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The group ran over to meet which poor sap had volunteered to help them.
"Guys, this is Gary. He volunteered to take us to the station to get Jennifer and Bob out" Gerard said
Gary was a man who looked like he was in his 40's. He had brown hair, and looked visibly angry.
"You guys disturbed me from my nap. Fucking kids and their 'save the animals' rallies" he mumbled
"Save the an-" Frank started, before being interrupted by Mikey punching him the shoulder "Ah yes. The 'Save The Animals' rallies."
"In my opinion, you can't get to Tampa in a fucking van, but kids are stupid these days" Gary said
Everyone mentally groaned, but he was their only hope.
"Alright. Get in the van. I'll drive you to the station"
Everyone got in, along with their stuff, and drove off.
Jennifer burst out laughing. Bob looked at her, puzzled.
"Why are you laughing?" he asked
"I'm laughing because I'd never thought, in my entire life, that I'd be in a jail cell,arrested for smuggling OREGANO, with some blond guy I barely know, in my bra" she said, without missing a beat.
Jennifer continued to laugh. Bob looked at her weirdly, but then started to laugh,too. They continued to laugh until tears were streaming down their faces.
"How long do you think it will be until they realize it's oregano?" Bob asked
"At most? 2-3 weeks. At least?" Jennifer started, soon being interrupted by, what seemed to be the sound of shouting.
"JOHNSON, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! IT'S OREGANO!" someone shouted
"At least? Now" she finished
Two officers went to Bob and Jennifer's cell.
"Sorry guys. Johnson here was a fucking idiot and didn't realize that it was oregano. You're free to go." the officer said, unlocking the cell.
Jennifer and Bob got out of the cell and walked outside.
"Where do we go now?" Bob asked
"Let's just wait here. I have faith that the group will somehow get here soon"
They waited for 10 minutes. It was already turning dark and it was getting colder.
"Want to wear my hoodie, Jen?" Bob asked
Of course, she was freezing. She was in her bra!
"Sure, Bob. Thanks." Jennifer said, graciously accepting the hoodie.
Soon, a van pulled up.
"Ohhh Bob and Jennifer!" Frank said, opening the back doors of the van. He got out and went up to them. He looked at the two, smiling wide "When did that happen?"
"Really, Frank? You wanna play that game?" Jennifer said. Frank's face got pale. "Ok, Amanda and Frank, you reek of sexual tension. All of the smiling and nodding, I've seen it! Natalia and Spencer! Ohh you guys should fuck and get it over with. Spencer! Get your hand off of Natalia's shoulder!" she said
"Yes ma'm" Spencer said, taking his hand off of Natalia's shoulder
"Yeah! Ryan! Tell 'em!" Jennifer said
"ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE!!!" he screamed
"That's right. Here Bob. I have shirts in my bag. Thanks" Jennifer said, handing over the hoodie, and getting in the van. As she got in, everyone whistled, but Ryan had that covered.
"ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE!" he screamed
Bob got in the front, motioning for Gary to move aside. Gary cursed under his breath, but obliged.
They drove off, as Jennifer slipped on an Iron Maiden t-shirt.
They were passing a woodsy area on their way to drop Gary off, when Gary glanced in the back and saw the shirt. He gasped.
"Ohmy- YOU'RE GOING TO PROTEST THE NEW LAW! I HAVE TO TELL THE POLICE!" he screamed
Jennifer thought on the spot.
"Oh no you don't!" she said. She got close to Gary, opened the door, and threw him out.
"What the fuck?!" Mikey shouted
"THAT WAS HARDCORE!" Gerard, Frank, and Bob shouted.
"Sorry Mikey. I had to."
Bob stopped the car, checking the rear view mirror to see if he was ok. He wasn't there. Suddenly Gary was slapping the door.
"LET ME IN YOU IDIOT FUCKTARDS!" he screamed "YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING,YOU BUMS!"
All of a sudden, Natalia sang.
Say my name and his in the same breath
I dare you to say they taste the same
Let the leaves fall off in the summer
And let December glow in flames
Erase myself and let go
Start it over again in Mexico
These friends, they don't love you
They just love the hotel suites, now
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Said,
Everyone joined in
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Oh take a chance, let your body get a tolerance
I'm not a chance, put a heat wave in your pants
"WAIT IS THAT A METAPHOR FOR SEX?!" Ryan screamed.
Everyone paused.
"...no?" Ella said
"Ok." Ryan responded
Natalia continued to sing
Pull a breath like another cigarette
Pawnshop heart trading up (trading up)
On the oracle in my chest,
Let the guitar scream like a fascist
Sweat it out, shut your mouth
free love on the streets but
in the alley it ain't that cheap, now
Everyone joined in for the chorus, as Bob began to drive off, leaving Gary baffled.
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Said,
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Said,
I don't care just what you think
as long as it's about me, you said
I don't care just what you think
as long as it's about me, I said
I don't care (I don't care)
Said, I don't care (I don't care)
Said, I (I) don't (don't) care (care)
I (I) don't (don't) care (no I don't)
I don't care, (I said)
I don't care, (I said)
I (I) don't (don't) care (care)
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Said,
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Everyone was laughing and high fiving. They decided to stop and rest at a town close by.
When they got there, they parked at the nearest diner, so they could eat. Before they went inside, Bob gave Jennifer his hoodie again, to cover up her shirt. Then, they went inside, the diner, a small one, with tinted windows. They got inside, ordered food and ate. When they were finished, a man approached him. He looked like he was in his 40's.
"Hi guys! I notice you are newcomers! My wife and I have plenty of room in our small house! Want to come stay?" he asked
They all hesitantly looked at Jennifer.
"I figure you must be their leader" he said, as his voice got lower "I know you set this thing up. I'm against the law, too. That's the only reason I want you guys to stay with me. So take the offer or don't. Just know that they are close by"
Jennifer thought for a while. He did seem legit.
"Alright. We'll stay"
"Alright" he whispered "Take your van and park it in the back of the dinner. I live 10 minutes away from the diner. It'll be a house, the only one there. Go quickly. And don't get caught."
With that, he exited the diner.
The song was "I Don't Care" by Fall Out Boy. You should listen to it! Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRnVBEjeUZE That was mynerdyromance's song. Also, I might not get ALL of your songs done. I'll try to include every song, but there's no GUARANTEE that I'll succeed. Sorry :/ BYE!
"Guys, this is Gary. He volunteered to take us to the station to get Jennifer and Bob out" Gerard said
Gary was a man who looked like he was in his 40's. He had brown hair, and looked visibly angry.
"You guys disturbed me from my nap. Fucking kids and their 'save the animals' rallies" he mumbled
"Save the an-" Frank started, before being interrupted by Mikey punching him the shoulder "Ah yes. The 'Save The Animals' rallies."
"In my opinion, you can't get to Tampa in a fucking van, but kids are stupid these days" Gary said
Everyone mentally groaned, but he was their only hope.
"Alright. Get in the van. I'll drive you to the station"
Everyone got in, along with their stuff, and drove off.
Jennifer burst out laughing. Bob looked at her, puzzled.
"Why are you laughing?" he asked
"I'm laughing because I'd never thought, in my entire life, that I'd be in a jail cell,arrested for smuggling OREGANO, with some blond guy I barely know, in my bra" she said, without missing a beat.
Jennifer continued to laugh. Bob looked at her weirdly, but then started to laugh,too. They continued to laugh until tears were streaming down their faces.
"How long do you think it will be until they realize it's oregano?" Bob asked
"At most? 2-3 weeks. At least?" Jennifer started, soon being interrupted by, what seemed to be the sound of shouting.
"JOHNSON, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! IT'S OREGANO!" someone shouted
"At least? Now" she finished
Two officers went to Bob and Jennifer's cell.
"Sorry guys. Johnson here was a fucking idiot and didn't realize that it was oregano. You're free to go." the officer said, unlocking the cell.
Jennifer and Bob got out of the cell and walked outside.
"Where do we go now?" Bob asked
"Let's just wait here. I have faith that the group will somehow get here soon"
They waited for 10 minutes. It was already turning dark and it was getting colder.
"Want to wear my hoodie, Jen?" Bob asked
Of course, she was freezing. She was in her bra!
"Sure, Bob. Thanks." Jennifer said, graciously accepting the hoodie.
Soon, a van pulled up.
"Ohhh Bob and Jennifer!" Frank said, opening the back doors of the van. He got out and went up to them. He looked at the two, smiling wide "When did that happen?"
"Really, Frank? You wanna play that game?" Jennifer said. Frank's face got pale. "Ok, Amanda and Frank, you reek of sexual tension. All of the smiling and nodding, I've seen it! Natalia and Spencer! Ohh you guys should fuck and get it over with. Spencer! Get your hand off of Natalia's shoulder!" she said
"Yes ma'm" Spencer said, taking his hand off of Natalia's shoulder
"Yeah! Ryan! Tell 'em!" Jennifer said
"ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE!!!" he screamed
"That's right. Here Bob. I have shirts in my bag. Thanks" Jennifer said, handing over the hoodie, and getting in the van. As she got in, everyone whistled, but Ryan had that covered.
"ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE!" he screamed
Bob got in the front, motioning for Gary to move aside. Gary cursed under his breath, but obliged.
They drove off, as Jennifer slipped on an Iron Maiden t-shirt.
They were passing a woodsy area on their way to drop Gary off, when Gary glanced in the back and saw the shirt. He gasped.
"Ohmy- YOU'RE GOING TO PROTEST THE NEW LAW! I HAVE TO TELL THE POLICE!" he screamed
Jennifer thought on the spot.
"Oh no you don't!" she said. She got close to Gary, opened the door, and threw him out.
"What the fuck?!" Mikey shouted
"THAT WAS HARDCORE!" Gerard, Frank, and Bob shouted.
"Sorry Mikey. I had to."
Bob stopped the car, checking the rear view mirror to see if he was ok. He wasn't there. Suddenly Gary was slapping the door.
"LET ME IN YOU IDIOT FUCKTARDS!" he screamed "YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING,YOU BUMS!"
All of a sudden, Natalia sang.
Say my name and his in the same breath
I dare you to say they taste the same
Let the leaves fall off in the summer
And let December glow in flames
Erase myself and let go
Start it over again in Mexico
These friends, they don't love you
They just love the hotel suites, now
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Said,
Everyone joined in
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Oh take a chance, let your body get a tolerance
I'm not a chance, put a heat wave in your pants
"WAIT IS THAT A METAPHOR FOR SEX?!" Ryan screamed.
Everyone paused.
"...no?" Ella said
"Ok." Ryan responded
Natalia continued to sing
Pull a breath like another cigarette
Pawnshop heart trading up (trading up)
On the oracle in my chest,
Let the guitar scream like a fascist
Sweat it out, shut your mouth
free love on the streets but
in the alley it ain't that cheap, now
Everyone joined in for the chorus, as Bob began to drive off, leaving Gary baffled.
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Said,
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Said,
I don't care just what you think
as long as it's about me, you said
I don't care just what you think
as long as it's about me, I said
I don't care (I don't care)
Said, I don't care (I don't care)
Said, I (I) don't (don't) care (care)
I (I) don't (don't) care (no I don't)
I don't care, (I said)
I don't care, (I said)
I (I) don't (don't) care (care)
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Said,
I don't care what you think as long as it's about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Everyone was laughing and high fiving. They decided to stop and rest at a town close by.
When they got there, they parked at the nearest diner, so they could eat. Before they went inside, Bob gave Jennifer his hoodie again, to cover up her shirt. Then, they went inside, the diner, a small one, with tinted windows. They got inside, ordered food and ate. When they were finished, a man approached him. He looked like he was in his 40's.
"Hi guys! I notice you are newcomers! My wife and I have plenty of room in our small house! Want to come stay?" he asked
They all hesitantly looked at Jennifer.
"I figure you must be their leader" he said, as his voice got lower "I know you set this thing up. I'm against the law, too. That's the only reason I want you guys to stay with me. So take the offer or don't. Just know that they are close by"
Jennifer thought for a while. He did seem legit.
"Alright. We'll stay"
"Alright" he whispered "Take your van and park it in the back of the dinner. I live 10 minutes away from the diner. It'll be a house, the only one there. Go quickly. And don't get caught."
With that, he exited the diner.
The song was "I Don't Care" by Fall Out Boy. You should listen to it! Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRnVBEjeUZE That was mynerdyromance's song. Also, I might not get ALL of your songs done. I'll try to include every song, but there's no GUARANTEE that I'll succeed. Sorry :/ BYE!
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