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A/N: Sorry, I may be stepping on someone's toes with this one, seeing as "Naruto Gay Boys" was just recently posted on AFF. cough I couldn't help myself, though; after reading that poor attempt at parody of this song (claiming to list lots of yaoi pairings, which it didn't even really do, plus didn't really follow the tune of the song well..), my mind immediately came up with a /real/ one. It may be equally stupid (it even has a stupid title), but oh well...

Oh, and BTW, I don't own Naruto or the song I'm parodying (as if you didn't already know) DISCLAIMED

Bed the Boys
[To the tune of "Deck the Halls"]

Read "Naruto's" yaoi pairings
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sasuke isn't known for sharing
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Keeps Naruto tied to his bed
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
What a hassle, clothes must be shed!
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Kakashi corrupts Iruka
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Jiraiya peeps to write yaoi books, Ah!
Fa la la la la, la la la la

ShinoKiba; ShikaChouji
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
GaaraNaru; NejiLee
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Orochimaru and Kabuto
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Both are after Sasuke's asshole
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Uchihacest: it is the best
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
But let's not forget the Sandcest
Fa la la la la, la la la la

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A/N 2: So that's it. I had lots more pairings I could've used, but I wanted to stick to the same number of verses as the original. Comments are welcome. Flame if you wish; it'll give me a laugh. smile