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Abe and Hiro's Excellent Adventure

by miskatonic 3 reviews

Dude! Most excellent! (drabble)

Category: Onmyoji - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Abe no Seimei, Minamoto no Hiromaki - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2005-05-28 - Updated: 2005-05-28 - 115 words - Complete

"I'm Abe no Semei, Esquire," the youth announced. After a moment, he prompted, "Dude. Now you."

"What?" the other said, "Uh, I'm Minamoto no 'Hiro' Hiromasa!"

"And we're --" they chorused, "-- Wyld Guardyans!"

"Party on, dudes!" squealed the butterfly girl, holding aloft a tiny lamp.

Hiromasa bowed. "That Mitsumushi is a truly bodacious babe from Heian." More seriously, he added, "Although Ugly Magician Dude was cruelly bogus, we were most triumphant."

"But, dude," Abe reminded him, "you were dead. Non-non-heinous."

Seized by sentiment, the two bear-hugged -- then separated posthaste: "Fag!" they chorused happily, pointing at each other.

Hey, it's 100 words. I wrote it to annoy someone. So if you're also annoyed, my work is done. :D
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