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Squealing Leads to Bad Things

by Chemical_Loverox 6 reviews

Silly one-shot me and Chasingpavementsoxox came up with while fucking around on G!talk :3 :D It's perf.

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Published: 2012-06-20 - Updated: 2012-07-26 - 1681 words

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Hey guys, It's Izzy, or ChasingPavementsxoxo. So, me and mah Cassiebaby were talking like we do, and she offered me a Mikey to read her "Vote!" thing(Which you guys should do). So I was like, "I already am." So, anyways, I got the Mikey. and uh, this starts a little while later. But this was seriously one of the best convos I've ever had. xD. So, guys, read it. :D and read her "Vote" thing. You cant have Mikey, Frankie, or Gee...but I think Ray is still open. You know you wanna play with his froooooo..... :D I'll shut up now. READ :D ~Izzy



Izzy: hey, since i have magical powers and was reading the Vote thing before you asked, i feel as though i should get frankie or gerard as well.
._.

Cassie: hmmmmm...... you can have frankie :P Gerard's MINE ;)

Izzy: :D YAY AND NOOOOO...i have him...in a closet...looks over at closet ...mine

Cassie: BUT YOU CANT HAVE THEM ALL pouts

Izzy: Well, theres still ray aaandd...hmm you can haavee...thinks uhh ...mikey:D

Cassie: but i want geee cries

Izzy: but gee wants mee
:D
yells in direction of the closet DONT YOU?

Gee: yells back uhh...its dark in here?

Izzy: glares

Gee: i mean, uh, YEAH :D
e.e

Cassie: sad eyes but .. but sites down and gives up fine, have him..

Izzy: ~~~~~~~~~~~~
i need to go to somesort of mental hospital, dont i?
._.
has idea
Can we share him?
^-^

Cassie: but thats not fair, you have Mikey, Frank AND gee.... and i only have like what... half of gee? unfair... nods

Izzy: NO YOU HAVE MIKEY

Cassie: I DONT WANT MIKEY, I WANT GERARD

Izzy: so i have fwankie and half of gee, and you have mikey and half of gee

Cassie: i dont want gee if i can have only half of him and i dont want mikey, you can keep him

Izzy: YOU HAVE RAY TOO
or do we give him to jake?
^_-

Cassie: jake can have him :P BUT I STILL WANT GERARD.

Gee: Ladies, ladies. I can fix this

Izzy: how the hell did you get out of the closet? O_o

Gee: I have my ways. Anyway, I have the solution!

Izzy: so, gee how the hell you gonna fix this?

Gee: simple

Izzy: ...

Gee: I'm neither!

Izzy: NOOOOOOO THATS NOT A SOLUTIONNN

Gee: i'm frankies.

Izzy ._. damnit

Cassie: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh :')

Izzy: lol xD

Cassie: i need a life o_O

Izzy: me too
im the one with the gee in my closet!
er, escaped-from-closet gee

Cassie: facepalm stupid gee hugs

Izzy: huggles

Cassie: GAHHHHH HUGSSSSSSSSS xD

Izzy: i enjoy hugs :D

gee: hugs izzy

Cassie: so do i xD

Izzy: o_o gee?

Cassie: GEE YOU'RE A JERK

gee:yeahh?

Izzy ...get off... looks at him weird

Gee: er...sorry...
,_,
lets go

Izzy: I think i made him sad... ._.
go hug cassie...

Gee:... KAY :D hugs cassie hey cassie?

Cassie: Hi Gee :3 hugs gee back

Gee: i has question?

Cassie: ask away :3

Gee: is stephen free next saturday? I need new shoes and i wanna SHOP TILL I DROP BABY :D
sassy hair flip

Cassie: Squeals Hold On.. STEPHENNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake: Groans Why the fuck are you squealing at like 2 am?

Izzy: i...cant..breathe....laughing...too...hard...... gasp

Stephen: what?

Cassie:Gee would like to know if you wanna go shopping on saturaday?

Stephen: as in THE Gee Way? Squeals and jumps up and down YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Jake: STOP.... FREKEN... SQUEALING

Izzy: Oh god

Gee: YAY squeeling

Jake: Right, the next person who squeals is dead... evil glare

Gee: squeel WHATCHA GON DO ABOUT IT, BETCH? is sassy

Jake: Right thats it gets up outa bed you are going down ho

Gee: WHO YOU CALLING A HO, BETCH?
COME AT ME BRO
UMAD?

Izzy: oh...god...geezus...christt....gasp.....air...air!! is laughing too hard to breathe

Jake: You, you morther-fucking squealing sassy cock sucker. tackles gee to the ground

Gee: OH FUCK NO. tears at Jake's hair

Jake: Right. you are GOING DOWN MOTHER-FUCKER. TICKLES

Gee: Noo! Nooo!! punches jake
get
OFF!!
squeals

Jake: oh, oh thats how you like to play huh? punshes gee in the face

Gee: :O Oh no you di-int. keeps punching jake

Izzy: is still laughing

Cassie: Jake stop with the girly punches

Jake: Not a hope, this fuckers going down in mid punch but stops wait... what the fuck do you mean 'girly' punches? glares

Cassie: Uh... Izzzy?

Izzy: cant...breathe,,,need,,,airr..... :DD is still laughing

Gee: gets a punch in while Jake isnt looking

Cassie: Izzzzy, help me out here would you Pats you on the back

Jake: Glares

Izzy: deep breath uhm...jake, you obviously have very..er...manly punches? e.e

Gee: HA! No!

Izzy: GEE SHUT THE HELL UP. He's gonna ruin your face!!! e.e

Gee: o_o ...NO ONE CAN RUIN THIS FACE :D

Izzy: oh god ._.

Gee: starts singing ...im bringing sexy back! YEAH! Them other fuckers dont know how to act! YEAH! keeps singing :D

Izzy: tapes gee's mouth SHH

Frankie: Not my baby's beautiful face cuddles Gee and takes off tape

Jake: HA! That told you, TRAMP!

Gee: IM NOT THE ONE WHO'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER SAID THEY HAVE GIRLY PUNCHES!!!

Frankie:...OHHHH BUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN

Izzy:...aaaandd now youve done it faceplam

Jake: Right.... this time.... the big guns are coming out Punshes Gee in the face so hard he fall flat on his ass Now who has the girly punshes looks smug

Gee: HEY!!

Frankie: gets protective NOT MY GEE-GEE!!!! punches jake so hard he falls, then picks him up and throws him into the wall across the room

Izzy: timid voice ...frankie?

Frankie: hmm? looks at Izzy

Izzy: ...when did you become the hulk?

Jake: Uhhhh... wow Frankie... for a shorty, you're kinda strong smirks

Frankie: IM NOT SHORT!!!! IM FUN SIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
punches Jake in the face and keeps punching showing no signs of stopping

Jake: GAHHHHH GET OFF ME MIDGET

Frankie: IM NOT SHORT!!!! keeps punching relentlessly

Gee: day-um....look at my baby go! ;)
sips coffee and watches frank appreciatively

Izzy: ..whered you get the coffee?

Gee: oh, over there. points to coffee machine

Cassie: Frankkkkkieeeeee?

Izzy: oohh :DD goes to get coffee

Frankie: yes'm? is still punching

~Izzy and gee are now sitting and watching fight with popcorn and coffee~

Cassie: I know my boy's face is cool to punch and all.., but do ya think i could have him back? I kinda need him ya'know points to stomach and grins

Frankie: falters for a minute but...but....HE CALLED ME SHORT!!!;~;

Cassie: I know honey, but he's stupid, he doesn't understand that you're fun sized, not short.

Frankie: but he tried to hurt gee-gee looks at gee and Izzy who're still eating popcorn, drinking coffee and enjoying the show HEY! I want some!

Izzy: nooo this is getting good, keep doing what youre doing takes bite of popcorn

Cassie: Pulls Jake up and hugs him tightly Noooo pouts

Gee: he hasnt said anything for awhile, frankie, did you kill him?

Frankie: looks slightly guilty ..did i?

Izzy: ohhh! DRAMAA!! eats moar popcorn

Jake: I'm okay... uhhh.. i think looks confused where am i?

Izzy: OH! you and frankie were- gees hand suddenly over mouth

Gee: shut up, this is getting good. eats popcorn and keeps hand over izzy's mouth

Jake: Uh....

Gee: nothing :D

Cassie: Baby.... you really don't look so good.... runs fingers through Jakes hair Are you alright?

Gee: frankie, look what you did!

Frankie: ._. he called me short...

Jake: Nods Uh... Yeahh... um.... OH POPCORN, GIMMIE tackles Izzy

Cassie: Laughs He's fine

Izzy: Hey! get off! struggles

~Gee and Frankie are cuddling and drinking coffee and watching all of us~

Jake: NO I WANT POPCORN tickles

Izzy:NOOOO!! squirms and tries to get away

Jake: PLEASSSSSSSE? pouts

Izzy: if you stop tickling me, you can have some! also, apologize to frankie and gee

Jake: Turns to Gee and Frankie Im soooo soooo sorrrrry turns back to izzy NOW GIMMI POPCORN

Izzy: gives jake popcorn happy?

Jake: YESSSSSS squeals Uhhh.... Cough uh ... haha Looks manly

Izzy: HEY you cant squeal and say we cant!

Jake: Uhh... that wasn't a squeal... nahh... that was a... a ... um... Oh fuck off huffs

Gee: awh, jakey, its okay to squeal...yaknow...if youre ga- frankies hand goes over his mouth

Frankie: FUCKING SHUT IT GEE!!!!


Sooo there you have it, the BEST FUCKING CONVO EVERY to be had :P It started off with messing around and me asking Izzy to read my story and she'd get Mikey Way but then we where like FUNNY ONE-SHOT FOR FICWAD and BAMMMMM this is what you got :3 Did it make you laugh? It fucking sure did make me giggle. Jake is my boyfirend and he hates squealing, so thats where that came from and well you know Gee and Frankie ;) AND me and Izzy so yeahhhhh Loook awkward... Ha yes back to what i was saying. I hope you like it. Rate & Review as always my lovelys :P - Cassie


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Hey, its Izzy again. Cassie doesnt know im writing this :b. So, I'd like to point out that this was ACTUALLY a conversation we had that went on longer, but like, towards the end cassie was like "We have to put this one up on ficcy" so we did. These are just our normal conversations. We just happened to put this one up. Also, the Stephen gee wants to shop with is Cassie's brother who just recently came out (and i called it about a month ago, js. #gaydarWINNING) Also, the convo did go on longer but we cut it off there. Gee and frankie are back in my closet, Cassie and jake are okay (Jake is probably eating, the hungry fucker. Or theyre sleeping.) and I'm casually hacking Cassie's account to edit this a bit, bold what needs to be bolded, fix what needs to be fixed, etc. ~xxIzzy
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