Categories > Celebrities > My Chemical Romance > the girl next door
sorry guys!! i know i havnt updated in a while but i was in the isle of white (where i met jared!! he's fucking sexy llama awesome... like walrus sexy...) and then it was exam week sooo yeah... sorry i'll just go now, i feel so ashamed cowers in the corner please dont hate me? she asks skeptically
franks pov:
mmmmmmm i wonder if jaxxy brought it?? i sure hope he did... awww fuck!! why'd i have to be in love with on of my best friends!?!? life obviously hated me. I mean it wouldnt be so bad if he loved me back, but thats just the problem, he didnt love me back. Sometimes i tried to talk myself into believing that he could, but i knew that by doing that i was just lying to myself, ive never been a fan of people lying to themselves. my thoughts on that are changing now, i guess i just used to think people who did it were stupid -forcing themselves to believe things that they knew weren't true- i didn't get why people did it, i didnt do it... though i guess i never had a reason to.
until now that is.
gee's pov:
"sooooooo... uhhh whaddah ya wanna watch????"
"well we've got; nighmare on elm street, dawn of the dead, fight club, blade runner, corpse bride-" i started to reply but she cut me off.
"OH MY FUCKING UNICORN SHIT!!! DID YOU JUST SAY CORPSE BRIDE!?!?!?"
I nodded my head nervously, i was actually scared.
"YES!! ok we have to watch it now!!! "
"uhhh yeah ok sure, i love that film... i'll watch anything with johnny depp in it." i said. it was true, i loved johnny depp. he was just to hot not to love...
"of course!! johnny is soooo sexy haha" she giggled
"YEAH HE IS!!" I all but screeched back with mock enthusiasm.
"FREAKING.SEXY.LLAMA.RAPIST!!"
"why must he rape llamas??" i shot back quizically.
her eyes narrowed in deep concentration, she stood like that for at least 5 minutes.
"simply because all hot guys have to have raped a hot sexy llama otherwise how would they be so hot??" all that build up for that??... wowza
"well actu-"
"im sorry but are you calling me a llama rapist??" mikey asked, stepping into the room.
"well you must be a llama rapist otherwise how would you be so devilishly handsome??"
"well actu-" i was cut of again... i was getting tired of this shit.
"maybe its because of all the delicious cucumbers i consume daily!!" mikey stated with a smug look on his face.
"le gasp!! how could you mikey mouse!! i trusted you, but you were with the cucumbers all along!!" her facial expression turned to that of mock rage.
"yes my friend, of course i was with the cucumbers!! and i'm never telling you where they hide!! ahha!! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!" mikey screamed, running across the living room and diving onto the couch.
"excuse me but-" ok i was really tired of this shit.
"well you have to tell me now!!" ella whined
"no i dont!! what ya gonna do 'bout it!?"
"well maybe i could just.." she trailed off stalking over to mikey, and to my horror she started to straddle him. what the fuck was she gonna do?!? "are you ticklish mikey mouse?"
mikey nodded his head vigorously, stupid boy... when would he learn that you always say no!!
she was tickling him off the couch now, pleas for murcy, along with laughter, were erupting from mikeys mouth.
"hey guys im still here ya know??" they didnt seem to hear me. but what i saw next shocked me. the tickling had stopped, as did the laughing. Mikey was underneath ella and ella was going in for a kiss, her sleder phisique hunching over, her short black hair slipping past her shoulders, her fringe falling onto mikey. pure fear etched it's self onto mikey face, he looked petrified. and i think she saw this because the next thing i knew she was up and running for the door... what a fucking idiot.
franks pov:
mmmmmmm i wonder if jaxxy brought it?? i sure hope he did... awww fuck!! why'd i have to be in love with on of my best friends!?!? life obviously hated me. I mean it wouldnt be so bad if he loved me back, but thats just the problem, he didnt love me back. Sometimes i tried to talk myself into believing that he could, but i knew that by doing that i was just lying to myself, ive never been a fan of people lying to themselves. my thoughts on that are changing now, i guess i just used to think people who did it were stupid -forcing themselves to believe things that they knew weren't true- i didn't get why people did it, i didnt do it... though i guess i never had a reason to.
until now that is.
gee's pov:
"sooooooo... uhhh whaddah ya wanna watch????"
"well we've got; nighmare on elm street, dawn of the dead, fight club, blade runner, corpse bride-" i started to reply but she cut me off.
"OH MY FUCKING UNICORN SHIT!!! DID YOU JUST SAY CORPSE BRIDE!?!?!?"
I nodded my head nervously, i was actually scared.
"YES!! ok we have to watch it now!!! "
"uhhh yeah ok sure, i love that film... i'll watch anything with johnny depp in it." i said. it was true, i loved johnny depp. he was just to hot not to love...
"of course!! johnny is soooo sexy haha" she giggled
"YEAH HE IS!!" I all but screeched back with mock enthusiasm.
"FREAKING.SEXY.LLAMA.RAPIST!!"
"why must he rape llamas??" i shot back quizically.
her eyes narrowed in deep concentration, she stood like that for at least 5 minutes.
"simply because all hot guys have to have raped a hot sexy llama otherwise how would they be so hot??" all that build up for that??... wowza
"well actu-"
"im sorry but are you calling me a llama rapist??" mikey asked, stepping into the room.
"well you must be a llama rapist otherwise how would you be so devilishly handsome??"
"well actu-" i was cut of again... i was getting tired of this shit.
"maybe its because of all the delicious cucumbers i consume daily!!" mikey stated with a smug look on his face.
"le gasp!! how could you mikey mouse!! i trusted you, but you were with the cucumbers all along!!" her facial expression turned to that of mock rage.
"yes my friend, of course i was with the cucumbers!! and i'm never telling you where they hide!! ahha!! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!" mikey screamed, running across the living room and diving onto the couch.
"excuse me but-" ok i was really tired of this shit.
"well you have to tell me now!!" ella whined
"no i dont!! what ya gonna do 'bout it!?"
"well maybe i could just.." she trailed off stalking over to mikey, and to my horror she started to straddle him. what the fuck was she gonna do?!? "are you ticklish mikey mouse?"
mikey nodded his head vigorously, stupid boy... when would he learn that you always say no!!
she was tickling him off the couch now, pleas for murcy, along with laughter, were erupting from mikeys mouth.
"hey guys im still here ya know??" they didnt seem to hear me. but what i saw next shocked me. the tickling had stopped, as did the laughing. Mikey was underneath ella and ella was going in for a kiss, her sleder phisique hunching over, her short black hair slipping past her shoulders, her fringe falling onto mikey. pure fear etched it's self onto mikey face, he looked petrified. and i think she saw this because the next thing i knew she was up and running for the door... what a fucking idiot.
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