FicWad

a/n// ok, i know i havnt update in like... centurys but i have a good excuse!!
and what is that??
i had really bad writers block!!
dude thats a real shit excuse
i know...
yo said you had a good excuse!!!
oh shutup we're rambling!!



gerards pov:

i sat there, on my bed flicking through the worn out pages of my homeworks diary, thinking about our new house huest. Ella, there was more to her story, i just knew it. i knew that her dad had been beating her, god i felt so sorry for the poor girl. There was just something she wasnt telling us... I wont push her, no, everyone deserves to have their secrests, i know what it feels like to have everyone invade your privay and not give you a choice wether to tell them or not, not good. on the other hand... i also know what it feels like to bottle up my emotions. i felt my whole body tense up, i know that when HE was there i would feel...

NO. i will not go there, i will not torture myself, i've put it behind me.

i continued to absentmindedly flick through the pages of my diary when i saw something out of the corner of my my eye... OH SHIT!!

'write a detailed out look on the tradgeties of life from the perspective of another.'

well you've really done it this time eh dickwad?? how could you forget about that, it's meant to be in tomorrow!!

shut up!!

dont tell me to shutup!!

bitch i'm a badass, mess with me and i'll cut you!!

ooooh i'm shaking in my boots.

oh shutup you know i dont wear boots they make my thighs look fat!!

thats because your thighs are fat!!

true... but they look fucking sexy in my leather pants!! bet you dont look good in leather!! only the sass queen can pull off leather bitch!!

bitch, i am you!!

well then it's settled. we both look good in leather but not boots, because they make our thights look fat, agree'd??

agree'd. OMGZ did you hear theres a sale at the boa store??

dude, do you realize how gay you sound right now??

bitch, im fabulous!! internal hair flip you know you wanna go!!*]

do you think they'd have a sparkly blue one??

[*oh like our dressing gown, ya know, the one with the fluffy white trim??

oh you know it girlfriend!!

mmhmmm

OMGZ i want those red skinny's from hot topic soooo bad!!!

but we look so fat in them ew.

yes, but they go with our boa with sparkly red tassles!!

so true... but- hey wait, forgetting something??

no, what??, do i have something in my teeth??

how the fuck should i know?? and no!! your homework!!

"ARRRRGG SHIT!!! damn teachers!!!!! i just want to spend my time fan girling over boas, is that to much to ask?!?!!?!?"

"uhhh did i miss something??" i heard ellas say from behind me, oh shit, did i say that out loud??

"awww did geegee forget to go to the sale at the boa store before it finished??"

"WHAT?!?!" i sprung to my feet, "it's fucking finished?!?! NOOOO!! my life is fucking over!! i'll be boaless!! i will be without boa!! do know what thins means????" i all but screeched tugging on my ebony black locks.

"uhh, you wont have a boa??" ella squeaked.

"oh my god your so melodramatic, you've got another hundred of them in your room" mikey mumbled

"oh really?? is that what mum said about the unicorn toy at the mall??" i smirked

"oh you did not just go there!!"

"oh i went there gurrl"

"dont make me click ma fingers in a z-formation!!"

"are you sure IM the gay one here??"

"i.. im manly.." mikey mumbled

"mmmhmm course you are, you also have oh, i dunno, like one hundred unicorn toys!!"

"bitch dont make me set sparkles on you!!"

"LLAMA LLAMA DUCK!!!!!" ella screamed from the back of room.

"ella, what the fuck??" mikey said whilst walking towards her.

"I WAS ONCE A TREE HOUSE, I LIVED IN A CAKE!!" she sang.

"jeez, ella, what did you take??"

"BUT I NEVER SAW THE WAY THE ORANGE SLAYED THE RAKE!!"

"did you hit your head??" mikey asked, his voice trembling with worry.

"I WAS ONLY THREE YEARS DEAD!!" she continued.

"oh my god she's got a concussion!!" i shouted.

"BUT IT TOLD A TALE, NOW LISTEN UP LITTLE CHILD TO THE SAFETY RAIL!!"

"she's gone round the bend..." i muttered.

"did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama llama's llama tastes of llama llama llama duck!!!!" she sang, while flying round the living room in an airoplane motion, ya know?? the kind you did as a kid in the school playground.

"C'MON SING IT WITH ME!!" she shouted

soon she has us all dancing round the living room singing

" HERES A LLAMA THERES A LLAMA AND ANOTHER LITTLE LLAMA, FUZZY LLAMA, FUNNY LLAMA, LLAMA LLAMA DUUUUCCK!!" we sang at the top of our voices.

"half a llama twice the llama not a llama farmer llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck." ella continued.

"is this how its told now is it all so-" mikey started, only to be interupted by a loud knock at the door. i walked over to the door, the atmosphere became very tense all of a sudden, i didnt know why, but i had a feeling i waas about tho find out. i reached out my hand out and turned the door handle.

Ella's pov:
gerard walked over to the door and turned the door handle, i froze.

oh fuck no.