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I'm alive!!!

by Radioactive-Lollipop 0 reviews

That's it, I'm alive

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2012-07-15 - Updated: 2012-07-16 - 110 words

and to announce me being alive...CRACK FIC!

Gerard walked into the studio wearing none other than DRAG, followed by Frank Anthony Iero, his pantsless pimp.

"Gerard," he said lighting a cigarette. "How well do you know, the universe? In this case the universe is referred as my penis."

"Not well enough honey bunches of oats, but first," Gerard said reaching Intohis bra and pulling out a chunk of Fro. "I need to glue this back on toro's head."

JUST THEN A GIANT THREE HEADED BEAST QALKED wait its just Mikey bob and Ray duct tapped together...MILES THEN CAME UP AND ATE ALL OF THEM! The end
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