Yeah, me too.” Jeff frowned “But I gotta take em’ for work.” He told her without thinking. Instantly regretting it when she asked him her next question “Oh, where do you work?” Shit. Shit. Shit.
“Um, ah…” he bit his lip and stuttered having not thought of an answer for a question like that. Usually he would just say he was an artist but in this case that wouldn’t suffice as an answer. An artist doesn’t exactly have to take his medication….
“It’s ok Nero,” She laid a hand on his arm, a look of understanding on her face “You don’t have to tell me.”
Jeff sighed in relief and felt his body relax. “Thanks Aryana.”
“Yerr welcome” she chirped “Now. I think it’s way past time for your tour don’t you think?”
Jeff grinned and nodded at her giving her hand a squeeze as they pushed open the first door.
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“Welcome to the Green room!” Aryanna shouted over the music bumping her shoulder against Jeff’s.
The room was themed in Black, silver and Electric Green. Strobes set the room’s fast paced feeling and the dim lighting set a sort of haze. Jeff took in the set up. To his right there was a black velvet platform that housed a large circle of Green and Black couches that attached together in a ring formation and in its centre sat an enormous steel table, which was also round and in in the shape of a circular saw blade. In the middle of the blade there was a long thick pole on which a Black and Green dressed girl hung by her feet. The girl waved towards them and Aryanna blew her a kiss.
“That’s Ray Ray,” Aryanna whispered to Jeff “She’s fantastic.”
Aryana led Jeff over to a long bar at which two blondes in matching green and black PVC dresses were working like a high speed tag team throwing ingredients and glasses through the air to each other in a show of perfect coordination. They were making the process of serving drinks look like a dance. Jeff and Aryana sat down on a set of plush black bar stools and only moments later there were two blondes right in his face grinning wildly.
“Haya gorgeous-” Started one.
“How’s it going.” Finished the other.
Jeff turned to Aryana and raised and eyebrow “…Are you ALL like this?”
“…Well, in the green room YES!” she responded before turning towards the bar girls. “Tone it down ladies, I thinks ye’r scarin’ him.” She winked at them.
The girls giggled and took a step back. “The names Torah and this is my sister Tivoli” said the girl on the right wrapping her arm around the other girl. “And you’re just gorgeous” Crooned the girl on the left reaching out and flipping one of Jeff’s pigtails. Jeff felt his cheeks heat up and tried to hide behind his hair, laughing internally when he realised that he couldn’t.
“Wha’ thank you little ladies” he winked, letting his accent slip through for just a second to add to the charm.
He laughed as they sighed and swooned. “Awwww! You’re so cute!!!!” they squealed. Jeff laughed and turned back to Aryana who had gotten off her stool and started pulling at his hand again. “There is much to see and I can’t sit still any longer” Aryanna laughed and leaned over the counter giving each girl a peck on lips before pulling Jeff off towards the flashing dance floor.
“Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.Sing
violently, Move the jaw
Cry aloud. Bound up the Dead
Triumphantly”
The sound of Rob Zombie pounded out of the speakers and bodies collided and slid all over each other. Jeff felt Aryana pull him into the swam and he began to dance to the music and check out the dance floor.
At the front of the dance floor there was a black steel DJ box complete with a gorgeous DJ dressed in green and black rave pants and a black tank top with an electric green cross in the top left hand corner. On either side of the DJ’s booth there were Silver steel cages. “That’s Xavier,” Aryana pointed at the DJ “Heee’sss soooo hoooot” she groaned. Jeff laughed and spun Aryana in a circle. “Who are the other two?” he asked gesturing to the cages.
“Wellll, on the left,” Aryana pointed to a dreadlocked girl clad in a black pleated mini skirt with a matching a black mini tee that stopped below her boobs “Is Roxy.” Roxy waved at them before leaning down to adjust her stripy green and black socks.
“And on the right,” she continued, pointing to a young guy with half shaved black hair dressed in a black fishnet top and 3 quarter green and black rave pants. “Is Randal.” Aryana waved at Randal and he licked his lips at her and ran his hands down his chest. “Don’t be fooled,” she snorted at Jeff “He’s as gay as they come.” Just as she said that another guy jumped into the cage with him and they began to make out feverishly “That’s his boyfriend Aslan.” She grinned giving the boys the thumbs up.
“Well, I think that’s basically the whole of the green room, ready to move on?”
“Sure” Jeff shrugged and followed Aryana to another set of stairs.
Jeff smirked at the man “Depends on if you’re asking me about this club or the experience in general.” He replied in his perfected toned down accent and lightend voice.
The man caught on and motioned to a young girl cleaning the floor in the room clean behind him. “Aryana, will you please show this one around.”
The small black/red haired girl quickly bounced to her feet and brushed herself off “Sure sir” she chirped and jumped over the counter, earning her a glare from the bouncer whom she poked her tongue out at before gripping Jeff’s hand and making a run for the plush black velvet stairs. Once at the bottom of the stairs she released Jeff’s hand and climbed the stairs frantically on her hands and feet. Like a cat… Jeff thought.
“Well come on!” Aryana called from the top of the stairs, beckoning at him with her arm. Jeff grinned at her and grabbed the railing, making his way up the stairs. God there were a lot of steps. Jeff now understood why Aryana climbed the stairs the way she did.
“Jesus.” Jeff exclaimed once he reached the top of the stairs.
“I know right,” Aryana laughed “It’s a total trek.”
Once again she latched onto Jeff’s hand and pulled him along. This time leading him to a Bright green door but stopping right outside.
“Okie Dokie. Before I take you on the tour, do you wanna tell me your name?” She asked, smiling encouragingly at him.
“Oh right yeah, My name is Nero” Jeff supplied her with the name he did everyone when he came to these places.
“Awesome! Nice to meet you Nero!” She shook his hand energetically.
Jeff peered quizzically at her. “You sure do have a LOT of energy don’t you…”
Aryana grinned at him again, baring her sharpened canines. “I know, it’s not bothering you too much is it? Damiens been feeding me his energy drinks all night.”
“Who’s Damien?” Jeff asked curiously.
“Oh, he was the guy you met at the door. He runs this place you know!” she told him excitedly, bouncing on her toes. “He hates sticking in his office so sometimes he likes to watch the door with me, but I know he also likes to keep an eye on me, I’m his little kitten, I’m always up to mischief”
Jeff listened as Aryana continued to ramble on, he liked her already.
“Gosh! Just listen to me! I never shut up!” She giggled
“I like it,” Jeff told her “You remind me of myself without my medication.”
Aryana scrunched up her nose. “I hate medication.” She grimaced.
“Yeah, me too.” Jeff frowned “But I gotta take em’ for work.” He told her without thinking. Instantly regretting it when she asked him her next question “Oh, where do you work?” Shit. Shit. Shit.
“Um, ah…” he bit his lip and stuttered having not thought of an answer for a question like that. Usually he would just say he was an artist but in this case that wouldn’t suffice as an answer. An artist doesn’t exactly have to take his medication….
“It’s ok Nero,” She laid a hand on his arm, a look of understanding on her face “You don’t have to tell me.”
Jeff sighed in relief and felt his body relax. “Thanks Aryana.”
“Yerr welcome” she chirped “Now. I think it’s way past time for your tour don’t you think?”
Jeff grinned and nodded at her giving her hand a squeeze as they pushed open the first door.
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“Welcome to the Green room!” Aryanna shouted over the music bumping her shoulder against Jeff’s.
The room was themed in Black, silver and Electric Green. Strobes set the room’s fast paced feeling and the dim lighting set a sort of haze. Jeff took in the set up. To his right there was a black velvet platform that housed a large circle of Green and Black couches that attached together in a ring formation and in its centre sat an enormous steel table, which was also round and in in the shape of a circular saw blade. In the middle of the blade there was a long thick pole on which a Black and Green dressed girl hung by her feet. The girl waved towards them and Aryanna blew her a kiss.
“That’s Ray Ray,” Aryanna whispered to Jeff “She’s fantastic.”
Aryana led Jeff over to a long bar at which two blondes in matching green and black PVC dresses were working like a high speed tag team throwing ingredients and glasses through the air to each other in a show of perfect coordination. They were making the process of serving drinks look like a dance. Jeff and Aryana sat down on a set of plush black bar stools and only moments later there were two blondes right in his face grinning wildly.
“Haya gorgeous-” Started one.
“How’s it going.” Finished the other.
Jeff turned to Aryana and raised and eyebrow “…Are you ALL like this?”
“…Well, in the green room YES!” she responded before turning towards the bar girls. “Tone it down ladies, I thinks ye’r scarin’ him.” She winked at them.
The girls giggled and took a step back. “The names Torah and this is my sister Tivoli” said the girl on the right wrapping her arm around the other girl. “And you’re just gorgeous” Crooned the girl on the left reaching out and flipping one of Jeff’s pigtails. Jeff felt his cheeks heat up and tried to hide behind his hair, laughing internally when he realised that he couldn’t.
“Wha’ thank you little ladies” he winked, letting his accent slip through for just a second to add to the charm.
He laughed as they sighed and swooned. “Awwww! You’re so cute!!!!” they squealed. Jeff laughed and turned back to Aryana who had gotten off her stool and started pulling at his hand again. “There is much to see and I can’t sit still any longer” Aryanna laughed and leaned over the counter giving each girl a peck on lips before pulling Jeff off towards the flashing dance floor.
“Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.Sing
violently, Move the jaw
Cry aloud. Bound up the Dead
Triumphantly”
The sound of Rob Zombie pounded out of the speakers and bodies collided and slid all over each other. Jeff felt Aryana pull him into the swam and he began to dance to the music and check out the dance floor.
At the front of the dance floor there was a black steel DJ box complete with a gorgeous DJ dressed in green and black rave pants and a black tank top with an electric green cross in the top left hand corner. On either side of the DJ’s booth there were Silver steel cages. “That’s Xavier,” Aryana pointed at the DJ “Heee’sss soooo hoooot” she groaned. Jeff laughed and spun Aryana in a circle. “Who are the other two?” he asked gesturing to the cages.
“Wellll, on the left,” Aryana pointed to a dreadlocked girl clad in a black pleated mini skirt with a matching a black mini tee that stopped below her boobs “Is Roxy.” Roxy waved at them before leaning down to adjust her stripy green and black socks.
“And on the right,” she continued, pointing to a young guy with half shaved black hair dressed in a black fishnet top and 3 quarter green and black rave pants. “Is Randal.” Aryana waved at Randal and he licked his lips at her and ran his hands down his chest. “Don’t be fooled,” she snorted at Jeff “He’s as gay as they come.” Just as she said that another guy jumped into the cage with him and they began to make out feverishly “That’s his boyfriend Aslan.” She grinned giving the boys the thumbs up.
“Well, I think that’s basically the whole of the green room, ready to move on?”
“Sure” Jeff shrugged and followed Aryana to another set of stairs.
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