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Superior

by cupcakegirl 0 reviews

Rufus finds himself in the family way.

Category: Final Fantasy 7 - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Rufus Shinra, Tseng - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-07-03 - Updated: 2006-07-03 - 113 words

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Blue eyes narrowed at him, as Tseng tried to muffle the chuckle.

"How...." the leader of the Turks actually snickered and Rufus just glared harder.

"It's... not funny."

"Ahem, of course not, sir," Tseng said, his expression smoothing out. His throat quivered a little and Rufus longed to smack him across his pretty-pretty face.

He turned and stared out the window broodingly.

"I'm going to have to tell my father I'm pregnant," he said sullenly. "Although I'm sure he'll ask things like how and who and I know who but not how." He shot Tseng another glare. Tseng's lips twitched slightly and he opened his mouth;

"I do have rather superior sperm, sir."
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