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Bugging Mikey
3 reviewsAndy and Gerard have nothing better to do than to bug poor Mikey, just because he was confused about Andy.
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The part at the end where Andy was sayng that the stink is in his (Jinxx) bones is actually true. There was this interview with Andy and Ashley and they said that Jinxx was stink no matter how many showers he took... They were answering questions and one of them was how long they'd worn a pair of pants for... Weird but whatever. Its somewhere on youtube if anyone finds it, drop the link here and I will be forever grateful!
Anyways, RockMusic has successfully guessed Gerard, Mikey, and Slash. That means they either get 3 oneshots, or a 3 chapter fic, or a two-shot and a one-shot, whchever you want...
"Do you really have to sit on the table, Andy?" Mikey asked, shooting a glare at the vocalist, who was making himself quite comfortable. "Yus." Andy said, grinning to himself.
"But the thing is, there's a chair right there!" Mikey said, gesturing at the piece of furniture. "Maybe the table is more comfortable... I sit on the stairs even though I can go sit in any chair I want to." Gerard said with a shrug, looking a his brother. "So? People actually use that table! What if someone uses it for their lunch?"
"So?" Both vocalists asked simultaneously.
"It's unsanitary!"
"I'm not Jinxx, my ass doesn't stink, and I actually shower every day."
"I don't care! Get your ass off my table!"
"Pffft..." Andy snorted, looking at the older man in amused disbelief. Surely Mikey wasn't expecting him to actually do it! (A/N: Mikey actually IS older than Andy, by almost, if not more than, 9 or 10 years)
"Off!"
"Uh, no , sweetie, my ass is perfectly comfortable where it is."
"Well mine isn't!"
There was a tense moment of silence, before, "What the hell?" Gerard asked, letting out a giggle. Andy only rolled his eyes to the comment.
"I...well... That didn't come out the right way!" Mikey spluttered. "Course it didn't. I mean, you just got so distracted by my gorgeousness...." Andy said, waving it away.
"Yeah!" Mikey said, thankful that he was offered a viable excuse. "I mean, you know that I'm fucking sexy." Andy continued.
"Yep!"
"You know you want me..."
"Yes I d-wait, what?" Mikey asked, eyes growing wide behind his glasses as his face formed into a scandalized expression. "Ha! Got ya!" Gerard yelled, laughing like an insane motherfucker. Andy laughed along with him.
"What the hell?!?"
In between gasps for air and giggles, Andy managed to choke out, "You don't have to hide it from us."
"Hide what?" Mikey snarled, putting a hand on his hip.
"The fact that you probably want Andy... Yes, in that way." Gerard said, catching the expression on the brunette's face. "I do not!"
"Yeah, right, that's why you tried to ask me out." Andy smirked.
"First off, I asked you if you wanted to go get a drink or a cup of tea! And even if somehow I managed to confuse you with a woman, t was because it was dark! And you look kinda girly!"
(A/N: First time I saw the cover of Set The World On Fire I thought that Andy and Ashley were grls because of all the makeup and their hair... I still kept insisting they (especially Andy) were female because of appearances... My friend almost whacked me for it.)
Now, both singers were laughing so hard they nearly fell off their respective seats. "Shut UP! There's nothing wrong with asking a person to go for tea!" Mikey screeched, hands tugging at his overly straightened hair. The other two only laughed harder. "Right?" He asked, in confusion. "Oh my god, I'm gonna piss my fuckin' pants if ya keep this shit up!" Gerard snorted.
Then, Jake came up from below the store. "We can hear you guys al the way downstairs, everything ok?" He asked, eyeing the two laughing men. "N-No!" Andy yelped, falling off the edge of the table.
"What's wrong?"
"Mikey thinks I'm a girl and he's desperately in love with me!" Andy squealed, rolling around on the floor laughing like he was having an epileptic fit.
"Oh god, that's fuckin' priceless!" Jake said, before he too, broke out into the insane laughs.
Alright, if you have a band or person that you want to show up, tell me. Also, I'll write oneshots for you, if you can guess who is what kind of otherworldly creature. So far, we have:
Jeffree:
Andy:
Jake:
Jinxx:
Jade:
Davey:
Ashley:
Sandra:
if you can guess what they are, and get it right, you get a oneshot on anything. I will be announcing who got it right in the authors note in the next chapter.
Anyways, RockMusic has successfully guessed Gerard, Mikey, and Slash. That means they either get 3 oneshots, or a 3 chapter fic, or a two-shot and a one-shot, whchever you want...
"Do you really have to sit on the table, Andy?" Mikey asked, shooting a glare at the vocalist, who was making himself quite comfortable. "Yus." Andy said, grinning to himself.
"But the thing is, there's a chair right there!" Mikey said, gesturing at the piece of furniture. "Maybe the table is more comfortable... I sit on the stairs even though I can go sit in any chair I want to." Gerard said with a shrug, looking a his brother. "So? People actually use that table! What if someone uses it for their lunch?"
"So?" Both vocalists asked simultaneously.
"It's unsanitary!"
"I'm not Jinxx, my ass doesn't stink, and I actually shower every day."
"I don't care! Get your ass off my table!"
"Pffft..." Andy snorted, looking at the older man in amused disbelief. Surely Mikey wasn't expecting him to actually do it! (A/N: Mikey actually IS older than Andy, by almost, if not more than, 9 or 10 years)
"Off!"
"Uh, no , sweetie, my ass is perfectly comfortable where it is."
"Well mine isn't!"
There was a tense moment of silence, before, "What the hell?" Gerard asked, letting out a giggle. Andy only rolled his eyes to the comment.
"I...well... That didn't come out the right way!" Mikey spluttered. "Course it didn't. I mean, you just got so distracted by my gorgeousness...." Andy said, waving it away.
"Yeah!" Mikey said, thankful that he was offered a viable excuse. "I mean, you know that I'm fucking sexy." Andy continued.
"Yep!"
"You know you want me..."
"Yes I d-wait, what?" Mikey asked, eyes growing wide behind his glasses as his face formed into a scandalized expression. "Ha! Got ya!" Gerard yelled, laughing like an insane motherfucker. Andy laughed along with him.
"What the hell?!?"
In between gasps for air and giggles, Andy managed to choke out, "You don't have to hide it from us."
"Hide what?" Mikey snarled, putting a hand on his hip.
"The fact that you probably want Andy... Yes, in that way." Gerard said, catching the expression on the brunette's face. "I do not!"
"Yeah, right, that's why you tried to ask me out." Andy smirked.
"First off, I asked you if you wanted to go get a drink or a cup of tea! And even if somehow I managed to confuse you with a woman, t was because it was dark! And you look kinda girly!"
(A/N: First time I saw the cover of Set The World On Fire I thought that Andy and Ashley were grls because of all the makeup and their hair... I still kept insisting they (especially Andy) were female because of appearances... My friend almost whacked me for it.)
Now, both singers were laughing so hard they nearly fell off their respective seats. "Shut UP! There's nothing wrong with asking a person to go for tea!" Mikey screeched, hands tugging at his overly straightened hair. The other two only laughed harder. "Right?" He asked, in confusion. "Oh my god, I'm gonna piss my fuckin' pants if ya keep this shit up!" Gerard snorted.
Then, Jake came up from below the store. "We can hear you guys al the way downstairs, everything ok?" He asked, eyeing the two laughing men. "N-No!" Andy yelped, falling off the edge of the table.
"What's wrong?"
"Mikey thinks I'm a girl and he's desperately in love with me!" Andy squealed, rolling around on the floor laughing like he was having an epileptic fit.
"Oh god, that's fuckin' priceless!" Jake said, before he too, broke out into the insane laughs.
Alright, if you have a band or person that you want to show up, tell me. Also, I'll write oneshots for you, if you can guess who is what kind of otherworldly creature. So far, we have:
Jeffree:
Andy:
Jake:
Jinxx:
Jade:
Davey:
Ashley:
Sandra:
if you can guess what they are, and get it right, you get a oneshot on anything. I will be announcing who got it right in the authors note in the next chapter.
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