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I am Hitler, and this is Hitler's story.
One day, Hitler was shaving the face. He shaved each side, deciding to practice his shapes while shaving. He made every shape in his beard, but eventually he ran out of room. He had one shape left, and it was a square. He searched and searched for room, but then he noticed it! The square! On his lip! Hitler was so proud, he decided to kill millions of Jews.
The End.
HOPE YOU ENJEWED, THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY OF YOUR GAY STORIES FAGGOTS.
One day, Hitler was shaving the face. He shaved each side, deciding to practice his shapes while shaving. He made every shape in his beard, but eventually he ran out of room. He had one shape left, and it was a square. He searched and searched for room, but then he noticed it! The square! On his lip! Hitler was so proud, he decided to kill millions of Jews.
The End.
HOPE YOU ENJEWED, THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY OF YOUR GAY STORIES FAGGOTS.
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