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Tumble outta bed,
And stumble to the kitchen,
Avoid those pies, I know what's in 'em,
Coming to terms with the loss of my wife

Open the barber's,
The blood starts spilling,
Down in the shop the pies start filling,
With killers like me on the job from 9 to 5

Killing 9 to 5,
What a way to make a livin',
Barely gettin' by,
"My friends" are hardly forgivin',
They just use your mind,
And they exile you to Australia,
It's enough to drive Toby to kill ya

9 to 5, plotting to kill Judge Turpin,
Want him in a pie,
Because that's what he should be deservin',
Want to strike him dead,
But distraction won't seem to let me,
I swear sometimes that every one is out to get me


Fifteen years,
In an Australian prison,
Me and my friends are back with a vengeance,
It's Sweeney Todd now, the name Barker don't mean jack

Back to London,
Razors are rusting,
Look around this town, it's frankly disgusting,
The scum of the earth and the vermin all live here

Killing 9 to 5,
What a way to make a livin',
Barely gettin' by,
"My friends" are hardly forgivin',
They just use your mind,
And they exile you to Australia,
It's enough to drive Toby to kill ya

9 to 5, threw Nellie in the oven,
She lied about my wife,
That's what I call a baker's dozen,
Yeah I killed the judge,
So now please give me some credit,
I think I've gone crazy in the process.

Killing 9 to 5,
What a way to make a livin',
Barely gettin' by,
"My friends" are hardly forgivin',
They just use your mind,
And they exile you to Australia,
It's enough to drive Toby to kill ya.

9 to 5, threw Nellie in the oven,
She lied about my wife,
That's what I call a baker's dozen,
Yeah I killed the judge,
So now please give me some credit,
I think I've gone crazy in the process.