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Total Drama Extreme
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Narutox?
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Author's Note
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Story Start
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Everyone who had won the bell test challenge so far had gathered in the mess hall. They were tired, sore and not to mention just plain hungry. ''Well it can't get any worse then this right?'' Courtney asked as she moved around the bowl of...something Chef had fixed with her fork. Quite honestly the stuff didn't look that appetizing and the A-lister wished she had thought to bring food with her. Looking up, she noticed Naruto giving her a peculiar look; one that she wasn't quite used too. Oh if she only knew that Naruto was on the brink of indecision whether or not to dope slap her or not.
''You don't know K...everything gets worse with that bastard. Hell me and a couple of his friends threw him a party celebrating him ass the biggest dick-head of the year. That is how much of a jerk-ass he can be.'' Naruto said as he sent a pointed glance outside and in the general direction of the forest.
''If he is that much of a jerk then wouldn't he have no friends at all?'' Courtney curiously asked him as she watched Naruto's head drop, nestling his forehead against his closed fist as he was silent for a few moments before answering.
''Yeah you would think so, but considering he's practically the funniest Karma Houdini a person would meet he doesn't get his comeuppance much. Not from a lack of me and the others trying mind you.'' he answered her as the fat boy own and the very skinny Ezekiel walked in. Naruto let out a groan meaning there were still six more contestants they would have to wait on until it was all over.
''Mind if I take a seat?'' Trent asked as he walked over to which Naruto replied with an uncaring shrug. ''Hello my name is Trent and I was hoping to talk to you two about this idea Bridgette and I came up with.''
''If it involves confronting my brother. Just...just don't do it.'' the blond said with a shake of his head. ''He will dedicate his life to torturing you and quite frankly it's not worth it. I'm not fitting another hospital bill for some random person with a cactus shoved up their ass. Three times was three times too many.'' he said as his attention was drew to the crowd at a table where the newcomers sat. Apparently one of them was mentioning the only reason he was here because his parents wanted him to interact with other kids his age. Probably shouldn't have went with the home schooling option to the point where sending him to an island for a game-show was the choice for interactions.
"We should be helping the girl's though. They aren't as strong as guys are eh."
"Care to explain what you mean by that?" Eva demanded.
"Well, guys are better at physical challenges that girls are!" Ezekiel explained.
Next thing anyone knew the boy was hurled into a wall.
Naruto face palmed and shook his head. 'Why the hell am I here?'
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Confession Cam
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''Sheesh…I thought women weren't aggressive. Whoever conducted that study sure didn't include Eva into their calculations, eh?'' Ezekiel asked as he held a Kleenex to his bloody nose.
Eva –''If I have to listen to that home-schooled prairie boy's sexist remarks one more time, I think I may kill him.'' Eva snarled as he punched her closed fist.
Bridgette – ''I may not agree with Eva's tactics with handling Ezekiel, but I think he's asking for it.'' Bridgette readily agreed.
''I can already see were all going to have a grand ol' time.'' Naruto remarked sarcastically and began scratching his ear. ''Home-school pretty much f#ed up! Hey I'm allow to say Fu#5 on camera right?'' Naruto asked as he looked off-screen.
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Confession Cam over
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One by one the rest of the campers had all trudged in, cover in dirt and god's know what with bruises, heavy breathing, and pretty much the look of someone who had a shitty day had. ''I'm just waking up! I have a rumble in my belly. I am R. Kelly!'' Kuiinshi sung as he moon walked over to the camp fire where the contestants and an impatient Chris were waiting.
''What the hell dude? We were ready fifteen minutes ago?'' Chris all but shouted as he demonstrated by tapping his finger on his watch. He was late for his facial and he hated being late for his facials.
''I got lost...'' he said as he pulled out the map.
''Yeah...the upside down map.'' Chris gripped as he couldn't believe his friend's action.
Kuiinshi glanced down at the map then looked up with a raised eyebrow. ''Damnit it Chris...you know applying logic to my actions screw me up. Anyway, enough about me being awesome. Now we must congratulate the two people who managed to get the silver bells. That little bastard over there,'' Kuiinshi pointed to Naruto who gave him the bird. ''And...what was your name miss?''
''Heather.'' she answered him as the dark skinned man nodded.
''Ah yes...Heather.''
''Wait...'' Naruto started, as the whole thing was suspicious. ''How the hell did she get a silver bell?'' he demanded, as there should have been no way in hell anyone would have gotten a silver bell from that bastard, considering the silver bell torture he liked to do.
''Well...'' he trailed off as he started to thinking about the events of earlier that day. Kuiinshi was casually strolling through the forest. ''Why the hell did I agree to come with Juggrasic park?'' he wondered as he came across one of the contestants. ''Wondering when I would run into one of you.''
''So...you still have a Silver Bell right?'' Heather started, sizing the man up as she prepared to try to sweet talk him before diving into a nefarious scheme.
''Uum yeah.''
''You don't mind if I have one right.'' she said as she pouted her lips and slightly stuck her chest out. Heather had perfected the art of seduction without actually having to go too far as her usual targets weren't that bright or weak willed.
''Okay,'' he shrugged as he tossed her the bell and went on his way.
''Wait...what?'' Heather dumbly reacted as she was dumb founded. She did not expect it to work that quickly or easily. Oh well, not like she was going to complain.
''And that's what happened...'' Kuiinshi finished as he noticed a mixture of shock, confused, and angry looks the campers were sending him.''What? Didn't say you guys couldn't ask. I mean really, running up someone and trying to steal their shit. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Obviously none of you are tropers or else you would have obviously take advantage of my love for the Rule of Funny.''
Face palming, like he was during the whole story Naruto huffily asked, ''Can we just please continue?''
''Can you handle this? I'm late for my...thing.'' Chris said as Kuiinshi rolled his eyes.
''I thought you lived for torturing people?''
''Yeah well... I can watch the whole thing from the monitor in my trailer.''
''Yeah well no...you're the main host and since you're here for the paycheck like I am you have to suffer as well.'' Kuiinshi concluded using his logic as he turned back to the campers. ''Now we get down to the names. What have you decided?''
''Rising Dragons.' Naruto tossed out there as Kuiinshi nodded.
''Chaotic Foxes it is.'' Kuiinshi countered with a nod as Naruto's face dropped.
''What the hell?'' he shouted as the campfire coincidentally let loose a burst of flame and crackled. ''Are you kidding me?''
''What? You always go with foxes?'' he countered as they began yet another back and forth argument.
''Exactly...I always do so some little variety would be nice.''
''Yeah well, chances are I won't remember and since you are foxes are so closely associated that is the name I will be calling your team. Just like the other team will be Screaming Gophers after my pet Gopher, Gophy.''
''So in other words we didn't have a choice from the beginning?'' Naruto bitterly remarked. ''Want to pick our team mates too? How about wipe our asses when were done using the restroom as well?''
''If you weren't my brother.'' Kuiinshi said with a head shake. ''Pick your team ass-hat. The odd person left out of course is going to be banished from the island. In other words the only unique banishment unless we change our minds later on in the game.'' he said as he instructed all the other campers to get up as Naruto and Heather were seated on two logs, opposite from each other.
Naruto let out a growl as he looked among the campers. ''Courtney!'' he picked as his first obvious choice as he somewhat knew her. Courtney took her seat beside Naruto and gave him a confident nod.
''Lindsay,'' was Heather's first choice as the blonde let out a cheer and joined the Asian Canadian.
''Gwen...'' he decided, which seemed to shock the goth girl slightly. She too joined Naruto's side but sat far away from him and Courtney.
''Justin!'' the pretty boy flexed his muscles causing the majority of the girls to swoon over him as he took his seat by heather.
''I just realized something. If we have a cohesive team where everyone liked each other that would be way too boring!'' Chris spoke up, though it was really an excuse to get this ceremony over as quick as possible so he could get his massage. ''Beth, Cody, Kate, Sadie, Noah, Tyler, Owen, and Trent you join the Screaming Gophers! Everyone else...the Chaotic Foxes!'' of course there was a bunch of protests at this, especially from the team captains who found some of the people they were stuck to not all that favorable only for Chris to remind them that he was one of the hosts and what he said go, unless he was Vetoed by K who since he was also a dick just shrugged and went along with it.
''Wait...we forgot we're supposed to banish someone?'' K quickly reminded everyone over the throes of the argument. ''Who do you all think should leave?'' he asked, being a very lazy and unprofessional bastard.
"Ezekiel!" the resounding echo of the female contestants shined through as one. The only time it would ever happen throughout this whole event.
''B-B-But what did I do? All I did was suggest that the girls needed help because they aren't as strong as guys? Isn't that a fact of life!'' if it wasn't for K's lightning like reflexes the boy would have been tackled and beaten heinously by Eva.
''Unfortunately kid it looks like you were raised with a bit of misogynist or whatever the hell it's called point of view. You don't seem to be a bad kid, but this show has just kicked off and we can't risk our ratings off the bat with risque choices. By that we mean we don't need those rabid and man hating feminists that make feminists in general look bad making this huge protests and all.'' Kuiinshi explained as he led Zeke to the dock until they were out of ear shot. ''So you might no longer be an official contestant, but how about you help me on a few projects? You'll learn some things and...who knows, maybe you might come around to a new way of thinking.''
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(CONFESSION CAM)
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While looking Smug Heather spoke into the Camera. ''To all those out there I would just like to say that I'm gonna win this competition and NO ONE is going to get in my way. All I know is if that K sap is as easy to sway AS he was in the first challenge, Then this is going to be a piece of Cake.
Next we cut to Naruto who was playing with a paddle ball. ''Something tells me that someone is going to need therapy after this.
After that we cut to Gwen. ''First day and I'm already becoming uneasy about the whole thing,'' she admitted then sighed. ''But I can't give up. I have my reasons for coming here and I can't give up.''
We then cut to Trent who was about to speak up a lamp fell on him and a light bulb exploded. ''Ow...medic!''
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Chapter End
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I really don't have much to say beyond that obviously quite a few twists are to be expected. Other then that, don't expect an update until October at the earliest.
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This is just a Poll. Haven't decided quite what for just yet, but you guys can make up for the reasons in your head.
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Gwen: Vote 06
Heather: Vote 02
Courtney: Vote 06
Izzy:Vote 04
Bridgette:Vote 03
Lindsay:05
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Narutox?
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Author's Note
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Story Start
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Everyone who had won the bell test challenge so far had gathered in the mess hall. They were tired, sore and not to mention just plain hungry. ''Well it can't get any worse then this right?'' Courtney asked as she moved around the bowl of...something Chef had fixed with her fork. Quite honestly the stuff didn't look that appetizing and the A-lister wished she had thought to bring food with her. Looking up, she noticed Naruto giving her a peculiar look; one that she wasn't quite used too. Oh if she only knew that Naruto was on the brink of indecision whether or not to dope slap her or not.
''You don't know K...everything gets worse with that bastard. Hell me and a couple of his friends threw him a party celebrating him ass the biggest dick-head of the year. That is how much of a jerk-ass he can be.'' Naruto said as he sent a pointed glance outside and in the general direction of the forest.
''If he is that much of a jerk then wouldn't he have no friends at all?'' Courtney curiously asked him as she watched Naruto's head drop, nestling his forehead against his closed fist as he was silent for a few moments before answering.
''Yeah you would think so, but considering he's practically the funniest Karma Houdini a person would meet he doesn't get his comeuppance much. Not from a lack of me and the others trying mind you.'' he answered her as the fat boy own and the very skinny Ezekiel walked in. Naruto let out a groan meaning there were still six more contestants they would have to wait on until it was all over.
''Mind if I take a seat?'' Trent asked as he walked over to which Naruto replied with an uncaring shrug. ''Hello my name is Trent and I was hoping to talk to you two about this idea Bridgette and I came up with.''
''If it involves confronting my brother. Just...just don't do it.'' the blond said with a shake of his head. ''He will dedicate his life to torturing you and quite frankly it's not worth it. I'm not fitting another hospital bill for some random person with a cactus shoved up their ass. Three times was three times too many.'' he said as his attention was drew to the crowd at a table where the newcomers sat. Apparently one of them was mentioning the only reason he was here because his parents wanted him to interact with other kids his age. Probably shouldn't have went with the home schooling option to the point where sending him to an island for a game-show was the choice for interactions.
"We should be helping the girl's though. They aren't as strong as guys are eh."
"Care to explain what you mean by that?" Eva demanded.
"Well, guys are better at physical challenges that girls are!" Ezekiel explained.
Next thing anyone knew the boy was hurled into a wall.
Naruto face palmed and shook his head. 'Why the hell am I here?'
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Confession Cam
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''Sheesh…I thought women weren't aggressive. Whoever conducted that study sure didn't include Eva into their calculations, eh?'' Ezekiel asked as he held a Kleenex to his bloody nose.
Eva –''If I have to listen to that home-schooled prairie boy's sexist remarks one more time, I think I may kill him.'' Eva snarled as he punched her closed fist.
Bridgette – ''I may not agree with Eva's tactics with handling Ezekiel, but I think he's asking for it.'' Bridgette readily agreed.
''I can already see were all going to have a grand ol' time.'' Naruto remarked sarcastically and began scratching his ear. ''Home-school pretty much f#ed up! Hey I'm allow to say Fu#5 on camera right?'' Naruto asked as he looked off-screen.
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Confession Cam over
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One by one the rest of the campers had all trudged in, cover in dirt and god's know what with bruises, heavy breathing, and pretty much the look of someone who had a shitty day had. ''I'm just waking up! I have a rumble in my belly. I am R. Kelly!'' Kuiinshi sung as he moon walked over to the camp fire where the contestants and an impatient Chris were waiting.
''What the hell dude? We were ready fifteen minutes ago?'' Chris all but shouted as he demonstrated by tapping his finger on his watch. He was late for his facial and he hated being late for his facials.
''I got lost...'' he said as he pulled out the map.
''Yeah...the upside down map.'' Chris gripped as he couldn't believe his friend's action.
Kuiinshi glanced down at the map then looked up with a raised eyebrow. ''Damnit it Chris...you know applying logic to my actions screw me up. Anyway, enough about me being awesome. Now we must congratulate the two people who managed to get the silver bells. That little bastard over there,'' Kuiinshi pointed to Naruto who gave him the bird. ''And...what was your name miss?''
''Heather.'' she answered him as the dark skinned man nodded.
''Ah yes...Heather.''
''Wait...'' Naruto started, as the whole thing was suspicious. ''How the hell did she get a silver bell?'' he demanded, as there should have been no way in hell anyone would have gotten a silver bell from that bastard, considering the silver bell torture he liked to do.
''Well...'' he trailed off as he started to thinking about the events of earlier that day. Kuiinshi was casually strolling through the forest. ''Why the hell did I agree to come with Juggrasic park?'' he wondered as he came across one of the contestants. ''Wondering when I would run into one of you.''
''So...you still have a Silver Bell right?'' Heather started, sizing the man up as she prepared to try to sweet talk him before diving into a nefarious scheme.
''Uum yeah.''
''You don't mind if I have one right.'' she said as she pouted her lips and slightly stuck her chest out. Heather had perfected the art of seduction without actually having to go too far as her usual targets weren't that bright or weak willed.
''Okay,'' he shrugged as he tossed her the bell and went on his way.
''Wait...what?'' Heather dumbly reacted as she was dumb founded. She did not expect it to work that quickly or easily. Oh well, not like she was going to complain.
''And that's what happened...'' Kuiinshi finished as he noticed a mixture of shock, confused, and angry looks the campers were sending him.''What? Didn't say you guys couldn't ask. I mean really, running up someone and trying to steal their shit. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Obviously none of you are tropers or else you would have obviously take advantage of my love for the Rule of Funny.''
Face palming, like he was during the whole story Naruto huffily asked, ''Can we just please continue?''
''Can you handle this? I'm late for my...thing.'' Chris said as Kuiinshi rolled his eyes.
''I thought you lived for torturing people?''
''Yeah well... I can watch the whole thing from the monitor in my trailer.''
''Yeah well no...you're the main host and since you're here for the paycheck like I am you have to suffer as well.'' Kuiinshi concluded using his logic as he turned back to the campers. ''Now we get down to the names. What have you decided?''
''Rising Dragons.' Naruto tossed out there as Kuiinshi nodded.
''Chaotic Foxes it is.'' Kuiinshi countered with a nod as Naruto's face dropped.
''What the hell?'' he shouted as the campfire coincidentally let loose a burst of flame and crackled. ''Are you kidding me?''
''What? You always go with foxes?'' he countered as they began yet another back and forth argument.
''Exactly...I always do so some little variety would be nice.''
''Yeah well, chances are I won't remember and since you are foxes are so closely associated that is the name I will be calling your team. Just like the other team will be Screaming Gophers after my pet Gopher, Gophy.''
''So in other words we didn't have a choice from the beginning?'' Naruto bitterly remarked. ''Want to pick our team mates too? How about wipe our asses when were done using the restroom as well?''
''If you weren't my brother.'' Kuiinshi said with a head shake. ''Pick your team ass-hat. The odd person left out of course is going to be banished from the island. In other words the only unique banishment unless we change our minds later on in the game.'' he said as he instructed all the other campers to get up as Naruto and Heather were seated on two logs, opposite from each other.
Naruto let out a growl as he looked among the campers. ''Courtney!'' he picked as his first obvious choice as he somewhat knew her. Courtney took her seat beside Naruto and gave him a confident nod.
''Lindsay,'' was Heather's first choice as the blonde let out a cheer and joined the Asian Canadian.
''Gwen...'' he decided, which seemed to shock the goth girl slightly. She too joined Naruto's side but sat far away from him and Courtney.
''Justin!'' the pretty boy flexed his muscles causing the majority of the girls to swoon over him as he took his seat by heather.
''I just realized something. If we have a cohesive team where everyone liked each other that would be way too boring!'' Chris spoke up, though it was really an excuse to get this ceremony over as quick as possible so he could get his massage. ''Beth, Cody, Kate, Sadie, Noah, Tyler, Owen, and Trent you join the Screaming Gophers! Everyone else...the Chaotic Foxes!'' of course there was a bunch of protests at this, especially from the team captains who found some of the people they were stuck to not all that favorable only for Chris to remind them that he was one of the hosts and what he said go, unless he was Vetoed by K who since he was also a dick just shrugged and went along with it.
''Wait...we forgot we're supposed to banish someone?'' K quickly reminded everyone over the throes of the argument. ''Who do you all think should leave?'' he asked, being a very lazy and unprofessional bastard.
"Ezekiel!" the resounding echo of the female contestants shined through as one. The only time it would ever happen throughout this whole event.
''B-B-But what did I do? All I did was suggest that the girls needed help because they aren't as strong as guys? Isn't that a fact of life!'' if it wasn't for K's lightning like reflexes the boy would have been tackled and beaten heinously by Eva.
''Unfortunately kid it looks like you were raised with a bit of misogynist or whatever the hell it's called point of view. You don't seem to be a bad kid, but this show has just kicked off and we can't risk our ratings off the bat with risque choices. By that we mean we don't need those rabid and man hating feminists that make feminists in general look bad making this huge protests and all.'' Kuiinshi explained as he led Zeke to the dock until they were out of ear shot. ''So you might no longer be an official contestant, but how about you help me on a few projects? You'll learn some things and...who knows, maybe you might come around to a new way of thinking.''
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(CONFESSION CAM)
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While looking Smug Heather spoke into the Camera. ''To all those out there I would just like to say that I'm gonna win this competition and NO ONE is going to get in my way. All I know is if that K sap is as easy to sway AS he was in the first challenge, Then this is going to be a piece of Cake.
Next we cut to Naruto who was playing with a paddle ball. ''Something tells me that someone is going to need therapy after this.
After that we cut to Gwen. ''First day and I'm already becoming uneasy about the whole thing,'' she admitted then sighed. ''But I can't give up. I have my reasons for coming here and I can't give up.''
We then cut to Trent who was about to speak up a lamp fell on him and a light bulb exploded. ''Ow...medic!''
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Chapter End
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I really don't have much to say beyond that obviously quite a few twists are to be expected. Other then that, don't expect an update until October at the earliest.
00
This is just a Poll. Haven't decided quite what for just yet, but you guys can make up for the reasons in your head.
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Gwen: Vote 06
Heather: Vote 02
Courtney: Vote 06
Izzy:Vote 04
Bridgette:Vote 03
Lindsay:05
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