Categories > Celebrities > My Chemical Romance > Gerard Way vs The World
-STAIRCASE-
Brian was talking to some friends of his.
"I told them 'Your sound is awesome. In fact, it's so good, I think you should market it to deaf people, that's how good it is'. Oh, hey Gerard!"
"Hey, Brian."
"Enjoying the party? Just don't drink too much."
"This is just Coke Zero."
"Good."
"Brian, you know everyone, right?"
(Brian Schechter, Age: 28, Knows Everyone)
"I do."
"Could you tell me who this is?" He held up a horribly rushed drawing of the woman he'd seen.
"Yeah, that's LynZ Ballato."
"What do you know about her?!"
"Not much, except that she was born in Scotland."
"Scotland."
"Chantal and Jamia probably know more. I think someone said she'd be here."
Gerard's head shot up.
"Hey, Gee", Brian began, looking around at the other people, "I gotta tell ya, she's pretty hardcore." The next the thing Brian heard was a gust of wind. When he looked back, Gee was gone.
-WHEREVER HE WENT-
Gerard searched through the hoards of people grinding on the floor, but no luck. Then, he saw her. LynZ. She was leaning against a wall, holding a cup in her hands. He walked over to the wall and leaned against it with her. Then scooted closer.
"Hi."
"Hello."
"I like your shoes."
"Thanks. I bought them in London."
"...Am I dreaming?"
"Um?"
"...I'll leave you alone forever now."
"Thanks."
And Then
he stalked her
Until
She left
The party.
-WHEREVER MIKEY WAS-
"DUDE. She's totally real."
(Mikey Way, Age: 22, Little Bro)
"Who?"
"LynZ Ballato."
-CHANTAL AND JAMIA-
"LADY DUDES. What do you know about LynZ Ballato?"
"I heard she has a boyfriend", said Jamia.
"Yeah, what else?"
-LIZ-
"I heard she kicks all kinds of ass."
-BRENT-
"She's on... another LEVEL."
-TRE-
"She's got some battle scars, dude."
-CHRISTA-
"What ABOUT LynZ Ballato?!"
(Christa Erika, Age: 22, Kind of a Bitch)
"You know her?"
"Yeah, I know her. She got a job at Starbucks, comes into my work all the time."
"Does she really?"
Ray walked over. "I heard she and her boyfriend broke up."
"Did they really?"
"Yes, but I didn't want him knowing that, Raymond."
"This is so-"
"Gerard, I forbid you from talking to LynZ. Even if you haven't had a real relationship in over a year."
"Ouch", said Gerard.
"Hey, Gee's mourning period is officially over now. He's got Lunette", said Ray.
"Dating Lunette IS a mourning period."
Ray thought about it a second. "She has a point."
"Besides, we all know you're a ladykiller-wannabe, you jerky-jerk."
"That is SO not true", Gee argued.
"That time with Bert?"
"That was different."
"That time with Eliza?"
"But-"
"That time you dumped Frank for-"
"Me and Frank are all good now."
(Frank Iero, Age: 21, Not 'All Good')
"Gerard, I don't want you scaring off the coolest girl at my party."
"Yeah, I don't know what it is about that gir-"
"FORGET IT, GERARD!!"
Brian was talking to some friends of his.
"I told them 'Your sound is awesome. In fact, it's so good, I think you should market it to deaf people, that's how good it is'. Oh, hey Gerard!"
"Hey, Brian."
"Enjoying the party? Just don't drink too much."
"This is just Coke Zero."
"Good."
"Brian, you know everyone, right?"
(Brian Schechter, Age: 28, Knows Everyone)
"I do."
"Could you tell me who this is?" He held up a horribly rushed drawing of the woman he'd seen.
"Yeah, that's LynZ Ballato."
"What do you know about her?!"
"Not much, except that she was born in Scotland."
"Scotland."
"Chantal and Jamia probably know more. I think someone said she'd be here."
Gerard's head shot up.
"Hey, Gee", Brian began, looking around at the other people, "I gotta tell ya, she's pretty hardcore." The next the thing Brian heard was a gust of wind. When he looked back, Gee was gone.
-WHEREVER HE WENT-
Gerard searched through the hoards of people grinding on the floor, but no luck. Then, he saw her. LynZ. She was leaning against a wall, holding a cup in her hands. He walked over to the wall and leaned against it with her. Then scooted closer.
"Hi."
"Hello."
"I like your shoes."
"Thanks. I bought them in London."
"...Am I dreaming?"
"Um?"
"...I'll leave you alone forever now."
"Thanks."
And Then
he stalked her
Until
She left
The party.
-WHEREVER MIKEY WAS-
"DUDE. She's totally real."
(Mikey Way, Age: 22, Little Bro)
"Who?"
"LynZ Ballato."
-CHANTAL AND JAMIA-
"LADY DUDES. What do you know about LynZ Ballato?"
"I heard she has a boyfriend", said Jamia.
"Yeah, what else?"
-LIZ-
"I heard she kicks all kinds of ass."
-BRENT-
"She's on... another LEVEL."
-TRE-
"She's got some battle scars, dude."
-CHRISTA-
"What ABOUT LynZ Ballato?!"
(Christa Erika, Age: 22, Kind of a Bitch)
"You know her?"
"Yeah, I know her. She got a job at Starbucks, comes into my work all the time."
"Does she really?"
Ray walked over. "I heard she and her boyfriend broke up."
"Did they really?"
"Yes, but I didn't want him knowing that, Raymond."
"This is so-"
"Gerard, I forbid you from talking to LynZ. Even if you haven't had a real relationship in over a year."
"Ouch", said Gerard.
"Hey, Gee's mourning period is officially over now. He's got Lunette", said Ray.
"Dating Lunette IS a mourning period."
Ray thought about it a second. "She has a point."
"Besides, we all know you're a ladykiller-wannabe, you jerky-jerk."
"That is SO not true", Gee argued.
"That time with Bert?"
"That was different."
"That time with Eliza?"
"But-"
"That time you dumped Frank for-"
"Me and Frank are all good now."
(Frank Iero, Age: 21, Not 'All Good')
"Gerard, I don't want you scaring off the coolest girl at my party."
"Yeah, I don't know what it is about that gir-"
"FORGET IT, GERARD!!"
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